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>>38720621
You have to act as quick as possible. Invite her outside work hours. Best way to heal crushes, no matter if she says yes (success) or no (you're proud of yourself for trying, and begin to resent her, hate her, then forget her)
Give it a shot.

try = you fail and memories will haunt you forever

Dont try = Regret will haunt you forever

Kill youself = all your worries dissapear like a fart in the wind

>>38720950
>>38720920
you're right. I don't fear rejection at all desu, I'm more concerned with making her feel bad/awkward or even telling me yes out of pity which would prolong her misery. Shes a really sweet girl

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>>38720565
I want to dress up a cute robot like that

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>>38721055
Faggots need to LEAVE my threads

It's because they're brainlets

Because you're probably a massive fucking asshole who is too autistic to recognize when he's gone over the line.

>>38720582
Fuck off and grow some balls. Stop believing in shit and allying yourself with causes all the time and learn to just laugh at yourself and everything else. Why do people take everything so fucking seriously? It's ridiculous.

Are you cute? You could just be my bf instead

leave him for your good and his

>>38720474
Gross, leave him to be desperate by himself.

>>38720473
Too desperate OP. They will think it's creepy not romantic.

Desperate af and a bad idea.

>drives 2,000 miles for a date
>ghosted

sounds like a fantastic idea, anon

Play some vidya I guess, as always.

>>38720446
First i'll listen to depressing music then force myself to get fucked on spot by anybody i see.

>>38720935
Will it be a comfy playthrough?

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>>38720426
All Jews are robots, but not all robots are Jewish.

>>38720426
Am Jewish. Will answer any questions ITT if anyone has some for me.

>>38720426
I don't know if you know this, but the people who persecute the Jews are often like the Jews themselves. I mean, do you have any idea how robotic the Germans are?

>>38720414
Yeah, I don't see why not, anon.

>>38720439
Because its my arm

>>38720414
maybe if youre making a rock on rust

>>38720389
That's exactly why you're miserable anon. You're right.

Mate, because you have a big head doesn't mean you're smart

>>38720389
why'd you post this?

No, that would be death metal you redneck trump supporting cuckold

>>38720386
>death metal
Spotted the numale

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>>38720437
>doesn't like metal
Spotted the low t beta faggot numale

As a practicing Catholic I can tell you we are some of the most self-absorbed people you ever wanted to meet

>>38720335
Ok might give that a miss haha thanks for the honest feedback

>>38720300
>>38720335
im an atheist but i was thinking of joining a local church to meet some new people
are church people friendly to newcomers? can you just go inside a church and not register

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Boys who believe they are gods are gods.

How do I get a qt arrogant gf?

>>38720299
Not on a board of socially anxious losers.

Just leave, we can't give you what you want and your thread takes up space.

>>38720253
A million dollars doesn't even go that far in this day and age.

And fuck world peace. What has the world ever done for me? Keep the world peace and bump it to 50 million and you've got a deal.

>>38720253
Yes. No body's ever gonna see it except me, so what's the harm?

>>38720253
In a fucking heart beat, yes.

>>38720237
Do people seriously still think BBC is anything more than a meme?
Blacks have almost the same exact average penile size as whites.

>>38720288

yeah because you seen every black and white penis on earth

I'm a baby dick black but god the coping you white guys do. I couldn't imagine what you'd do if the myth was real.

>>38720339
I'm speaking only of the stats that are out, boy.

>>38720232
>asian
>working at mcdonalds
>probably 5/10 ("cute" in r9kese=butterface)

If you fuck this up OP hang yourself

>>38720232
>dating a coworker
Big mistake anon, big mistake. If you really want it then by all means go for it, but don't be surprised if you deal with an extra plate of bullshit.

don't rush to conclusions idiot, that's a good way to make things awkward