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How do i become a bf?
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>>35497004
by making me your gf
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>>35497616
>>>35497004 (OP)
> by making me your gf
are you a girl
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Why does God hate me? Why does God hate us.
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If god exists at all he is indifferent to us and does not hear our screams.
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>>35496989
>God said "let there be light"
and created a world of darkness
>God said "ye shall go to heaven"
and all hell broke loose
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>>35497041
wow so deep queen!
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What was the last day you remember being sober? For me it was 5 August 2016.
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I would say 18 May 1999
been drunk on life ever since
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>>35497359
WHo is dis? 50 cent?
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youre funny anon
>implying I remember
>implying I know how to use a calendar
>This girl sits in front of you
How do you react?
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>>35496946
>sit there now with an extremely heightened awareness of how beta I am
>glance at her tits every once in a while, hoping she doesn't catch me
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>>35496946
What a manjaw
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what the fuck is with all the cables?
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>When someone says "what's that smell?" but you can't smell anything
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>tfw can't smell practically at all
>tfw things have gone rotten while parents on vacation and you didn't notice
>tfw you might have BO that people are polite about but you don't know for sure
>tfw people might smell the alcohol on your breath and are just not saying anything
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>>35496923
JUST FUCKING TELL ME JUST TELL ME IF I STINK SO I CAN FIX IT PLEASE I CAN'T STAND THE NOT KNOWING IT'S THE NOT KNOWING THAT KILLS ME FUCK
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Just shower in the morning to get rid of the nightly sweat and spray deodorant on yourself.
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Why does the media imply some 40 year old hag is so sexy? Menopause has surely started kicking in by then.
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because she has not other talent besides being a sex symbol, if she were a normal girl right now would be probably working at mcdonalds
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>>35496842
>Why does the media imply some 40 year old hag is so sexy?
Her brand is still worth a lot of money to them. They want to keep it relevant. She is Angelina Jolie the bombshell, not Angelina Jolie the talented actress.
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>mfw my parents are threatening to murdering each other
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>>35496818
Literally run away, leaving a note that tells them that you won't come back until they work things out.
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>>35496848
I've got nowhere else to go.
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murder them both and make it look like they both bled to death after a fight then get sympathy sex at their funerals and life insurance bux
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How do you do life if parents don't buy you a car and you live in a small town. Is that truly life on impossible mode?
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>>35496815
go get work, save up a month of income and you'll be able to afford a car.
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>>35496815
Life on impossible mode is being born in a really fucking poor country as a poor man.
You're bitching because mommy won't buy you a car just for her little prince, and suddenly that's 'life on impossible mode'.
Fuck off.
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Do you think women realise just how deeply and permanently they can ruin us? A simple laugh or a sound of disgust can destroy our self-esteem in ways that are beyond their imagining
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Maybe grow a thicker skin and stop taking shit so personally.
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>>35496835
this and if its really a problem go write an album about it and take lsd OP
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>>35496790
You are either underage or you lack a few layers of ectodermal tissue.
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>tfw finally beat the computer at chess
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>>35496766
I don't get it.
Is the computer programmed to sometimes intentionally throw the game?
I mean being a computer it could easily win, no matter what.
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>>35496766
computers dont lose at chess at the highest level
the last time a human beat a top level computer was 2004 i think
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>be me in third grade
>ask girl if she wants us to be an item
>she bursts out laughing
>haven't approached another girl in 11 years
Tell us your stories.
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last year working at a film production, meet a qt and we get along the whole week, but she never gave me her number and I didnt asked so I probably never meet her again unless she goes to my college
>tfw i still love her and keep dreaming with her
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>>35496748
I've never even attempted to ask anyone out but I'll give you a bump.
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>work up courage to ask girl in class out for coffee
>she says yes gives me her number
>never text her
>never go to class again the whole semester
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Say what you want about normies, at least they're happy.
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>>35496726
Because of serotonin levels, not by choice.
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Don't remind me
Origin
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>>35496726
Happy? Yes.
But its through delusion.
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fuckin ell
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u ok dude?
origin
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>>35496703
Are you drunk? This seems like something I would do if I was drunk.
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So I was looking at my old female videogame characters and felt like installing and playing with them again. I was sad that I will most likely never meet someone like her since she is a female version of me and would most likely need to have my DNA or something. But then I remembered that I can have children who would literally have my own DNA (and my wife too, granted that I dont fall in love with a mongoloid).
I think what makes sense now is to make a lot of children. I dont think there can be a higher joy than having children in the realm of Earth.
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>>35496697
>I dont think there can be a higher joy than having children in the realm of Earth.
Think about it for a sec, you're going to impose life and death on some random being in a misguided attempt to make yourself happy/satisfied? That's normalfag tier thinking.
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>>35496890
Fuck off anti-natalist if life is so bad you can just kill yourself
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>>35496998
But I'm already alive? Why would I kill myself if I'm already here? Killing yourself means pain and pain is bad, I do not want to experience pain so I will not kill myself. My individual life is not that bad as in all my basic needs are met but overall the experience is not worth repeating and I wouldn't endorse it by reproducing, it's a shit game of wants that ultimately can't be satisfied. Not very complicated.
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Ask a 26 year old black man who has mommy gf in her 40s anything you wish
Not sure how i did it bros.
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Because your black
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>>35496637
r...e...ee.....e..e.e...
hope you get perma banned faggot
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>>35496637
You started dating that black women I met on FetLife and who I ate the booty of on a picnic table in the state park?
Fuck, I should have stuck with her...