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>>35176957
don't let my hang here my dick is basically already in my hand

lexa doig btw

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grace is a cutie

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>>35177323
original last whore I have

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>>35176813
get out normie
im serious

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>>35176813
I saved that pepe

>>35176813
That qr code doesn't work

>>35176649
>"My ex this, my ex that"
It's like, fuck off, leave me alone, I came out here to have a cigarette not listen to you bitch

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>>35176723
Bonus points if she rambles about what an "asshole" he was, but won't shut up about him

>>35176429
What? I don't hate them, it sounds like you have a perception problem, OP.

I don't hate them, I just really don't give a fuck about them as people.

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I truly despise women.

>>35176538
His beta is showing.

Are you sure you guys aren't just envious?

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I swear to God I'm going to eat your ass and you aren't going to fucking like it

depression. Suicide. Powerful tools to the uninitiated

But, we are initiated. Aren't we mr.wayne?

>>35176083
So so this

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>>35176083
>my sides
>you, i like you
>get this man a medal
>this so much fucking this

>>35176093
underrated fpbp

also this
>>35176153

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>join discord server for "robot"
>everyone sounds like a normie who can hold an actual conversation

>>35176059
>discord server
>for robotss
>discord
>robot
pick one you fucking norman, like >>35176515 said, discord servers are always filled with fucking normies larping as robots. a true robot would never join a social server

>>35176014
What type of bottle is it, does it have arrows or is it a regular drugstore bottle?

Also why the fuck didn't you ask whoever you bought it from how to open it if you're too stupid to figure it out yourself,

>>35176014
Push down and twist.

Yes return them. But do it because pills nowadays are made from synthetic brain controlling sugar grown in Afghanistan which is why we really went over there: to plant millions of acres of metal sugar cane that when ground up and mixed with diesel has the ability to make anyone who consumes it an actual cybernetic robot. I've seen these fields with my own eyes in a fever dream in 1976. I predicted 9/11 in 1987 and understood the implications right away when it happened. If you hike the sagebrush steppes of Samarkand you will see the new biotech androids wandering aimlessly looking for a void of which I can not explain but these used to be villagers but they ate from the synthetic cane and they've transformed. Eventually everyone will become like this the reasoning for this type of macroevolution of homo sapien to ePerson I cannot tell you but its intentions are nefarious.

Show her the dick.

Dick is shown to her.

only autismos like me confess. dont do it like that. just ask her to hang out with you. women deem men that confess as weak.

>>35176010
Actually I did hang out with her today. We watched anime for the entire day.
She acts close to fucking anyone so Im not sure if its genuine affection or just her normal way of being a friend

Just had one the other day
Also wanna kms

Look at it positively, your brain likes you so much it wants you to experience what having a gf would be like.

>>35175814
I know that feel OP except it usually happens like this
>be really sad
>get gf
>fall completely in love
>enjoying life going on dates
>would give anything for her
>go to sleep with her
>wake up and think it was a dream
>turn to see her beside me
>sigh of relief
>actually wake up
>no gf next to me
>quickly forget what she looked like
>fuck my life senpai

cani bumnp my onwn thread///

Kraftwerk is not for memes you dummy, leave it alone.

>>35175483
this isnt even bait, its not funny or provocative it just a fucking godawful post.

>>35175483
>2017
>still brandon posting

>>35175483
>Search Google for image: Fashion
You got that going for you at least.

>>35175364
Considering companionship/procreation has been scientifically proven to be needed for mental health? Yes.

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>>35175364
All the normo's seem pretty happy

It stands to reason if I were having sex regularly, I might be happy, too

>>35175478
Normies scientifically prove anything supporting their lifestyle. Truth is a product of power.

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qt thread??????????

>>35175296
wtf I'm a trap missile now.

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>>35175296
WOW (S)HE REMINDS ME OF LALNA DEL RAY

>>35175250
breathe, and subscribe to some anthony robin and self development stuff
try meditation and learn to live life in a positive way, you're alive, eat everyday.

>>35175313
get enough sleep, go out (even if it's a little walk), learn new things und so weiter

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>>35175250
remove any guns poison and rope from house
enjoy some comfort foods and watch favorite shows
find a friend to talk to
then find a constructive hobby
that's what you need do do pretty much