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Do any robots play Runescape here?

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What is this?

systemspace.link

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>high school
>no gf
>look up online how to be attractive
>'be confident'
>try
>fail
>college
>no gf
>everyone else is getting laid
>they are more attractive and exciting than you
>maybe you're just a boring robot
>ignore it
>mid 20s
>girls still don't care about you
>focus on career and earning money
>maybe go to grad school
>slave away at the same routine every day
>wake up, buy coffee, go to work, come home, sleep
>get more and more used to it and learn how to fit in other things
>start developing more talents
>get good at an instrument
>read more books
>explore new places and take road trips
>start to enjoy life
>job is going well
>closing in on a six figure paycheck before you're even 30
>coworkers respect you, at least enough that you feel valued at your job
>six days before your 27th birthday
>go in to get coffee at the same place you've been getting coffee for years
>new girl is working at the cash register
>she smiles at you as soon as you walk in
>get your coffee and leave
>look back at her through the glass of the door on your way out
>she's looking too
>thee years pass
>you're engaged to her
>she always says how lucky she is to have found someone like you
>'funny, smart, kind, you're just amazing!'
>she makes you feel like the greatest man in the world
>you buy a home together
>well, she still works at a coffee shop, so it's mostly you, but you'd do anything for her
>she's your anchor
>love just may be real
>33 years old
>she starts getting distant
>doesn't look at you the same way anymore
>you always look back at her when you're leaving for work to see if she's looking
>she's on her phone
>leave
>come home from work
>ask her about what having a family would be like
>'anon, we've gone through this so many times, I'm just not ready.'
>ask her to just imagine
>'no, I told you I'm not ready and I don't want to think about it'
>change the subject
>she leaves the room
>a handful of months pass
>communication starts fading away

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Why do I like girls with questions marks beside their heads?

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>Tfw no gf who's strictly anal only

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> tfw gay guy
> tfw having multible beta oribters
Breederscum will never know how good this feels

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Is r9k's Eggs Benedict going to /make it/ lads?

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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Melenchon 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Tuesday at work. I have no pictures

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What did she mean by this? originally

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>Well aware that if gun laws were tighter, there would be less mass shootings
>Still oppose gun restrictions

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Many anons here say that they cant relate with someone due to lack of opportunity (I know, Im there myself).

After some introspection I just realized that Im just absolutely terrorized by intimacy in all its forms. Seriously I dont think I could ever be close with someone (not even on a friendship level!). This thing feels worse than going to fucking war or something.

Any anons here feel the same?

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Working out is a joke

>december 2015
>shitty job
>moved away for shitty job so no friends
>completely isolated
>start feeling depressed over ex-gf that broke up with me at the end of college
>suppress this with weed, video games, and jacking off
>about a month rolls by
>weed starts to make me depressed
>video games start to piss me off because I'm shitty at them
>jacking off makes me more depressed than anything else
>feel like half of a man
>start listening to super emo music
>go on r9k every night
>sympathize with depressed faggots like me
>this goes on until june 2016
>weight drops to 115
>most unhealthy I've ever felt in my life
>finally resolve to try and become a better person and start working out
>set up a full schedule along with meals
>start working out 6 days a week
>keep doing it for months
>by December 2016 I've made noticeable improvements
>gained 20 lbs since I've started working out and developed some muscle
>people start complimenting me a little bit
>but it's always fucking laden with sarcasm because I'm still skinny as all hell
>'wow anon I didn't know you could lift that box!'
>it's filled with fucking bubble wrap
>'wow anon, those shirts are getting tight on you! maybe you need to stop buying the child sizes'
>what the fuck?
>keep working out
>girls finally start to notice me
>but working out hasn't magically granted me the power to flirt
>girls still think I'm a fuckin weirdo
>now in march 2017
>stopped working out and smoke twice as much weed as before
>can't enjoy masturbating anymore because I just remember how shitty I am with women
>now even worse at video games cuz I stopped playing them with every second of my free time

anyone else fallen for the work out until somebody loves you meme

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>tfw ask a girl to post pictures of herself on this board
>tfw immediately slut-shame her afterwards for posting them

Who else here D E V I L I S H?

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>cute mcdonalds cashier smiles at me
>spend the rest of the day fantasizing about her
>where we would go on our first and second date
>what we would talk about
>what i would get her on christmas, valentines, her birthday
>how happy she would be to see me and wouldnt even care about the gifts
>meeting her nice parents and spending all day with her

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Women can't maintain Civilization.
Alphas can't maintain Civilization.
Hellzbellz, non-eurasians can't maintain Civilization.

The thing about the girls and the Alphas is, they don't care. A man planting his seed in a new ripe field everyday doesn't care about whether or not hes comfortable. Women in love with Alphas don't care about anything else at all in life and record their own satisfaction moment to moment by how their Alpha makes them feel in that moment.

Civilization is a gift, from Betas to Betas. Its an agreement made between Betas. We won't go bandit. We won't go pirate. We won't rape every woman not being guarded. We wont kill every man that looks at us wrong. We will, instead, look out for each other, including leaving each others chosen woman alone.

Women hate that. They don't want to be paired off with a Beta, even if he is the smartest or the richest or the handsomest. All they want is an Alpha that stirs them up inside.

Women hate Betas. Ninety percent of men could die, and if they were the Betas (and lower), women not only wouldn't care, they wouldn't notice.

If we want to maintain this beautiful gift to the world known as Civilization, we need to acknowledge who its for. Its for us. If you treat women as your equal, you give the gift of equality to someone who literally and without exaggeration doesn't care whether you live or die, so long as she can still get some Alpha up in there. You can either acknowledge that, or you can watch out beautiful creation whither and die.

Fight. They aren't your equals. This is for us.