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>>38682433
Just don't vote liberal and don't try interracial dating and you will be fine. Owning a gun will help you make friends.

>>38682433
Yes, because flyover state cunts are always salty they didn't get to be born/live somewhere important, and will always be stuck in some big fucking corn field.

Just constantly shit talk cali and buy some guns or something to fit in, if you seem like you hate cali as much as they do you'll slowly be accepted

>>38682433
>Commiefornia
>in the five top states for money sent out to the federal government compared to the money sent back in
>meanwhile Mississippi requires much more federal aid
huh...

What if he watches conservative porn?

>>38682205

This. I only watch conservative porn with white men and Asian women.

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>speaks out against "degeneracy" and acts like he's significantly superior to others
>masturbates to porn, is a NEET (doesn't contribute to society), uses profanity, listens to degenerate music, eats unhealthily
Typical Republican hypocrisy I guess.

>>38682205
>>38682218
>Conservative porn
Keep fooling yourself, all porn is "degenerate."

>>38681852
cause its more likely he'll kill himself

He has guns

Fuck with Sammy Gunz, it's you who ends up face down in the gutta.

>>38681757
Why? Because of loneliness and sadness?

>>38681757
Honestly getting drunk and watching anime is a fun combination. What do you drink OP? Sometimes I drink Heinekin and rewatch Black Lagoon just for the fun of it.

Congrats OP you still have hope

Being able to watch moeshit sober means you finally reached rock bottom

I just stay up every night all night, I never sleep these days, I'm like a vamipire

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>tfw *I* wake up
after 14 hours in bed
then i spend another two lying there

>>38681638
how old are you?
caffeine or no?
what do you do when you are awake?

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>>38681470
Billy, it's best if you just walked in there, talked to the manager, and gave him a firm handshake.

earn said exp and acv

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>>38681470
>tfw don't even know what a resume really is

Chad wouldn't work in a fucking grocery store.

>waaaah no place 4 me ;_;
fuck off to wizardchan you cunt

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Reading this makes me laugh. Even if this thread is all made up for the fun of it, plenty of similar women actually exist and it kills me. It's like a slow burn, watching them and realizing that they will never get to have the Chad they desire. They will simply wither alone. Even if my life isn't perfect, at least I only desire to be a better version of myself. I am my own savior, I am real. Chad is an illusion.


Reptillians.

>>38681467
>chad wouldnt work a job based around socializing
hmmm sure

>>38681368
I felt the same way man. The only thing that's keeping me going is the fact that i can maybe lose weight, maybe get fit, and then finally be attractive enough for women. I don't wanna get a job, I don't even really want to buy anything. Have severe social anxiety, have depression. The only thing that keeps me going and always makes me feel like a sack of shit is to think about how worse people have it then me. Op really, just read about some of the really tough shit people have to deal with or murders that occur on young children or third world country horror stories. It'll humble you and make you appreciate more of what you have (i do this daily). I'm making an effort to exercise and change lifestyle, I have job opportunities lined up for me from a friend after the job my mom promised me fell through. I'm in a better place now, and don't feel as numb and worthless anymore. Stopped being bored and just doing whatever hopes that time passes and being a lazy fuck. I'm trying to make changes and I feel way better for doing it. Just try to be the best you that you can be anon and get out there and start working man. What's the worst that could happen? If it's really that horrible, you can just off yourself afterwards and at least you will know you tried your best.

I understand your problem. I don't know how old you are, if you've finished school or anything but I'll try to help anyway:

>Get a girlfriend
>Start working

Now that you have a girlfriend and a job you will appreciate alone time and video games a lot more. Think of it like this, you know in primary school when you get home you're super exited after a long day of school that you finally able to relax then in the holidays getting up in the morning and playing video games is completely normal? Well that's what's going to happen when you get a girlfirend, you will be a lot more grateful to have spare time. Hope I helped

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>>38681497

>you're not allowed to complain because some people have it worse than you

>>38681559

>lol just get a gf bro

Don't exercise or do any physical activity. Get a lot of soy and bovine growth hormone into your diet. Drink exclusively from plastic bottles.

If you did all that during puberty you would have definitely come out of it girlier.

>>38681517
Idk whenever I get less physical activity I feel like my body hair is getting greasiest and thicker

>>38681357
Eat lots of soy and tofu and take hormones. Soy and tofu naturally feminize the body. Do you think its a coincidence Asian males look so feminine with a diet heavy in soy/tofu?

It's ok to physically assault people who you disagree with if you call them a nazi first! Leftists are wannabe terrorist subhuman scum.

>>38681315
/pol/ please go be retarded somewhere else

>>38681315
>Alt left having any muscle in real life.
Alt left in real life is scrawny or obese. Go watch antifa videos they get their shit kicked in and sob hysterically on video. I think its fucking hilarious to watch and I am not even conservative. Also before you accuse me of voting for Trump...I voted for Gary Johnson.

>>38681298
Officemax, part-time. It's easy and every payday I buy video games.

Just had my last day as a software developer at a company focused on software development. In a week I'm starting a job as a software developer in a company that isn't a software company, but has in-house developers developing stuff for internal use. Needless to say I'm nervous about having to deal with turbonormalfags

>>38681298
professional neet

it's a hard life, but someone has to do it

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>order one coke and meal in drive through
>told to wait in carpark for meal but get coke to drink while I wait
>meal comes with another coke
>guy gives it to me anyway

>>38681225
>>drunk 2L of coke today and yesterday

coke is disgusting

>eat lunch
>still a bit hungry
>eat more lunch
I love being blessed with /fit/ genes

Nobody cares you stupid nigger
Your thread is shit kys

>>38680986
Kegels? That shit is for women to tighten their pussies you stupid nigger

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>white robots want to get accepted
>black robots open up to white robots
>white robots call black robots racial slurs
2 months later
>white robots are sad because they are alone and no one understands them
Repeat

You white fucks never learn
t. German guy

You wont get popular cause there are 900000 guys doing the same shit.

>>38680948
I mean if you're good and spam for years I guess eventually something should happen

are trap beats gay

Just be happy you dodged that bullet OP, you saved yourself from a lot more pain.

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>>38680905
>feel that suspicious get feeling in my stomach that has never led me wrong
Only misery awaits us
This world is too cruel for people like us
Nothing good will ever happen to us
Just wait, and keep waiting until our time here is over.

>>38680905
Long distance is just cuckoldry with being held down with your eyes kept open

Were you going to meet up for a few days? Weeks? Live together?