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>>37790972
Obvious bait. Sage in all fields

>>37790993
Well I mean
You didnt put it in the name field

But I don't
I love women, i'd love to have one
Its them that dont like and push me away

>>37790954
>High-stress
>Talking to people, dealing with patients
>Adhering to incredibly strict policies, getting written up for stupid shit

Yeah, no. I'll pass.

>>37790954
Well, it's a noble profession that actually matters. It's rewarding, and it's a cinch to get a job once you're qualified.

On the other hand, you clean up shit every day, and the best nurses are the ones with personality that get their patients to cheer up.

I think it's way over the head of most robots.

>>37790954

>Having to show compassion
>Having to touch people physically and interact with them

Are you fucking serious?

>>37790869
Come back in a year and I'll tell you

>>37790869
>What do?
show tits

>>37790869
Talk to him? Stop asking a meme board for advice, this place isnt better

>>37790802
Why's that, my original friend?

What percent female body are traps? Do they hurt you?

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>>37790802
ANON WANT MILKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I barely survive now
If a doomsday happened i'd just go with it

>>37790794
Realistically what do you consider your odds against some doomsday events Like a viral outbreak like smallpox or tuberculosis a nuclear reactor meltdown in your area a power?
The countries armed forces splintering into smaller factions?
and what if the media does their usual job of denying anything is happening until it's already beyond dangerous and well into a lethal situation?

>>37790794
Not a prepper myself but sort of been working towards it a bit.

Best thing you can probably do is learn how to grow some plants.

like 2 or 3
sometimes 4

>>37790749
*In your record number

minimum and median once daily, but sometimes like 6 or 7 times

i'm pretty sure i've had sex more times in a day that i have ever masturbated, but it's been pretty rare even for me to just lay in bed and have sex 8 or 9 times desu

>>37790729
https://lichess.org/MOyLHgpO

>>37790729
>brain boner from online chess with complete strangers

keep living the dream kid

Someone link a game ill play.

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living in a warzone

>>37790701
Are you retarded? Why would the pizza guy try anything when you know where he works and you could call the pizza place to find out his name?

>>37790738
meth addicts are fucking crazy, they can snap at the drop of a hat, and my state is notoriously soft on criminals so there is no deterrent for them.
crazier things have happened.

>>37790652
That is a shitty it makes no sense

>>37790652
It's in the trash
Where it belongs

I don't hate women
I hate myself and the world in general

Is that actually true? Nothing else prompted her?

>>37790693
Yeah she just asked out of the blue. I never said anything that can remotely be framed as racist or "problematic".

>>37790641

>telling a jew all your problems
>jews are responsible for all your problems

wtf are you doing man change shrinks

i would stop being a little whiny cunt

I'd start lifting and planning on how to make friends at college for a fresh start. Join a nerd frat, you'll still get laid and have friends even if you won't be Chad.

>>37790534
>mfw thought college would get better
>graduated college last week and still a khv with barely any friends

J-just be yourself!

>>37790424
Name and shame.

>>37790424
Who is it? Spill the beans anon.

I wonder what the odds are for this, last time I checked that zeemap there was like 50 people in it, out of a potential billion people with internet access.

Do squats you saggy fucker

Inflate it with muscle?

>>37790412
why the fuck do you care about how your ass looks? are you a fag?

>>37790396
Probably in time. I had horrific face/body acne until I was around 20 and then it all just vanished.

I dont have acne but my skin is kinda weird, especially on face

There are no pimples or anything that big, but if I go in a bright room/sun my face gets redish spots and It looks like i have a lot of shit. Really baffles my self esteem

>>37790396
Looking for the answer? People know fuck-all and Google is worthless unless you want to be sold brands and blogshit.

See a dermatologist. Everything else is wrong.

Idk anymore. I've focused for the last 4 years on getting a good paying job bc I thought I'd be happy. Now I make $200k but I'm in my 30s and no gf

>>37790377
What do you do? What's your job?

If I had one I dont think i'd be here