>That feel when you are going to die alone and unloved, rotting away for a couple of days before someone finds you because no one knows you exists, but it's okay because you've never felt human warmth so you don't know what you're missing out on
What are some good r9k animes? Not looking for any sci-fi, just romance.
If you're willing to shitpost on this thread, please refrain from doing so. Have a nice robotic day.
>>37619467
Haku no Ana, NHK
Watamote and Welcome To The NHK are pretty much the patron anime of this board.
Cuckime is gay
Is there rule 34 yet?
Asking for a friend. . . . .
Also Andrew Blaze/Ghost Squad general I guess. . . . .
>>37619459
https://twitter.com/EGSworld/status/855845112596836354
https://twitter.com/EGSworld/status/855491782926368768
He obviously thought about it. Are there any canon rule 34s?
How do I show that I like someone?
I keep doing the opposite by accident and they think I'm not interested
>>37619433
Have you tried telling them?
"Hey, do you wanna go out some time?"
The good thing about using your big boy words instead of relying on vague hints is because it's explicit rather than implicit and clears up any uncertainty the other party has!
>>37619444
But then if I'm wrong and they don't like me back they'll hate me or something
>>37619367
Krimlin zaberovotiszivich
Ok what about this one then
asfdosh
http://throbbinggristle.tumblr.com/tagged/my-face
she's a qt desu
>tfw settled for a fat border lined obese GF at 24.
>now 29 and thin girls are practically throwing themselves at me
This is the worst feeling.
>>37619242
same here, just get a bit on the side m8
my gf got fatter and never wanted sex or has engaged wanting sex with me
just feels likes a financial prison atm
what is this dude even talking about?
he wants an obese, sick, disgusting, greasy, health deseases having girlfriend
>versus
a thin, not disgusting, flexible, clean, healthy gf
dude I suggest you off yourself
TFW no Chan-Chan bf
feels bad man
bumparorigami
>tfw look like a chad
>tfw women really want you until you tell them you're saving for marriage
>>37619128
Good luck having having sex with the same pussy your whole life while she had sex with 6+guys.
If anything you'll be the trophy prize too her.
>Pic related
>2017
>Have to be over 6 feet tall with an 8 inch or above penis along with perfect teeth and a chiseled jawline to compliment your god like physique to simply attract women
>OR, be rich
Why did things have to get so hard?
>>37619107
I know, I'm only 5'11", every other criteria I meet, and I earn the equivalent of around 40k dollars, so not really rich. I gave my girlfriend anal a couple of days ago, she hates it
>>37619107
you forgot the 3rd option
>Have a good personality/be funny
>>37619107
No you don't. Things aren't this hard, you just tell yourself they are so you don't have to try.
ITT: We are all in prison. The guards are all beautiful Asian women, and the only way to leave is to ask a guard to let you leave, making eye contact.
Please let me out of this prison.
>>37619319
How the fuck did a Chad get in here?
>pretend to make eye contact
>actually just look at her forehead and ask to leave
Are there ANY Swedish girls on /r9k/?
can I put this on my resume?
No. You're not allowed to tell anyone you're a janitor
>>37618970
i'm a janitor
whatcha gonna dunot anymore i got fired for ditching
How do they know your fucking mail?
Post that damn song stuck in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZd0BsRV3zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpPzGT9_3o
This song makes me wanna kill for the beta uprising.
>>37619019
cool video, i like stuff like that
why does thinking about how insignificant we are make me so comfy?
>You will never stay up to 2AM playing GTA3 again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_gz_OMH4Kg
>wanting to use tinder but dont have facebook account
would a fake account do it? can people see the Facebook account you have linked?
no they cant. I use a fake app, you have to use your real name, but you can put a fake last name
>tfw your waifu gets blacked during her visit to America.
Wat do?
nothing, lol. waifus are 2d, retard