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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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>think about it logically
>my daughters are supreme daddy's girls
>will take the wealth of the man they end up with
>use it to take care of dear old dad when he's old and weak

Who's the real cuck?
You're propagating the human species. If your daughter ends up a fembot, you've failed.
The Chinese are redpilled in this for a long time.

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What can we learn from this?
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Americans aren't as smart as they think they are on their own white merit?
Where are the blacks?
Asians should rule the world, but because of geographical reasons whites and Jews had a head start.

>got fired
>just got approved for neetbux
>$600/week but only for the next 6 months
how do i make the best of this /r9k/
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i thought you couldn't get unemployment if you get fired
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>tfw you live in a 3rd world country which doesnt provide a neetbux
enjoy unemployment and use this time to find a less cuck job

do you have resting bitch face? find it out http://www.noldus.com/test-if-you-have-resting-bitch-face
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I guess not
blox blox
>age 35-45

But I'm 26 in real life and had to show my ID at a 16+ place last summer
but what does test say about your expression

be honest now, how many of you were like this in school
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Me, but instead of standing still I'd just walk at my normal pace. I usually still do unless it's hailing really hard or Im holding something that can't get wet. Rain is comfy.
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That looks really comfy, i love the rain.
I wasn't pudgy but I generally didn't mind rain

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>little sister got her first period today
You know what this means, right guys?
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Some /familybonding/ will be under way shortly?
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congratulations to your sister! she is now a woman!
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yeah she readdy for the BBC

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>tfw finally got into a private torrent tracker


after years of having to put up with an abusive childhood

after years of being ugly and unattractive

after years of having all my dreams ruined

one last glimmer of hope, my last dream came true

thank you.
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>tfw music private tracker
>tfw book private tracker
>tfw anime private tracker
>tfw weeb music private tracker
>tfw TV shows private tracker
>tfw movie private tracker
>tfw video games tracker
>tfw another video games tracker

Not sure what more I need.
What exactly does a private torrent tracker do?
is gazellegames gud

I want to become a poweruser on this one then try to get into there


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>Yoooo anon! Your barber fucked your shit up bro LOL!
>h-ha yeah...well actually I'm balding so...
>I d-don't know m-man...

What kind of a god would create a world where you bald before you hit 20. I have cousins in their 30's with full heads of hair. FeelsFUCKINGbadman.
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I started receding at 16, welcome to hell brother.
Yea, life a shit. But yall niggers need to shave that shit and work out everyday. dedicate an hour daily to shaving and working out.
tfw balding with god tier long asian hair
easily 300 consistent 200 strains a day

Why do you care about being successful? Why would people want to spend their youth chasing after large amounts of green pieces of paper? Maybe you could get a cool new sports car or a big new house or a vacation to Europe. Doesn't matter if you don't have anyone to share the joy with. No matter how big your house is or how fast your car can go or how much time you spend touring another country, you still will be utterly alone. Sure, maybe if the amount of pieces of paper adds up to be 7 or more digits, you can tell a girl about it and she might even marry you. Then you have a qt girl who doesn't love you but poorly pretends like she does so she can help herself to your stash. In the meantime while you're working hard to keep the amount of pieces of paper large to allow your "family" to spend it as they please, your "wife will be fucking Chad every chance she gets to compensate for the time she wasted with you. If you find out, she claims you raped her, and she gets to help herself to your stash, take a piece of your pie without giving anything in return. The tokens of your labor are stolen by a woman you thought loved you. It sickens me how our society encourages us to want these things. If you're alone now, no amount of green papers can change it.
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I'm fine with being alone and being poor
With lot of money I would be even happier
Finding a woman isn't a magical achievement that makes you happy either. Women come and go. They can cheat on you or lie to you. Even if a girl marries you for love instead of money, you'll have to deal with all the shitty aspects of her personality, and your freedom will be tied down by having to provide for her and whatever children you have.
>With lot of money I would be even happier
Why? What about money makes people so happy?

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Femanon here, a pathetic robot asked me out today. I met him this morning and he was so ugly and desperate. I can't believe guys this pathetic have the guts to ask me out!
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You're going about it wrong. First you become friends with a girl (Get to know her) then if you still like her, date her.

If you ask someone out, and you don't even know her, they will assume you don't care about her, but only her vagina.
Hi Eliza
Unsurprisingly unoriginal
Chad here. Hey femanon, wanna come over for lots of sex today?

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I need femdom art for...reasons. Post the best you have in this thread please
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here's a nice little bump for you <3
It's weird how only clean spot is her asshole.
for fucks sake why does r9k have so many posting rules

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It's my day off work and all I've done is shit on my couch playing video games and now I'm lying in bed. Who else /nofriends/ here?
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Kinda me, I have people to waste time with but its always empty feeling with them, I need friends I can connect with.
I'm a NEET, I do that every day.
Do drugs or drink with them that way you can have shared experiences

I work 40-50 hours a week with normies that serve only to remind me how not normal I am. Days off really remind me of my robot status.

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>mfw got diagnosed with autism
>mfw it's not my fault if I can't pick up on subtle social cues
>mfw it's impossible for me to improve my emotional intelligence
>mfw I can't just "grow out of the awkwardness" like my mom said I would
>mfw I could qualify for autismbux and live life just doing my own thing without any real goals to follow
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>mfw it's not my fault if I can't pick up on subtle social cues
>mfw it's impossible for me to improve my emotional intelligence
why? read some books about facial expressions and body language. Observe, analyze and mimic. Roleplay as a normie. I promise you, you will improve over time.
>Observe, analyze and mimic. Roleplay as a normie.

Of course I've tried that. Even if you follow all the rules on the surface, normies still notice something "off" about you and just pick up the fact that there is something wrong with you. My autism prevents me from knowing what it is exactly they find "off."
Usually the problem is, that your roleplay isn't fluent and not congruent. Normies sense this. Just think about bad actors or a shitty voice syncronisation.

Your moves could be to slow and shy or you send mixed signals because you don't control your facial expressions or body movement well or you don't know how authentic moves are supposed to look like. You really have to read some books and train to act authentic.

If you aren't a Neet you could try the same as me: Read on body language then use public transportation and put on different roles every time. Like the shy one, the strong one, the cool one, the cute one, the scared one,.... It's really eye opening how people react differently everytime if you do it correct.

>lol Eric Trump is ugly and looks dumb

But he looks exactly like him.
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Plumbfkins on suicide watch
Not really. Seth looks a little dorky but this nigga Eric lookin like the Michelin man. This pasty stay puft marshmallow lookin motherfucker gives me the creeps. I wish I could turn his family tree into paper to wipe my ass with.
Same ears and nose. If Seth was higher bf% he would look the same

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>a cute girl will never let you eat out her clean asshole while laughing at you
Why live then?
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Please say you have a video from which this photo came. Please.

[spoilers] I need it
My god, what has happened to modern men??
>tfw you will never caress the asshole of a qt fembot with your tongue

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