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>>35455192
I imagine it does, but I won't know until I try both you fucking idiot, i'm not denying anything

you can't deny something you have no information about

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I quit mastrubating because wet dreams are 1000x better. Especially with lucid dreaming. litteral bukkake hurricane

>>35455177
>it's OP tries to b& REEE-ers episode
saged

>>35455177
i actually kek'd a little reading this

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>>35455172
made this a while back hope it helps

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You're trying to standardize and classify comfy, but neither of those can be done

Comfy is a feeling, not a concept. It can be felt in a myriad of situations, and is very dependent on the person.

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>>35455258
True, but I am just offering guidance to those lost in the pursuit of /comfyness/

>>35455080
A picture is just a frame, altered by angles and lighting. Real thing is much different.

>>35455110
Fucking now you're here to tell me this.

I think when you think of sleep and never waking up you don't think about the implications of death. It's like the commitment free version even though never wake up. Also, because you know what sleep is like, it doesn't terrify you. When I really think about death I get a completely idea than when I think about eternal slumber, and even though it is most likely nothing, it's still 100% unknown.

>>35455128
Yeah, sleep is not like death

>Story time
I mixed H and xanax (never do this), Ive done this twice. The first time I barely remember most of the day but my friends had to watch me, specifically because breathing was shallow, wake up with absolutely no idea what just happened.

Second time, I took an anti-convulsant, can't remember, and then proceeded to get high because I thought I would be fine.. blacked out, woke up with a huge bump on my head on the floor with no recollection of what just happened. Sleep, you fall asleep, wake up and know you just went to sleep and are waking up. From these two experiences I can imagine death to be like, absolutely nothing. Just nothing. This still doesnt scrape the surface, but just nothing. Thats it.

>>35455043
>tfw don't want to live
>tfw don't want to die

>>35455037
it's important to my sleep motherfuckers

>>35455170
even if it's like japanese language instruction or swedish poetry readings that's cool

>>35455037
I'm so freaking stressed out all the damn time. :(

>>35455034
Just pretend you're mentally ill or some shit.

Google the terms 'early retirement extreme'. That should give you an idea of what you're up against.

It's definitely a solvable problem but takes some work and discipline

just go fuck someone else for 48 hours that'll teach him

>>35455013
Post boobs?
Jumanji

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>>35455056
>Post boobs?
I'm a boy anon

Replace dick size with Confidence and you're on board budd

>>35454993
Are these really mutually exclusive?

Hopefully anon, hopefully (strained far off distant stare)

>>35455066
You can be as confident as possible but as soon as she sees your dicklet she'll get disgusted and leave.

>>35454952

mean you fucking dumbass

they literally give you a hint by including these crazy outliers .. what are you 12?

>>35454974
IM NOT A FUCKING DUMBASS DONT YOU CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE DWEEB

i havent done this shit since middle school

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>>35454941
>not using an m16a4 with red dot exclusively

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>>35454941
>not playing bc2

>>35454897

well, they generally talk shit about people like you

>>35454897
today i talked about cats :)

>>35454897
they talk about both important and not staff
even about things they don't care about
they talk for the sake of talking itself
its a social thing that matters for them not information they share

>>35454882
Do not be born.

>>35454882
>What piece of advice do you give your future son?
I wont have any children.

>>35454882
Do your best to hack it and get good grades in HS so you can get into a good school, make good money and be able to support a family when yiure older

>>35454864
Why's it so hard for you to open up? Are you afraid of letting your guard down

>>35454880
i dont know what im doing until i get home and end up thinking about it in the shower

>>35454864

I have a similar problem, man

>talk to her for almost every night for a couple weeks
>both in a small friend group
>friends with her friends, she's friends with my friends
>want to ask her out
>too scared of rejection and losing her

it hurts

>lack of sociaj interactions puts you at a higher risk
Really?

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>grandpa had dementia
>spent his final days rubbing his feet on the carpet and shitting himself
>urine burns on his crotch from sitting in it for hours
>would walk around the house dropping big turds
>sometimes would step in the turds and get the shit between his toes and all over his feet
>ruined a carpet and a couch
>eventually he got really thin and frail and had to be put in the hospital
>vomited while laying down, vomit went into his lungs and he got pneumonia
>died from pneumonia

wew fucking lad

>>35455805
Yes, since conversations make you react and "think".