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>told myself to save all her instagram pics last night but too tired
>go back today and its private

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I will fap to the first pic in this thread excluding my own, then I'll post results when I'm done in 10-15 minutes.

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I don't understand, why don't robots just

>fly to India or some other shithole
>buy a 8/10 streetgirl for like 2000 dollars (or however much they cost)
>bring her back and start a big ass comfy family
Some races bleach really well and as long as she has a good jaw your sons won't be chinlets like you. Also unless you're literally abusing her or she's a bad person there's no reason she'd leave you after having kids and a lot of you guys have lovable personalities anyway.

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Posting a picture of Jotaro dying every day until I get a job.
Day 12.

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Ugly men of /r9k/,

Do you feel ignored by the opposite sex (while getting alone fine with the same sex) or is this just something ugly women experience? Do you feel like women don't care about what you have to say because you're not hot?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6C9Z-cnzA

There's something extremely obnoxious about this faggot. He analyses a video of a girls opinion while stopping at every sarcastic enunciation she makes to tell us how unfunny she is while he is the one that is painfully unfunny

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How do you go get a haircut without having an anxiety attack?
Do you really just go in to a random barber with a picture and vaguely describe what you want to the best of your ability and hope for the best?
What if they laugh at me or tease me??!
Theyll try to talk to me and my autism will spill out everywhere while i choke on my own words and stutter
What do?

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He's always being shilled on here but this video he did on normies is genuinely eyeopening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOT47h7HHQ

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Have you guys actually TRIED the firm handshake and eye contact approach to getting a job? It really works, I'm employed now.

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Magnemite

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>condescending stacy from school (who was also a coworker)
>always wanted to give her a fuck to shut her up
>she always seemed to have low self esteem
>went from very big early years to hot then overly skinny
>wondered what she was up to these days
>see she's on some live streamed fitness event
>acting slutty as fuck
>perfect material
>reckon it's really only a matter of time before she does porn
>mfw

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I am an impotent, I have generalized anxiety disorder, I am prone to panic attacks, I have big tits and a very average dick, which is wimpy and limp.I am an egoist, I have a serious neurosis, I have no stamina, I have no self-confidence, I always have a runny nose, I am allergic to countless things, I am pale, my face is a potato, I am scared of thousand things, my eyesight is bad, I spent too much time playing computer games, I am a puny weakling, I lost all my social skills and I used to be addicted to drugs, gambling and masturbation. I don't feel comfortable in social situations, I am constantly overthinking.

I am too afraid to live and too afraid to die.

I used to do a lot of drugs, had true friends, get intimate with women with ease, had a girlfriend to prove myself I can do normie things.

So sorry to write that bullshit, but I have only drunks to talk to, and this is my first post on /r9k/. If this post breaks your rules, please delete.

Are there any people who were doing pretty great then everything went downhill? Please, share your stories, maybe I'll find some insight into the causes of this downfall.

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What can i do robots? Fapping is boring, i have no money and i don't want to leave the house.

What do lads?

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ITT: High school spaghetti stories. I get high off them.

>8th grade gym class
>be 5'11 210lb somewhat fat kid with a big boxy frame
>teacher says we can either choose to play touch football or volleyball, knowing that almost all the girls will choose volleyball and almost all the guys will choose football
>exactly that happens, except two girls choose to play football with us
>one is big and butch and the other is this tiny qt 3.14 asian pixie chick
>since it was almost all guys playing, and the two girls weren't really doing shit, we were allowed to make more contact
>no real tackles, but half-tackles/shoving was pretty much allowed
>playing defense, covering a friend
>he's running his route, and I see him looking at the sky, so I know there's a pass coming
>look back as I'm running to try to see the ball
>can't see it
>turn around as I see someone catch the ball out of the corner of my eye
>all of my momentum is carrying my fat frame
>run up and slam into my friend, the receiver
>except it isn't my friend
>he must have turned at the last second, because the one who caught it is the qt 3.14 asian girl
>fucking slam her to the ground
>she screams, ball goes flying
>I look down at her, for the first time contemplating the unspeakable horrors of what I've just done
>she is looking up at me with a confused and scared look in her eyes, she thinks I did it on purpose
>everyone stops and fucking stares at me
>mounds of spaghetti begin jettisoning out from all of my orifices
>slowly walk over to where the football landed
>pick it up
>walk over to girl, extend my hand out to help her up
>she hesitates for a moment, then takes it
>I hand her the ball, and mumble "I-I'm sorry..."
>walk off the field, tell my gym teacher I'm done

>asian girl remains scared of me for the next few years, finally warms up to me around senior year

>remembered as that huge kid who blew that little asian girl the fuck up


Now you go.

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Hi /adv/ I'm 23 years old

I just discovered I get extremely turned on (more than with women) when I imagine myself as a shemale and set up a sex-dates with much older men, I have been trying to have a career as a rapper for less a year now and have gotten some good results (around 2.5k in less than a year)

part of me says "You will never make it as a rapper, your body is femenine you should just transition and get a sugar daddy boyfriend"


the other part of me thinks I can make it and that the fetish will wear off but I havent masturbated to a non-shemale video in about 2 years now

I know that ultimately this is my decision but I want to know what you'd do

P.S. I have tried quitting the "sissy fetish" doing it for a couple months only to have it come back stronger and with something extra like fantasies about kissing while being groped by men or romance fantasies about cooking and snuggling with men.

*pic related: me crossdressing