hey guys im having trouble with a girl that clearly doesnt give a shit about me because im clearly autistic in some form, so i decided to come to fucking r9k of all places to ask for help =(
also no normies allowed on this thread guys xD
>>37513348
try being yourself my dude
Ya be yourself op, in the end you'll be glad you did
any other heroin user robots out there? Let's talk.
I'll bump with my own content until other people start posting. If I hit 5 posts in a row with no replies, I'll let it die
So to start, here's a survey so we can get to know each other
>ASL?
>When did you start using heroin?
>Was there a reason?
>What route(s) of administration do you use?
>How much do you pay for it?
>How frequently do you use?
>Are you physically addicted? If so, how much does it cost you every day to stay well?
>tfw no heroin
>tfw no opium poppy crop
How's junky life?
I'm having a debate with someone right now.
Which is morally worse, to jerk off a male animal for money or to fuck a big female animal for money?
For example jerking off a dog or fucking a horse.
>pls respond
>>37513299
Why not both ;^)
Orig
>>37513299
depends if you are gay or not
i really hope this isn't a purely hypothetical debate
Why not just go outside and ask every women you come across if they want to have sex? One is bound to eventually say yes
PoIice
>>37513190
Social anxiety, and the fact they'd probably spend over 20 years looking.
>>37513190
I bet that's not even a good way to get a women to punch you.What is a good way.
I'm in a scary situation, robots. My sister's friend is paying my sister to have me fuck her. I'm getting 50 dollars out of it, but I haven't had sex in years and I don't really want to. What do???
>>37513103
Have sex with your sister instead
Refuse the money, say the only payment you'll accept is getting to fuck your sister too
>>37513103
>take the money
>fuck your sister
>make a video
>post it on /r9k/
If you don't do that, then get the fuck out this board because if you need advices to handle this situation go to >>>/adv/ fucking degenerate
Hey robots, name 1 reason you aren't reviving the 50's greaser aesthetic.
>Get to play off awkward tendencies as stoic, mysterious, and James Dean-like
>A good leather jacket makes anyone cooler
>Smoke cigarettes. Live fast die young. Don't have to deal with getting a job or a disloyal wife later in life.
>Why strive to be a modern chad when you can revive the chad of yesteryear?
>Revel in groovy rockabilly tunes
>>37513098
Sounds groovy, I can dig what your putting down. Hit me with those double trouble digits my man.
I've been going with "early '60s burnout"
>>37513098
All the nerds and autistic kids got into rockabilly which leads to its autistic brother Psychobilly.
Don't take the greaser pill anon, I did and it's fucking bullshit. You like rockabilly? Listen to the music and learn to play it. Don't start dressing like a fucking greaser.
I repeat, the music is great. Psychobilly is fucking awesome. But all of you cunts are already too marginalised, avoid this scene for your own sake. Also the female to male ratio is about 1:6.
>tfw you realize women literally grow a human being inside of them, carry it around for a year, squeeze it out of a tiny hole by splitting themselves in half like optimus prime transforming into a jet, secrete nutrients into its mouth for another year, and then spend the rest of their lives feeling obligated to protect it and care for it no matter what, even if it kills them
>tfw you realize women literally create life and nurture it in a harsh and unforgiving world
>tfw women actually evolved in a universe full of scorpions and rocks and gamma radiation
>tfw you finally understand why prehistoric man worshipped women
>tfw you want to ask a girl to let you look up her pussy with a flashlight
stop romanticising.
>>37513097
>tfw you want to ask a girl to let you look up her pussy with a flashlight
You come to make all these great observations, only to look up a girls pussy with a flashlight...
I fucking love this place
>>37513097
I look at it differently. We progressed so much as a species, but we still have to reproduce by the means nature created. We are still monkeys, we just don't live in the trees anymore
Oh hey there wagey, trust you had yourself a good relaxing weekend? Well, back TO the grind as they say, I'm sure you got a ton of work emails to catch up on
>>37513044
Yes I do. Thanks for the well wishes, anon :)
Thanks NEET, it was only 10 emails, not so bad. One of the emails is about a new job opening, you should apply, I bet you will get it!
Ha! Jokes on you, I work in retail, so no emails to go through.
I want to be the most irredeemable piece of shit imaginable so that no human being will ever want to hang out with me or be my friend.
Any suggestions on how I can accomplish this?
Burn down a city
>>37512760
Rape a kid
>>37512760
Just bee yourself OP that should be enough
The only thing I enjoy in life is eating ;_;
>>37512756
Then eat anon
Dont eat anon
>>37512756
eat you mound of human dodo eat
Hey im a 19 YO NEET who weighs 320 pounds. I just want to know if it will be possible to find love in life? Im bisexual if that helps any.
Pic related its what ill do if the answers are no.
no origiglio
>>37512607
320 pounds. No.
Maybe if you lose weight, you will. But hey i am a khhv 169 pounds and
>tfw no gf
>>37512607
I was about 320 pounds when I was 23 (6"2.2 tall)
I lost 130/140 in a year, I've been hitting the gym 5 times a week
You can do it m9, but be prepared you might have damaged excess skin from being fat (it can be somewhat "easily" fixed with surgery)
I found my current girlfriend 1 year after I hit healthy weight
Just lose weight my man, it's really simple also you are really fucking young
Am I the only one who no longer believes in objectivity. It's not that I just want to always be right, I really believe that my positions are always true no matter the amount of contradicting factual evidence I am presented. Heck, I'm even getting to the point of considering science as a bad mental perversion
>>37512502
I think most shit is subjective. The only things I can prove are that I need food, water, air, and "shelter" to survive. Beyond that, I really don't give a shit. Video games make me feel ok for a few minutes so I play them when I can. I like the way paganism (Northern Europe atm) sounds so I'm going to spend time with that.
Morality is entirely subjective. When people go on moralist rants I can only to sigh. That's not to say I go around punching old ladies and raping babies but if morals are your motivation to do things, please don't try to convince me you're right.
You're becoming a god, congratulations.
>>37512502
Not believing in objectivity is not the same as being an arrogant idiot like you.
Does anyone else think boobs are gross?
I like flat chested women
yeah I originalli agree with the point you made in your post
No you don't you just attracted to child features for some psychological probably getting rejected in school so much that you still go after kids
Dumb way to illustrate your point, those are excessively large nobody funds those attractive unless they have a fetish
It's like Christmas
>>37512338
>get a job and shit together
>move out moms house
>financially very stable
>few months pass
> I still visit her every 2 weeks or so
>eating dinner with her 'anon are you happy? You can always move back here'
Why would she say this
>>37512444
Cuz she loves you anon
>>37512338
Like christmas except this is the exact day you start dying alone
>be a 8/10 stanley
>No gf
>>37512274
9/10 you fucking newfag at least stanleypost properly REEEEEEEE
>tfw /r9k/ spam gives you a chuckle
>>37512274
Can someone give me a quickoriginalrundown on this guy?