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Hey guys its the anon that was invited out earlier. im on phone so wont greentext or anything
but basically we went to a pub and it was full of people including that qt from highschool and her chad bf
Im a poorfag so i didnt buy any drinks but tried to trick my "friends"into buying one for me since it was my birthday 4 days ago but to no succces.
I ended up walking home and I still have like 5 km left to go and its really cold and foggy, i feel rain comming aswell
anyway this is the probably the 500th time I go out and I keep falling for the "b urself" meme, it works a little but doesnt get u anywhere. I honestly feel like lying down in a ditch and cry until I freeze to death
there is nothing more comfy than being alone
i'll come back to thread if its still alive once i reach home
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Have you accepted our lord and savior Daddy Yankee with his message of Despacito?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
Watch this video 10 times a day and you will get a bigger dick, your hair will grow back, and you'll be able to talk to girls.
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Solid advice, OP. I can already feel the normie in me growing back despacito.
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Press F to pay respect
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haha good riddance, press S to spit on his grave
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>>38504883
Fuck off with your tributes to normie music, Chad.
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wait was he the linkin park guy who wrote a book and turned super christian ?
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TSUKI BTFO'D BY HIS AUTISTIC FRIEND 2017-07-20 09:38:56 Post No.38504881
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TSUKI BTFO'D BY HIS AUTISTIC FRIEND
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Seriously, this is top cringe, and since r9k was the first place to contain Systemspace drama...
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So... how exactly is this a btfo?
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>>38505189
>you trust friend too much and give him remote access to your PC
>he abuses his permissions, locks up your access, threatens to delete your data and does whatever the fuck he wants
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>>38504881
>this is what discord fags go through
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disgusting normies
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ITT we check our balls for lumps.
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Y'all needa get hobbies. Sex is boring and gfs just suck up ur money. I chose neethood because normiehood was boring and you'd go back to this kinda life in two months if you tried the alternative I promise. Make some music or some shit and learn to paint nerds.
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look at how happy that man is
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The future is now.
ffghf
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We must EXPAND
how are you supposed to find a woman that feels like she needs you if they can replace you with any other man in a heartbeat if they get bored
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>>38373106
By being more interesting than any other man
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you provide her with someone that's hard to find.
>tons of money
>big ass cock
>good genes
either of the above works out very well for getting women. They're all mostly luck based, however.
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>>38373151
interesting = attractive apparently
>a non-attractive quiet male is called creepy or weird
>an attractive quiet male is mysterious and brooding
this applies to all attributes
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>Work hard for years on your body
>Go through tremendous pain and agony to be one the top wrestlers ever
>Still no one takes you seriously
>Get turned into a meme
Is jon cena the biggest robot of us all?
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>>38373054
You know he has a hot wife right?
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>>38373054
his jaw is weak enough
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>cops are allowed to lie to you
>you're not allowed to lie to the cops
>get cancer
>that'll be $20,000 please
>Don't have it?
>OK, then die I guess lol
meanwhile
>government can draft you at any moment for no reason at all if you're over the age of 18, without prior warning
>government spies on you and collects a database of information so extensive that it's literally ineffective because of the amount of useless information bogging it down
>most incarcerated country on the planet
>fattest country on the planet
>popular votes don't matter
>President can lose the popular vote and still buy his way into office
O'ER LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEE
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This is actually a pretty good summary of why I don't consider myself patriotic. I could probably live in any other 1st world country and be just as happy.
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>>38504806
You sound like a pretty fannyfrustrated poor individual with dark skin
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>>38504806
don't forget
>most corrupt government on the planet
>tfw they cast a Chad to play an autistic, fat loser again
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>>38372996
When do they not do that?
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at least /pol/ got a role in the movieWAKEUP SHEEPLE
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I applied for a job but found a better one somewhere else, how do i call back and withdrawl the application?
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Just go with it and if you get hired work the first job until you start the better job and when you have to start the second just call out/use your sick days/vacation whatever so that you can milk them for all the sheckles they have to offer until you can ca$h out
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>>38504826
Lol, the better job has on the spot hiring so someone as autistic as me should be fine. im gonna tell them to drop me over the phone in a few mins, i just hope they dont ask a bunch of questions why
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>>38504741
If they call you for an interview just say you found somewhere else. Dumbass.
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What am I doing wrong? 2017-07-14 09:20:25 Post No.38372943
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>Be me
>muscular
>6' tall
>Play 3 seasons of sports a year
>Not that ugly
>Have tons of male friends
>play football and basketball on the weekends
>get invited to lots of social gatherings
>shower Twice a day
Why do I have no gf? What am I doing wrong?
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Are you even trying to talk with girls?
Originalstuff
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>>38372943
>wanting a gf
>ever
Here lies the problem opsie.
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>>38373079
this
you cant get anywhere if you dont put yourself out there, and if you come across like you want a gf, you come across like a desperate creep who will fuck anything (which is probs true according to your post)
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I want to paint a picture what should I paint
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YOU CAN PAINT THIS DICK
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My dick in your butt
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>>38372777
le trips have spoken
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Anyone else feel like their intelligence has recessed since leaving school and living the life of a depressed neet? Today, I was trying to solve a math question (about a grade 10 level) and kept making stupid mistake after mistake. It made me realize that not only will I never be socially fit for a job but I've prettty much become retarded as well. Not so retarded that I can live in blissful ignorance, but retarded enough that I know I am and can't function.
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I don't think that means your intelligence has recessed. math is a skill like any other and if you don't do it for a while your ability with it fades. you've just forgotten the formulas and whatnot.
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>>38504687
failed grades 1-12 and repeated a grade, not something i have to worry about
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>>38504687
you don't need that kind of knowledge anyway in life, unless your job requires it