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fuck i want some papa johns now

>>34929437
>tfw you're so dead inside that the pizza is more appealing than the girl

>>34929564

Most appealing option of all: buying her the pizza but she only allows me to eat it in its later form

>>34929275
>"MOMMY I DON'T WANT THE MAP PLACEMAT, REEEEEEEE!!!"

thats you

fuckin dumbass

>>34929275
https://www.reddit.com/

there you go newfriend, a friendly link back to somewhere you'll feel more at home :)

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>>34929290
doood what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

""Involuntary Celibate". A frustrated virgin who feels as if the world owes them sex. A self-described 'incel' is highly likely to blame their virginity on the other 6,999,999,999 people on the planet rather than consider that maybe the problem lies inward"

Even Urban Dictionary thinks you're retarded

>>34929193
I don't blame anybody, I blame myself and hate myself. I wish death squads were a thing in America. I wish they would come and kill me.

>>34929238
self pity wont get you anywhere

>>34929073
bump pls help
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34929073
Uh, how did that transpire?

Greentext, please.

>>34929214
>be me
>friend asks to go get food
>okay
>we go to sit down restaurant
>I dont want to be there
>its too fancy
>sitting there waiting for food
>taking forever
>get up to go to the bathroom
>friend walks in and sees our waiter touching my lips

i hope you know its barely even a penny

>>34929063
>watch the ad video through to the end
wow nice you gave them a whole 0.3 cents

>>34929063
I did back when I was still watching YouTube.

who the fuck gives two shits about you or this channel

>>34928963
But you do beat cancer, thanks to the help of science and doctors, stop trying to make the lives of random people worse.

>>34929003

tell that to eddsworld or kitty0706 lol

>>34928933
The fighting games are component but not particularly inspiring, especially the newer ones

That Naruto Online one is total horseshit though

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>>34928933
pic related OP?

then yes

>>34928933
Just imagine cumming while looking at those boobs jiggle..

>>34928907
I generally lurk outside of a rare post or two, and I'd call myself a normie with some robot tendencies.

>>34928907
I usually lurk. I am far too autistic to carry a conversation, even in text. I tend to blog. My opinions on women are on the level of "those" redditors and/or forum users, more negative than the average r9k post.

Most posters on here seem so socially well-adjusted that I wonder how they're not normies.

I just don't feel like I have anything worthwhile to say

>Deserts everywhere
>can't just go to store to buy water
>no plumbing
>no sewage system
>no garbage disposal
>no Internet connection
>every stranger you meet wants to kill you
>no electricity
>can't just live off the land because you live in a desert

how are you going to fruits, veggies, and meat?!

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>>34928886
I know it isn't very mad max but I like the more metro 2033 type post-apocalyptic environment, big cities covered in snow from the nuclear winter, people forced to live underground, idolising stalkers and all that, always liked that atmosphere more. Though wandering the desert sounds cool it's not my cup of tea I don't think.

>>34928913
You steal it from those who have I guess. Didn't get that far into thinking. Or buy it too that works I guess.

i used to take st john's wort that came in a metal sheet thing like that

i used it as a natural remedy for depression

Could be a caffeine pill? Those help me study heaps.

Chad's going in raw, anon, sorry!

>>34928749
Haven't seen this literal shitpost in awhile.

>>34928749
reread your thread then reevaluate your life

>>34928749
We need a brap uprising

>>34928713
>chaim chad gets special treatment from female guards
>again
REEEEE VEY

>>34928713
This is a nice holiday camp, it's such a shame the allied powers destroyed the supply lines.

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>>34928713
Good Goyim, did you know the Nazis are giving out money where the ovens are! Oy vey, I can't wait to get all of those shekels

>>34928625
fanfictions gay

fictions ok

jk fanfiction is nice

show us your writing

>>34928625
Anon not even most of /r9k/ is that autistic

In fact I'd say fanfiction.net alone is far beyond /r9k/ in terms of autism and that is saying something

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>>34928604
christ, how about you torrent after effects and photoshop and make some better edited shit like this?

>>34928641
MOvE MAkE EASY 2 USE nd MAKE ir LoK FuNNi

any robots remember the old days of youtube poop when it was actually clever and not just earrape and repeating random phrases?

It seems everyone thinks they're a comedian and the stupidest shit gets popular, the normies discover it, and of course now the closest thing the internet has to it are just a direct downgrade in the form of ""word replacement memes""

>>34928582
>hope

The cruelest normie meme of all.

For what? Dying before I can disappoint my parents?

>>34928582
Literally ran out of luck years ago