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Honestly, there are so many things wrong with that profile

>>34560187
If you want to take tinder seriously, change it to something serious

Speaking of Tinder. Please tell me Tinder doesn't match you with your Facebook friends (or that there's a setting to block Facebook friends), right?

>>34560171
So this is what the faggots the beg people to buy Titanfall to keep it from dying look like

Sad

a male succubus is called an incubus

origgubus

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>tfw no succubus (male) gf bf girl (boy) friend

>>34559977
>How do I make this happen?
If you mix up acetone and bleach in the right ratio, you can make chloroform

>>34559977
Wtf....I'm 5'6" and look like a 16 year old /shota/, despite being 21, and according to r9k logic, I'm going to be a virgin for the rest of my life, but I'm literally about to lose my virginity tomorrow.

Just TRY HARDER

>>34560006
how are you making it happen?

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>>34559907
Even though I'm American and have no real command over the Russian language: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFgzVMWejKQ
The drop is great to slam the gas on.

Rusanons, feel free to tell me the general meaning if you want.

i don't listen to music on my fast bikes

in my slow cars i listen to talk radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHzu5rVDmFI

Too bad my car won't go over 140 km/h (90 mph)

>>34559893
Is this the Russian who Magnus lost to then ditched the conference out of salt?

>>34560420
That's not Karjakin. Magnus won the overall match, btw

>>34559893
whats his endgame?
can i have a rundown?

Shotgun loaded with buckshot, barrel in the mouth, at an upward angle. The brain stem is obliterated before the brain can even process the sound or the prain. Instant unconsciousness, zero pain, zero noise (for the corpse), organs shut down in 34 seconds or less. This is the way I'm going to go on June 25th.

Please don't arrest me for this FBI/NSA, I'm not telling people to kill themselves.

>>34559887
the people who knew that are not on r9k anymore, and so are a few who didn't know it as well as they thought
it's your call pal

>>34559923
Why the specific date?

>>34559851

I would like to have that booty on my face.

>>34559851
Do you always wear a serious face because you feel you have to be ready for anything?
Do you feel that other people are weaker than you and deserved to be helped?
How much anime do you or have you watched?
Are you autistic?
Have you ever fucked a girl?

>>34559851

*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*sniff

definitelynotoregano

>>34559817
>to be successful - you have to think you're alpha.

Lol i figured this out a long time ago senpai, that really is the trick.

>>34559817
>tfw feel alpha but still get absolutely shat on by everything
still got my chin up but holy shit they don't make it easy. hard out here for a pimp

>>34559817
Is that Elon Musk ?

>>34559768
it will get better. probably. Mexicans will start assimilating like you have (god bless). They will end up just like the Niggers mostly did, the Germans did, and the Irish did, and the Italians did, and the Chinese mostly did.

>>34559768
good riddance

t. 5th gen tejano

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>>34559768
No your just a lazy ass chicano, learn to speak some fuckin spanish

Pinche estupido es parte de tu sangre, no questa much para aprender a hablar espanol.

>tfw lazy chicano too dum to attempt to learn a language thats part of your heritage. Kids these days.... jeeze

Women would rather get beaten or killed than be with basement dwelling masturbators. Really makes you think.

>um like maybe women just like, um, can sense the misogynistic woman-hating vibes you give off and that's why they don't want to acknowledge you? they dont want to be beaten and murdered by a woman-hater like you lol :)

If this female-perpetuated myth were true

then why are there still women getting involved with domestic abusers? really made my almonds activate

>>34559728
>wants to hurt and kill women for not dating him
>i-i'm a nice guy!

>>34559650
And that's why VPNs and tor exist.

>not having your VPN start with your computer
shig

Is there any reason or way they would find out if they didn't explicitly ask the isp or you weren't doing illegal things?

>>34559585
Women can literally get away with masturbating in public.

>>34559585
Indecent exposure is a class 2 felony I believe

>>34559585
if you are a women
>tee hee, don't do it again -cop
If you re a man
>sex offender list for life, life over, jail time for you prev -cop

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Day dream about living a normal life until you fall asleep. I do it every night.

Sorry to hear anon.

What's got you down?

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>>34559578

r u scerd of dark???

I spend mine pointlessly playing MMOs and videogames until I get bored and move onto something else.

By distracting myself from existential dread through video games and cute anime girls.

>>34559577
Faggoting around wasting time and potential, I hate being an INTP

>>34559571
I feel homeslice just started watching it myself lastnight..
Shit lit as fugg senpai

Yeah, Jojo is pretty fun.
But read the manga.

The first two parts, yes.

Stardust crusaders is shit though