>might have a brain tumor
>not going to seek treatment
who else /DEVILISH/ here?
>browsing 4chan archive from over a year ago
>clearly remember making every post i see
WHY DO YOU NEED TO STATE YOUR GENDER YOU USELESS CUNT GTFO
SAGE SAGE SAGE
ROASTIE INVASION BROTHERS SAGE WEEEE OOOO WEEEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOOO
As a person who steals shit daily from Walmart, the idea of stealing liquor kind of spooks me, for some reason the only place in my neighborhood that sells liquor is a liquor store, and the guys that work there look like they would shoot me for looking at them wrong.
I steal PC video games mostly.
I often steal several things when grocery shopping at self check out.
Lots of candy.
I stole a razor naga one time, I opened the box in the store and just shoved the mouse in my pocket and walked out.
Have any of you had to/wanted to fight someone in school but didnt because of fear of getting trouble?
>doing math homework
>problems keep asking me to figure out whether or not something is convergent or divergent
>divergent keeps making me think of those divergent movies that shailene woodley is in
>keep thinking of shailene woodley
>keep thinking of shailene woodley's feet
>have the need to masturbate
>my homework keeps making me horny
>having a fetish is annoying when you have no self-control like me
Well, you learn something new every day. Now I know there's an entire wiki devoted to feet.
That is my second home.
>tfw I actually contribute a lot to that site in terms of obscure Asian actresses with long toes
I spend hours perusing their social media and when I see so much as a toe peeking out of a shoe, it gets saved and posted to the archive. I hope they all know about the site, that people jack off to their feet.
>tfw Shailene Woodley doesn't respond to my very weird fetish-related things I message her on social media
I graduated high-school a year ago, and I've been studying some basic math concepts tonight in preparation for some college testing. Holy shit, this is actually fun when it's not crammed down your throat. I've got a full piece of paper covered in equations front to back. I can't believe this kind of shit was taught over several months. I already feel like I could study 'advanced' subjects easily. If this is what it's like to pursue this kind of stuff as a more capable adult, I look forward to seeing how my brain functions in a higher learning environment where they aren't on your ass for homework each and every damn night.
>was Durial321, dare I say it, /ourmember/?
I'm 18 and yet I still cry a lot of the time. Mostly from how my own family treats me. I feel like such a fag every time I cry. I hate my life.
Life is tough. Some are dealt much rougher cards than others, keep your chin up and get through it. You have the power to become happy, it is up to you to stand up and take charge of your life. Do what must be done for yourself. God be with you.
I know this feel to well
Literally this is the most original thing I have ever fucking made reeeeeeeeee
why is everyone on here so fat?!
I am a hard body and I deserve another hard body
I love picking chicks with my bmw guys. How was your dayy
>picking up girls in a german sedan
>tfw you've been so long without any sort of companionship that you think it must be because you're naturally happier without friends or a romantic partner, but in actuality your interpersonal skills have just atrophied to the point where you're just too lazy to make any sort of attempt to socialize, and instead of accepting this bitter realization, you lie to yourself to avoid taking any responsibility for your crushing loneliness, but as time passes the lies become harder and harder to mask as truths, and your solo hobbies begin to be less satisfying, ultimately resulting in you spending hours of your life on a Cambodian garment-sewing forum, hoping that the silly, ephemeral conversations with random strangers will make you feel less terrible, but deep down you know this is just another lie and is delaying the inevitable suicide attempt that will occur when you can no longer bear the shame of being such a miserable, pathetic failure of a person
I'd never kill myself.
Fucking normies are locked in here with me. If I'm dead, I can't leech. If Im dead, I cant drive slow on the freeway.
I enjoy loafing too. I'll never get tired of it.
My mind is not my own, there's someone controlling me...
Better get to bed, wageslave. Otherwise your boss wont be able to afford that new boat hes had his eyes on
Wagies work and work and all they can do is complain. They should be more grateful for their minimum-wage job.
>"Smile more, You have a job!"
says the 52 year old white woman as you are mopping up shit at the car wash.
Remember, wagie. Those customer feedback surveys won't fill themselves out.
I have no friends because I stay at home
I stay at home because I have no friends
Congratulations, anon! You have received 1 (one) eyelash wish. How will you use it?
/b/fag here can someone explain what /r9k/ is about?