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While you're wasting away your life, Chad is making the most of his youth.

You'll never know the joys of your teens and twenties

Even if you improve your life later on, you'll always know that you missed out, forever.
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>>35575190
You will NEVER know what this feels like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veTvuvjwYE
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>>35575190
Please stop reminding me of what I'll never have
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>>35575190
Chads are actually sad and dead from the inside. You only see them as gods because you're bitter and want what others have but in reality you might be even happier than they are

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Are long distance relationships a meme? The Asian girl I've been talking to online said she loves me and wants to be my gf

t. kissless virgin with no friends
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>>35575144
>Are long distance relationships a meme?
Yes. It will not work unless you can see each other in real life.
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>>35575144
She's fucking Chang when she's offline. Don't fall for the meme.
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If you're not getting physical, and don't intend to, there's no reason to be exclusive. Isn't a girlfriend you don't fuck just a friend?

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When are we going to start having Mexican mass shooters?

The non-white, specifically non-Mexican, psyops is getting stronger in the U.S. (Trump, Iowa Rep, PewDiePie, JonTron,...). Being redpilled literally means radicalization for them because they're powerless and less intelligent. I fear it's only a matter of time before some assimilated pocho dreamer goes mad from it all and lashes out and mentions the alt-right and their tactics in their manifesto. Then Mexicans become the new "Muslims", the Republicans remain in power forever, and maybe this becomes a catalyst for the U.S. to start a war with Mexico.

I'm scared.
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>>35575140
honestly I hope some angry mexican does pull some shit so we can deport them all. I live near mexicans and they are horrible people desu
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>>35575208
You live in a crappy neighborhood, the ones I met, way better than niggers. Hard working, family oriented, and honest people. Illegals, yeah fuck them, but if they are legal, I have no problrms with them.
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>>35575140
saw a video of one in mexico that was pretty recent. guy unloads on a class of kids (school uniforms, private school?) before shooting himself in the head

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Anyone else suffer with horrific acne scars or something similar? Is there any hope for us?
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I have scars on my forehead from misquote bites when I was really young. I used to claw at them. I also have a scar across my eye, all over my left arm, and a 10 inch incision on my leg from a recent car accident where I broke my femur.
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looks like someone shit on your chest and you didn't clean it off well enough
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>>35574934
>something similar?
I have regular scars.

>>35574934
>Is there any hope for us?
>Plastic surgery
>Tattoos

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>create xhamster account
>snatch high quality porn off empornium
>split the video into 2 parts
>1st part stops just as it's getting good
>upload that part as publicly available
>2nd part can be viewed only by xhamster friends
>profile has a list of hoops for people to jump through to become my friend
>people with cock avatars will be denied
>chad_is_mad.exe
>profile page rapidly fills with comments praising me since that was one my conditions
>people pleading with me to accept them
>chad's deletes his thundercock avatar pic
>mfw I still don't accept
who else /devilish/?
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what a sad existence, man
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>>35574914
>chad needs porn
You haven't left your cavern in a loooong time
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>>35575080
I still fapped to porn even though I had sex almost every day when I was a chad back in the day.

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>your age
>the last time you had sex

20
4 days ago

you aren't a V I R G I N are you?
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Are these threads the equivalent of slide threads on /pol/? Not only did we do this already, there's an exact same thread on the front page.
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>>35574699
three and a half years

not happening ever again, no regrets
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>>35574746
what are you trying to say, you are a virgin?

Just a fun thread lol get over it people have sex

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i noticed from some /soc/-tier threads in the past on here that a lot of robots are from upstate new york.

how are we holding up, upstate bros?
how's the blizzard treatin' ya?

Saratoga/Lake George area reporting in.

I'll start an r9k upstate discord server if there's a demand for it.
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>>35574650
rochester here. i mention it a lot on the site in general because there seems to be a lot of us. snow stopped and things are back to normal but sadly for you and others i'm not considered a "robot". perhaps a failed normie or cyborg or whatever gay ass fake term used around here.. i'm a loser regardless of what anyone says
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>>35574650
I used to live in Utica.
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>>35574650
>Blizzard makes uni shut down first time in decades
>Get to delay two exams that I'm woefully unprepared for
Feels good man. That was beyond lucky.

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Let's see those wrists faggots
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Why in God's name would you want to see my wrists you creep
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fucking workout and eat more
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my wrist is thinner than that but I cba getting a photo, pretty sure I could snap it myself if I wanted to

I also have a really big vein that pulses up on one of them whenever I do anything, look like a fucking medical patient

>grew up poor, never was able to get into any hobbies because it requires money (joining sports team, martial arts, music lessons)
>just played videogames all the time
>now i am 23 and have no personality
>im good with computers but cant program
>i have a minimum wage job and have no time to find hobbies because now i need to improve my skillset for the future
>even so, i dont know where to begin

Who else /fucked/ here?
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is that the thicc jewess girl from those commercials with D Va makeup and cum on her face?
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cmon senpai, 4chan is a hobby!
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What are you interested in anon? Programming isn't that hard to try out and see if it is something for you.

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The CIA believes memes are important in controlling and influencing societies.

We have at our disposal a legion of computer and culture savvy NEETs with more time on their hands than they know what to do with. I'm sure some of you no doubt took part in getting donald trump elected.

But what if we were to use our powers to further our own interests instead of simply bringing others down? What could we achieve?
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>>35574446
A homogeneous White Society
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We're going to build NEETBux for all.

And the 1% is going to pay for it.
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>>35574482
or you could just move back to europe you stupid fucking cumskin

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There was a thread about these recently and now I'm bored and wanna try.

C-can a kind anon post some good ones?
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>>35574427
Self bump.

P-pls help me guys.
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>>35574427
Bumping for ya, everyone needs something to hold onto
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Could do with something to make me feel something...bump :3

/title
Ill start. It has to rhyme

Im just a lonely, lonely robot...
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>>35574423
Who wants some good 'ol nigger dick
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Livin in a normies world
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>>35574423
>>35574453
You can suck and not be a faggot

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does femboots exist?
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>>35574330
do i want to keep living?
nope
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>>35574330
It's possible, but very difficult.
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do they exist? no, if so they only lurk.
could they exist? maybe, but they'd have to be so unappealing that they might as well not exist.

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Just talk to me. Please.
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>>35574253
what do you need bro
im here
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>>35574258
Just want to talk. Or listen to someone. How was your day?
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>>35574253
whyte would I talk to you? You seem like a bit of a square. Honestly you're just way too edgy. You probably should try looking at your problems from multiple angles- you clearly have so few.

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>When you pay $5 for a boost on Tinder during peak hours and don't get even one match
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Yes I can definitely relate to your stupid normalfag problem
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Bumblr is better.
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Women are a waste of time. Become asexual now.

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