Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7163. page

>>36035905
If you want to be able to control your mental state without using crutches like sleep deprivation, you need to start meditating.

I think in about 50 years meditating you should be able to orgasm at will.

Unfortunately, after 50 years meditating + your current age, your dick will probably have stopped functioning altogether.

But here's the kicker: after 50 years meditating, you'll feel so satisfied with life in general that you won't care.

Leave humanity behind.

>>36036618
It takes a lot less than 50 years lol. One or two at most. Google key sound orgasm trigger.

>>36036618
What's the point when sleep deprivation gradually breaks down all walls between my conscious and subconscious mind?

>I know I should have posted this on /lit/
he writes in the past tense, as he continues to write his post on /r9k/.

>>36035850
Who cares, they were all syphilitic faggots like you, OP

>>36035881
>ancient philosophers who didn't even know of they were in the Old World

>New World disease

Okay retard

>>36035806
Start breeding with women in orgies. Make sure non-whites go extinct.

probably get raped desu

>>36035806
travel to the tallest building in the world and jump off of it

>>36035780
it's kind of sad desu

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senpai it's the opposite desu

>>36035897
how could it possibly be the opposite

TRAYVON AINT DO NUFFINS
HE A GOOD BOY

>>36035752
fuck off /pol/

originally, too

>>36035771
He didn't deserve to die. They both should have lived through it. Sucks what happened desu.

>>36035627
were they disney cartoons? if so that's the new craze with females, liking princess fairytale shit that reinforces their femininst ideals

>>36035627
It's probably something stupid like the shit nick and CN show now, women can't like any good animated media, at all, ever

>>36035627
They like Archer. I don't know why but they fucking love Archer.

/b/ is down the hall, faggot.

>>36035596
let me get the sweet release of death

big money big money no whammy

repeating digits has to die in their sleep tonight

>>36035573
Lets talk about you. Tell me about yourself, LonelyAnon kun.

>>36035573
You can talk with this post i'm making about hiding your shit thread you attentionwhoring faggot

>>36035573
Am I an alcoholic if i drink every tuesday, friday and saturday?

>>36035536
I'll be your friend, anon.
Do you have Discord?

>>36035568
I've never actually used it before but I just created one, username is unit01

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you're related physically with your father. you're literally his sperm grown into a human. he's raised you and is in it for the long term thick and thin.

if you consider him a friend i'm assuming he's pretty good. this is a better friend than most people have.

strangers come and go but you'll always be his grown up sperm so you'll have a real connection

>>36035533
I almost had one in from of a girl that rejected me a few weeks ago.
I felt it coming hard, but was able to hold it back

>>36035533
I used to, but then I got meds for it from a doctor. It really helped but I still get extremely nervous and anxious in public situations.

>>36035567
I'm on Wellbutrin which helped during the day. What meds are you on?

My name is Anon
YEAH
And I wanna
YEAH
Die. Seriously, fuck you guys. I'm going to go take a shit now.

>>36035427
Not stand 10 inches from the table staring with my fucking mouth agape like a moron

>>36035427

CAMBOT

GYPSY

TOM SERVO

CROOOOOOOOOW

original, wow, look NOW it's original you dumb redditor fag

>>36035348
Other than girlfriends I can't think of any

>>36035348
you have to find a reason for them to like you and then it's just a matter of being receptive to them and then it'll happen

>"Hey anon, are you going to Stacy's party?"
>"Uh yeah I might go."

had sex with her after the party, dated for 3 months, then broke her heart.

>>36035315
haha love that guy

This faggot is a charlattan and a sophist.

>*whispers "that's not an argument"*
>*stares in to the camera for 10 seconds*

>>36035280
Why are you asking that when there are no girls on the internet, dude?

I don't care about your millimeter peter

In a normie normal relationship a big dick just by itself (or a dick that is a perfect size for the chick its being used on) works like a single 'get out of jail free' card in monopoly when she is deciding to hang around or give it one more go. In other words, not a whole hell of alot but will help your odds

>>36035280
idk mate i'm a 5'7 midget who is ugly as hell and probably won't ever get laid so at this point, i guess it's not much important.

Is grill posting the new trap posting?

>>36035228
>are less violent than men
Patently untrue, men are simply more successful in violence.
>commit less crime than men
Less major crime, when it comes to petty bullshit women are queens.
>are imprisoned less than men
Court system blatantly favors them.
>have higher average IQs than men
Literally factually untrue.
>are more educated than men
In useless majors, look it up.
>have less mental illness than men
Once again, completely untrue. Men simply kill themselves effectively, whereas women use it to whore for attention.
>are less racist and sexist than men
Once again untrue, women are usually more racist and sexist than men, but more subtle about it. Just watch any two women of different races get into a fight.

all only within the last few decades, hmmmmm

really makes ya think