I'm looking for some new anime. I haven't watched any for years until I recently binged the fucking shit out of Neon Genesis Evangelion. I've always loved Cowboy Bebop, and like every other nerd child, I loved Dragon Ball Z growing up. Also enjoyed FLCL and Outlaw Star. Full disclosure I also watched Inuyasha because I was young as fuck. I always pleb-tier because I watched whatever the fuck they had on Adult Swim/Toonami and a handful of shows my fat weeb friend torrented.
I'm looking for something that is:
A. Short. I don't want to watch several hundred episodes of powerups. I like the short and sweet 26 episode type deals. If it has more than three seasons, I probably won't watch it.
B. Unique, to some extent. Something about it that stands out.
C. Not a goddamned love story. There CAN be a love story, but I don't want some show about some autist living with a bunch of girls he's crushing on with lots of feels. I want the primary drive to be the "action," whatever that might be.
D. The "action" doesn't have to be "fighting." I'm cool with or without the battle-type action anime, just not several hundred episodes of it.
Thanks for whatever help you can provide.
t. bored cyborg who has discovered a reliable stream site.
>>35356786
Death Note, nephew
watched gurren laggan?
shit is cash yo
You seem a lot like me.
Ghost in the Shell Stand alone complex is pretty good. Watch that
Also Berserk(not 2016)
Rate someone's degeneracy based on their fetishes:
I'll start:
>creampie
>assertive girl
>dominating assertive girl
>vanilla
>/gfd/
tfw no gfd(gentle fem dom) gf
>>35356765
Impregnation
mind control
tieing girls up
>>35356765
BBC humiliation
Bbw with white guy
Struggle porn
Can somebody please give me a quick rundown?
Uh, why do you have pics of my gf?
explain yourself, scumbag
>>35356748
>genetically modified clone of Jeanne of Arc and Arnold Schwarzenegger
>conception of time is different than ours, can workout 38 hours straight without hydratation
>possibly over 300 years old in human years
>European strongmen bow down to her
>rules over Planet Fitness with an iron but fair fist
>benchpresses over 2200 pounds
>Zyzz once disrespected Chloe in public; what happened next is history
>rumored to have psychic powers - this is FALSE
>invented the paleo diet
>whey protein does not come from cows, but from Chloe's secret lab containing thousands of clones
>the japanese were the closest to uncovering her
>this is why the nukes happened
>milk factory hentai is their attempt to send us a message
>to this day nobody knows Chloe's true purpose, we can only hope she's benevolent
>>35356748
Chloe Moretz has a bizarrely proportioned body. People have made edits to exaggerate her strangeness even further.
What does kissing taste like?
>>35356728
Gently rub your finger over the edge of your tongue
>>35356728
mostly it doesn't have a taste imo
although I've kissed smokers and their mouths do taste like smoke, but I'm a smoker so I didn't mind
Only once did I have a bad experience making out, the bitch didn't brush her teeth I guess bc her mouth tasted like fucking bologna, it was disgusting.
>>35356728
Its great!
Don't even think about it - kissing a girl is something a loser like you will never do.
A loser like you should only kiss the barrel of a gun.
>tfw accept the fact that not everyone agrees with my opinions and almost never get into arguments
who here is /agreeable/ here
>>35356647
sounds like you are full of shit, no one is that agreeable
>people talking shit about trump irl
>feel the need to record and pose pro-trump arguments
>every time
this is why i don't have friends
>>35356647
>that not everyone agrees with my opinions
>almost never get into arguments
So you never state your opinions
>finally have enough courage to post dick on dick rate thread on /soc/
>6/10
Why are /soc/ such bullies?
They're not actually, generally they're a happy and supportive group.
>>35356637
>6/10
better than average
complain about anything else, normalfag
waaahh, i have a slighty better than normal penis!!! waaahh!!!
How do I find chicks who are into autistic guys?
>>35356525
They will find and stalk you.
t. chick into spergs
Just follow the instructions in pic related and you'll find em in no time
>>35356525
You don't, I don't believe real non meme autistic guys can get girlfriends, they probably have someone pay them a hooker or maybe find another severely autistic girl like them
Hopefully these two don't breed
I do believe autistic guys can get normal gfs if they are chad as fuck, in that sense it wont matter if he's a borderline retarded manchild, he's handsome
Short answer is no unless you're a 10/10 genetically blessed chad who happens to be autistic
If more testosterone makes males virile and strong; does more estrogen make females more obnoxious and nagging?
>>35356523
>If more testosterone makes males virile and strong; does more estrogen make females more obnoxious and nagging?
Yes, duh. Why do you think women finally act human once they reach post-menopause? Because theyre not inundated with estrogen anymore
god she was annoying in that movie War of the Worlds
>>35356523
estrogen makes boys cuter and more soft though
What things in life gives you the feel-goods.
>Anime movie ends with a soft-spoken Japanese woman singing over acoustic guitar
>>35356493
The animu series mushishi
one of the best feel good series I've ever watched, plus the intro is always a soothing voice + guitar
>>35356493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>WHAT A THRILL...
>>35356521
Yeah mushishi is great recommended to me by a great friend of mine that I haven't seen in awhile. Definitely comfy.
I'm 18 and I can't get hard by looking at any kind of porn. I'm just not attracted to people at all. How can I fix this?
>>35356478
Try Bestiality.
It's a blessing not a curse. You accept it and become thankful of eternal purity. Also Anna is a whore now she can fuck off.
Try the other gender. Try some degen fandoms. Try every fetish. If there's nothing, be glad you don't have desires and your lonliness will be limited
Have you made a shrine to Elliot Rodger in your room?
>>35356419
Nope, because someone might see it and then I'd get evicted from my apartment as a potential (lethal) threat to other inhabitants. And I never had a concrete shrine of anyone. My computer is my only shrine.
>>35356419
Why would i workship a failed chad that would only settle for 10/10 godess?
>>35357155
>a failed chad
That's an absurdity. A failed person can not be a chad.
Every single day this guy brings 12 loafs of bread, a carrot/apple salad (it tastes reall good), 4 liters of water and baguettes. He eats through the whole lesson and ALWAYS eat it all, goes to school in flip flops, shorts and shirt even when its 0 degrees Celsius. Do you consider him normal?
>>35356397
Hes a normal.
A poorfag.
how can you carry 12 loaves and 4 litres of water and keep the loaves from getting smashed?
you mean 12 slices?
do you ever feel locked to your bed, no matter how much you want to you just cant get up even an inch and you feel you will just rest a littke bit more than maybe i can get up
>>35356387
>tfw locked to bed
>tfw locked to laptop
>tfw locked to tv
>tfw locked to phone
>tfw locked to life
>>35356387
No I only weight 115 lbs
>>35356387
daily
>>35356408
has nothing to do with weight, im 150lbs and 6' so im not fat yet i still feel this
>tfw none of you realize you're literally talking to the ugliest & most disgusting ppl in the world.
This board has the biggest losers of society, and you guys are trying to prove who's less of a loser than the other one.
Most of you are fat, hairy, bad teeth, terrible facial structure.
Bad hygiene, balding, WAY TOO OLD, or way too young.
The girls on this board are a bunch of scat-eating whores with BPD and cutting tendencies or they're just nigresses with herpes, with countless guys pretending to be girls yet you guys are quick to reply and beg for their contact info when they're some fat hairy old man.
>>35356349
go visit /xivg/ on /vg/ sometime
>>35356349
you're here too. think about that.
Talking to unattractive people doesn't have negative connotations your fuckass. Realise for a second that you come to a place like fucking 4chan to exercise your superiority complex. Thinking you're better than 4channers is probably worse than being an average 4channer
I need to see a psychiatrist before I do something horrible
Just do it. A psychiatrist can't help you.
>>35356321
Go see one faggot.
What do you expect from us ?
I'm a certified psychiatrist. Just do it, OP. Be yourself. Nothing can go wrong if you stay true to who you really are.