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>tfw smarter than everybody
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>tfw more intelligent than my peer wherever I go
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>tfw without equal on the mental battlefield
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>tfw unmatched at the ability to acquire knowledge
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Anyone ever larped as Chad before? I recently went to Croatia with a friend and just did what Chad would do. One skinny qt even wanted to fuck but I turned her down because that's what Chad would do. My friend says he's never seen me so happy.
Now I'm back in America doing the virgin walk and listening to anime soundtracks.
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>>38617381
Chad would have fucked her, you autist
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>>38617419
she wasn't 9/10+ so no
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>>38617381
DO THE SAME EXACT SHIT YOU DID THERE AND YOU'LL GET SOME. JESUS FUCK ANON, BEING CHAD ISN'T ABOUT GOOD LOOKS, FUCK THAT, DO YOU THINK A GOOD LOOKING GUY THAT'S SOCIALLY RETARDED WOULD GET A GIRL LET ALONE FUCK ONE? NO, WHAT MAKES SOMEONE A CHAD IS CONFIDENCE. CHADS ARE MOSTLY PEOPLE OOZING OF IT AND WOMEN DEFINITELY SMELL THAT AND GET WET BECAUSE OF THAT, NOT JUST BECAUSE A GUY IS /FIT/ AS FUCK. TAKE IT FROM A FEMBOT ANON, THERE'S NOTHING MORE POWERFUL AND SEXIER THAN A GUY KNOWING WHAT HE WANTS HOW HE WANTS IT WHEN HE WANTS IT
YOU CAN DO IT, GO OUT THERE AND BECOME A "CHAD", GET LAID AND RID YOURSELF OF MOANING AND BITCHING 24/7 ON A MONGOLIAN FORUM FOR RATING DING DONGS
-Yours truly, femanon <3
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LIGHT PEDOPHILES ON FIRE
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>>38617303
Seems like you lost your ass on your way to pol
Robots are pedo friendly. And not pseudo edgy cunts who repeat whatever normies already believe, just with more anger.
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There is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia.
As long as the child and their parents consent to the marriage and you partake in an intercourse afterwards.
It's only abnormal to desire the old rotten fruit than the fresh ripe in-season ones.
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>>38618395
pedophilia is still illegal
dut-dada, you're in jail
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This movie is unrealistic, because if a 300 lbs., powerful man on a completely deserted island were gifted with a young, attractive girl, he would most definitely have raped her and not just locked her in a cave.
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>>38617086
he is not a man in the film, he is a polynesian deity, hence his bizarre facial structure, superhuman strength, etc
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>>38617100
He is a demigod, which is just a normal human given god-status. The above assertion goes double for him.
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I want to nude massage Manoa.
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Anybody order panties before? What's it like? Worth it? Am I confirming my complete degenerate status by doing so? I'm fucking mesmerized by shit like this on Reddit and so deprived of female contact I'm considering ordering.
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>not buying Stacey's used pantsu on Craigslist
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>>38617009
This is what drives me nuts hnnggg
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Yeah, i've order panties throug mail, but its alright but it doesnt feel right, since they are new.. i stole a few from our laundry, whole different when they're worn, even if they're clean. Got a rush knewing that.
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>at work
>burst out laughing randomly
>end up bent over my workbench laughing for about ten seconds
>finally recompose myself
>get back to grinding tools like nothing happened
>glance around the shop
>coworkers turn away from me slowly
What does it mean, robots? And do the normies care? I don't know why I have laughing fits like these. Sometimes I act like it's just a cough or a sneeze, but when they last as long as they have lately I can't disguise them.
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>>38617008
you aren't even remembering something funny, you're just having an unprompted laughing fit?
nice
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>>38617167
Yes, unprompted. I don't really mind it at home, gotten used to it I guess, but I got a job this summer and I think people are beginning to notice.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelastic_seizure this you are having a gelastic seizure?
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Comfy Chess Thread: Queen's Gambit Edition
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Welcome to the CCC. Whether you are a chess wizzard or total n00b, this thread will have something for you.
Bored with all the racebait threads? Duel another anon in a battle of wits.
Have a story about the time you got destroyed by a girl? Share a greentext.
Feeling especially creative? Share a chess puzzle.
Tired of racebait threads? Come hang out in here for a while.
Play online
>https://lichess.org/
Create a gameboard
>http://www.jinchess.com/chessboard/composer/
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take me on in chess
>https://lichess.org/DwTtgJbi
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In today's thread, we discuss the queen's gambit.
The Queen's gambit starts off with the following moves:
>white: pawn D4
>black: pawn D5
>white: pawn C4
White is offering black a juicy white pawn free for the taking.
Do you accept the gambit? Yes or no?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13529873
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How do I even start learning to play chess if I'm 18? I mean, I know the rules, but I'm helpless when it comes to any sort of strategy. I also know that many decent chess players started playing at the age of <10, so is it even possible to become somewhat good at chess as an adult (without having practised properly during childhood)?
Be honest.
Have you ever thought of shooting up your school?
If so are you still planning or you just couldn't?
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Nah, my life truly started to suck once I was out of school, left with nothing. NEET made me a robot.
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>>38616951
nice try original fbi
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Not just shooting, the whole shebang.
Fertilizer bombs
home made napalm
trench coats with bullet protection
locking down the escape routes with hard chains
two dufflebags filled with ammo and several guns
what I do to all the bodies (probably attempt to eat them raw and fuck few of the bodies if I had the time)
then suicide by cop.
Let's see if your taste is shit or not.
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Nobody puts baby in a basket lol
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>>38616893
basically literally a 10
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>>38616953
uuhhh isn't that the instagram of that pedo?
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Have you ever met a suspected robot before?
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>>38616852
The problem with suspected robots is that there are plenty of people with "robotic" qualities that never disovered r9k/4chan.
There are plenty of absolute wierdo loners out there ever since high school, but if you hide your power level and do a pretty good job of pretending to be normal (like you should), theres no way in hell you'll find a robot.
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>>38616852
I know I saw one of them at Little Caesar's a few months ago. Long greasy hair, patchy pube beard, wearing gaming headphones with a mic, pedo glasses, cargo shorts, a sonic the hedgehog shirt, athletic socks pulled up to his knees, and sandals. He stared at the ground the entire time and mumbled his order
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>>38617018
The thing is though, how do you know he's been on r9k? He clearly exhibits almost every robotlike quality, but he may be to unfortunate to discover this place.
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Can I enlist in anything without graduating hs?
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>>38616785
Go to the military
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the NEET army
ororor
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>>38617660
If you are in America then no, you can't.
Its a myth made up by liberals that the military takes highschool drop outs. Sorry OP, but your dumbass needs a diploma to even be considered enlisting.
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Do you prefer tall girls or short girls?
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I PREFER TO BE ALON
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>>38616781
Can't stand this chick. Her instagram and YouTube are all about building a big ass but she doesn't even have one
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tall but I am so lonely at this point i would take a 3 foot midget in a scooter
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/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest" Edition
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>We Pirates Now
>After the shitshow on Robot Island, the robots are now drifting mindlessly on the sea in their fancily named frigate, S.S. NoGF
>Odd numbers decide any events that happen to the Frigate and the crew (Like discovering land, a mutiny, etc...) doubles, triples and quads also work too
Some info on the ship and the crew:
>The SS. NoGF is a very steady ship, it can resist storms. hurricanes and such
>The Crew is composed of:
>15 Robots
>5 weebs
>5 Ancaps
>1 Christcuck
>5 (recently transitioned) Traps
>There are enough tools and materials to repair and maintain the ship
>There is enough food for a 5 month journey
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Bumping it up
And yes this comment is completely original
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Second Bump
This one is also very original
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Crab people come and teach us the majestic crab culture
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>get to spend the day with the most wonderful girl
>she has a childlike innocence
>she has social anxiety and doesnt like to be in large crowds
>emotionally needy, very clingy
>drop dead fucking beautiful in every way
>cute little perky A cups
>snow white pale skin
>she has been broken, just like me
>dyed streak of pink and blue in her hair
>she spends most of her time online
>enjoy a trip to the movies with her, dont know how i managed to get her to come with me
>see Baby Driver, enjoyable film
>theres a nice little park not too far from the theater
>no one ever goes there
>walk around the park with her
>sit and pick flowers for a while, just talking
>the best feeling in the world
>starting to feel raindrops on my skin
>rain starts pouring down hard
>she takes my hand and starts running to a nice pavillion, laughing and stopping to smile and enjoy the rain
>we sit under the pavillion for a few moments on an old wooden bench
>kiss her
>wake up
>roll off of the couch
>stand up, trip on blanket
>stumble to the kitchen sink
>vomit bile onto the dishes
>leave the faucet running to wash them off
>try and walk to room
>fall down
>curl into the fetal position and cry for a good ten or so minutes
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Why'd you throw up
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>>38617456
>Why'd you throw up
He accident her boy benis
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>>38617456
havent had anything to drink or eat, guess i stood up too fast, i dont know.
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How important is a man's height to a woman?
Does the same apply to the reverse?
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>>38616668
Man here (ofc, this is 4chan) and I would fuck a midget. WOULD, because their proportions are fucking revolting. it's like an actual homo sapiens got squashed under a pile of bricks. but somebody really tiny who actually looks like a real human bean? lol fine by me
and tall grills, really i dont have to say anything
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>>38616668
Personally I don't care how tall a man is, he can be shorter than me. However, the vast majority of women do want a man taller than her. Doesn't have to be a whole lot taller, but yeah. Depends on the woman to be fair. A lot are fine with him just being taller, even by a bit, while some others want a guy that's like 6'3 or something.
I think to men it height matters to, some are intimidated or just not attracted to women taller than them, but again everyone has different tastes and I do notice they give less of a shit than women do about this particular detail.
This is all based on my own experience, since people on the internet do enjoy exaggerating about this
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>>38616668
I think short* girls are disgusting, and don't even like to associate with them. So, I have no problem with women who care about height.
*Short girls are girls less than 5'5" tall.