Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9311. page

>>35114370
Short girls are fucking degenerates. Date me instead.

>>35114387
>Short girls are fucking degenerates.
True. There's a reason why models are tall, tall girls have better bodies and nice long legs

5'11'' like ivanka would be top-tier desu

>>35114387
>Date me instead.
post cock

>>35114184

because we were designed to fuck as many women as possible, not just one.

that's not the case anymore...

food also tastes better to them
everything feels better to them

>>35114184
>not edging and teasing yourself
>not waiting a week to let yourself cum

File: 694698055375.jpg (173KB, 850x680px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 850x680px

>>35114044
>deleted
Kek. Its archived, my nigga >>35093479
And also, mail Tsuki himself, he's in restmode right now.
OP of the previous thread

File: ___ XANA, is usually red) None (his symbol, the eye of XANA, is usually.jpg (17KB, 600x474px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 600x474px

Their will be a surprise tomorrow, guys!
But I can't say more !

>>35114044
i saw your photo in the archive

File: 1445129174453.png (406KB, 601x601px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 601x601px

STOP REMINDING ME HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE AUTISTIC BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

What glasses aren't autistic?

I dont care. They were $12.

alot of people do oregano dumbass

>that one poster who always starts "what's your strange fetish" threads and always says his is about hypnotism

literally all three of those are multiple people you autistic faggot

>that one robot that posts pictures of pepe and edited lyrics to a song

>>35113674
hmmm...its that the OFFICIAL hitomi tanaka account? I though she doesnt speak english.

But, what u say...maybe. Some pornstars (idols, gravure, etc) leave theirs jobs to get a normal life. Its totally possible to do that, they are humans, no? So they can have emotions like to fall in love, or have feels.

>>35113674
They're probably more lonely than anyone else. That life is completely devoid of any human compassion. They don't even have the idea that it might get better at some point to lean on because they're dumb as a stump and lack they ability to think that far ahead.

Look into her eyes. She's completely soulless. It's actually incredibly sad.

>>35113674
I feel bad for her. And that is somehow the most sad, yet adorable thing I've ever read. I wanna be her boyfriend.

>they usually find a man to date in like 3 weeks of them dumping their boyfriend. Are they sociopaths?

It's even worse, they will find a replacement for you way before they actually break up with you, In most cases already cheating on you, she separated from you emotionally a while ago.

It's like not quitting your job before you have another one lined up.

sorry my man.

>>35113588
Women don't actually care about you, they care about what you can do for them. You are basically just a tool for her ego. That's why she has no problem letting you go. It's like when you break a wrench, you don't sit and cry about it, you just go get a new one. You are the wrench.

>>35113588

Chances are she was either cheating on you or infatuated with another man. I know it must be hard to realize but this is the only reason she would abruptly leave you after 7 years, if it was a problem with you she would have left you long ago.

>>35113515
Did she violate the NAP?

File: californiaraisin.png (520KB, 716x590px) Image search: [Google]

520KB, 716x590px

miss these but I have to sleep

>>35113515
Isn't that stuff usually full of alcohol? That would sting.

How many ug is it? I don't know about going out in public on your first time.

>>35111555
This is the best idea you have ever had and cannot possibly go wrong.

You want the most public place possible and to be surrounded by as many priceless, fragile objects as you can locate for your first trip. Also, ensure many police are nearby.

Enjoy!

>>35111555
It's gonna last a while, like 12 hours. You're smart to wake up early

I think I got chaotic good half-elf last time I did it, not doing it again right now

>>35110216
True neutral Sorcerer.
Makes sense. Wizard would have been the meme but not all my memes come true.

>You Are A:


>True Neutral Human Sorcerer (2nd Level)
>Ability Scores:
>Strength- 12
>Dexterity- 14
>Constitution- 15
>Intelligence- 17
>Wisdom- 16
>Charisma- 13

Me charisma is fukt tho rip my spell DCs

>true neutral human bard
literally my life

>>35109830
MOUSE AND SLOTH ARE ME FUUUUUUUCKING well at least I can move on up to Cerebrail as I am in a professional flight school

I'm the Mouse in a STEM field where almost everyone is Cerebrotonics. My life is an anxious hell.

>>35109830
Mouse and Super Autist, smoking cigarettes to end my life faster

hey female homo sapiens here
i never really post but honestly these fembots are such assholes
its like when guys prune for a woman's approval
shits annoying either way
>inb4 triggered tumblrina

>>35108075
i feel like femanons like you are just catfishers waiting to jump prey feelsbad

i
want
to
believe

>>35108075
>prune
>prune
Do you mean preen, you godless faggot?

File: Zen.jpg (702KB, 1920x1440px) Image search: [Google]

702KB, 1920x1440px

>>35106699
Gonna take a dump here i guess

File: Sub.jpg (64KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 960x1280px

>>35106868
took this one myself last night

File: IMG_8815.jpg (57KB, 673x505px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 673x505px

>>35106699
Got some fresh OC coming at ya

Evening lads. Any drugs you'd recommend getting hold of if you want to just chill in your room and stick on a film? I can't roll joints so preferably something else.

Ordered Talib Kweli and Mos Def are Black Star on vinyl. Looking forward to that coming now

>>35105695
Get a glass pipe or something

>>35104265
>Optional: 4chan
Terrible people there.
Little kids and normies.

have the decency to bump your thread you faggot, they always die

File: 1487630781623.png (345KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 1280x720px

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE, WHY DO YOU ALL SKIP ME ;__;

reee