You know the driIl
Milwaukee is better
>>34314080
WHAT? SPEAK UP SON
Give us the scoop
>"knock knock"
>"who's there?"
>"orange"
>"orange who?"
>"orange you glad i didn't say banana :)"
Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange are you glad I didn't say vodka?
>name a yellow fruit
>orange
Seriously i wrote this
Do you judge people by their clothes?
>>34314046
i know i'd judge you to be gay as shit for wearing that shirt.
>>34314046
what is the meaning of this shirt?
Sometimes when they wear overly extroverted, unnecessary shit. Judging people for wearing "poor" clothes is disgusting and it makes me feel really sad for some reason.
Holy shit, holy shit! This cute girl I matched with few days ago WROTE ME FIRST. Her bio says:
>I like meeting new people so I'm trying this app. oh and I'm a little bit younger I admit (blond).
And she wrote me something I have no idea how to respond (she used my real name in plural)
>davids always do something (bad) to me, so what do you plan to do?
Please help me, I want to get out of this place. I don't want to say plainly "fuck" but just say sonething which obviously inplies it without sounding too creepy
Good job anon
Which one of the conjoined twins is she?
OP post a pic of the chat I know slovak (ik this is czech but still) so I could help you a bit
>>34314050
here you go, and thanks in advance
Who here /love Trump but hate his autistic son/?
>>34313870
Nice bait. Barron about to hack your stupid ass.
Back off him OP. I was diagnosed with autism at his age and it was terrible being bullied for it. Imagine what he's going through, dickhead.
They are the same person John "Titor" Trump is a time traveller.
Why wasn't I born handsome?
cant tell if that guys meant to be le chad or its you and you're complaining about being ugly
REEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzodLoreCDQ
Am i handsome anon
Ive got no gf
I know it sound beta as fuck, but i don't really care about having a gf right now.
I already had one, it's not my priority.
My female best friend just stop talking to me for absolutely no reason a few months ago (she got a boyfriend exactly at this time, so I don't really know, maybe he was jealous).
And since then, i can't have a female friend to talk to. I mean, I have plenty of male friends, i go to parties etc... I can flirt and all, but i don't have any female friend and I don't understand why. The one i meet are kinda shallow, don't have any hobby.
What do you think r9k ? I just want to have nice convo with a woman, i'm tired of male point of view.
>>34313820
>I know it sound beta as fuck
It doesn't sound beta because of the content, it sounds beta because of the amount you care about what others think of you.
>i'm tired of male point of view.
what did he mean by this?
all my friends are female since you cant talk about anything serious with most guys or they get uncomfortable and they have to make every little thing into a pissing contest tbqh
Well assholes? Let's hear your reasoning for who is the best captain.
Firefly . Never watched Star Trek.
Ricard and Shaq are the only good captains in that photo.
>>34313815
Picard. I don't have to explain why, right? I mean it's pretty obvious.
NO STEALING
>>34313740
Best girl
Origimami
>>34313740
>3D
Enjoy chlamydia disgusting faggot.
>>34313740
>3d
I want normalfags to leave
How do we stop women from going with sociopaths instead of us?
We're not going to stop anything.
remove women's choice in matters of mates
women clearly don't know shit, why would we trust them with our genetic future?
>>34313758
They chose to be part of psycho emperors' and kings' harems when they didn't have a choice too.
Are they going to bog down Trump?
Trump is their puppet, pleb.
at least 50% of the white house staff and congress are remotely controlled bogda-borgs
>>34313802
It's rumored that he has Bogdabots in him. Trump had never a chance.
Does it hurt youll never be a beautiful bigtitted superstacy?
No matter how loyal your bf is she would get instantly hard around this girlIt works both ways, insecure manchildren
my bf would never have a chance with her nor would she ever want to settle for my bf
so no, this is not the same as chad at all as chad would easily give fuck me just so he has something to do.
chads settle for less, stacy will not
>>34313605
I'm not instantly hard, also punchable face.
Her face is kind of weird. Also it must be so pleasant for her back with titties like those. Chances are she gets them reduced within a few years.
>qt gril called me an ugly fuck
>mummy always said I was handsome
What the FUCK is going on?!
>>34313600
qt gril might have problems with her eyes
you should recommend a good eye doctor to her
>>34313600
You only have 2 possible solution now
>Shoot a school
>Take estrogen
>>34313600
Rape the bitch and impregnate her
God damnit, people always treat me good. They treat me with a sense of dignity, as if I deserve kindness and benevolence. Sometimes, it's too much and I feel unstable, my balance is thrown off.
I wish people could just sense that I need someone to suppress me and put me down so I lose confidence, and my ability to express my female sexuality. It's disgusting and immensely difficult to handle, fucking hormones and brain damage. I wish someone would come to my house during these few days when this occurs and just chain me in their basement so I could starve and be without stimuli for a bit until I settle down. I seek homeostasis, but no.
People are just too nice in our PC society. Help.
You're doing fine. Hot women are a prize in society because holy shit look at that woman's march lmao.
>>34313624
I don't even know what that means. I don't want to march for feminism or whatever the fuck you're talking about.
I want to BE RID of all my sexual urges and lusts. I'm normally very docile (although crude humor is common) - it's never real.
Then this shit happens and what the fuck.
You know, this makes sense. I don't deserve attention from anyone, even robots. I'm a retard.
red pill me on codeacademy
convenient but fairly shit compared to what you can get from well-selected books.
>>34313545
Not OP but I'm also interested.
I've tried learning coding a couple of times over the years and given up.
Is codeacademy a good way to do it anons?
>>34313573
what books would you recommend?