Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6042. page

Are you kissless virgin?

Aren't you average height in mexico?

why not abuse the fact you're a third worlder and study hard to (relatively) easily get into an engineering university course and live life on as far an easy mode as you could get as a fat manlet?

>>36656065
>Shitposting theme
Moth Equals - Influx (usually have this shit on repeat): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcu_SVGokco

>Hopes for my future
Well right now I'm in the process of joining the military. I have MEPS this coming Thursday. I'm not really sure what to expect but I'm hoping it works out well so I can call myself a soldier and finally get started on my life. Socially speaking, I'm going to try and not care too much about being cringing and failing a social interaction or being rejected. If you want to improve you have to act. This my goal: Acting, saying more.

>Where did it all go wrong?
Crappy parents, abusive parents, isolated home life, bullied school life. I was doomed from the start.

>Do you plan to commit suicide?
If the Army doesn't work out for some reason, I'm going back to square one and getting a minimum wage job just so I can save up and buy a gun and hopefully end it. 22 and working at some fucking retail hell while living with parents? Fuck that.

Well, the threads here.

>>36656065
No I usually just have spotify or pandora open.
Navy and hopefully soon. The last bit of weight just wont come off and I'm still weak.
I'd say around 2004 ish when my parents randonly secided they would give up on direction and let us do whatever. The siblings are brats and I'm a directionless depressive.
I'd rather not die since I want to get something out of existence but all options are always on the table.
>>36656293
Ay namefag has somethong in common with me. Good luck with meps. What are you shooting for?

>>36656065
you're supposed to make separate threads for each shitpost, not roll them all into one.

fucking amateur.

File: OkxjS-1458067754-253-lists-1200_columbo_headeruse.jpg (405KB, 1200x628px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 1200x628px

No. Columbo is the only police show from the past still worth watching.

>>36656021
>Are they at least better than today's TV?

I think that we are living in a golden age of television now.

I just finished watching Orange is the new Black, and it's totally kick-ass compared to anything I have ever seen from earlier decades.

The old shows of the 70s/80s/90s were incredibly tame. Their scripts were sanitized to make sure they didn't offend anyone. The result was that they effectively cut the balls off of any script that dared to be bold.

With internet distribution, we don't have that problem anymore -- scripts can dare to offend people now, and the result has been a phenomenal increase in quality.

I started noticing the new "golden age" of TV back when Arrested Development came out. Ever since then, I noticed a significant increase in quality of the best shows. (Maybe it started a few years earlier and I didn't pay attention.) Now, shows from earlier decades just seem like bland baby food to me.

>>36656021
TV is unwatchable these days but 80s TV isn't much better.

What site do you like?

>>36655931
If you're paying a lot of money for them, why not just fuck a prostitute?

>>36655949
chaturbate and mfc

i usually try to find hot girls and just download caps

>>36655919
>fear of shitting self for no reason
>dont eat before class/work/driving because so
>also never eat out

File: 1462821982231jpg.0.jpg (34KB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 512x288px

Fear of encountering people on the street and they suddenly asking "what you've been up to wich University you studying?


Been Neet since 2014

File: despair_by_applebeans-da1y0kx.jpg (73KB, 900x432px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 900x432px

>>36655919
>terrified of carnival rides

I had a near death experience at the county fair when I was a kid. I'll still go on rides if they're low to the ground, but I've been afraid of heights ever since.

>>36655876
whad do you mean by this, my dude ?

File: 1487215448321.jpg (124KB, 1109x677px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 1109x677px

>>36655985
Like when they do a subtle gesture that makes you feel marginalized such as not making eye-contact with you because of your race or gender.

Pic related

>>36656817
Holy mother of autism! Nigger you aren't some sort of psychic .. you have no clue why they are behaving a certain way unless you communicate with them! People have bad days and other shit going on in there lives. Get over yourself the world does not revolve around you! Go to >>>/adv/ NOW!

File: 2d8cb4079f07dc9a229dbc6d31efda74.jpg (344KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 1280x1280px

http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/

mongrel7

File: 67d23ae0e4fb6c6979a6f7f72d01b048.jpg (326KB, 650x826px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 650x826px

haven't seen one of these in a long time

File: Cax4kqHUAAEiyT8.jpg large.jpg (73KB, 780x800px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 780x800px

>>36655880

most people got banned and mods are really harsh on those threads nowadays
i don't see what it changes or how it hurts anyone, but i guess keeping the terrible terrible "circlejerkers" from interacting positively makes them feel like they're doing actual work instead of taking care of all the agendaposters
whatever, angry frog threads sure are better than people trying to make friends

>>36655786
>using memes irl

cringed desu

>>36655786
POO POO PEE PEE
REMOVE KEBAB, DADDY T

>>36655786
POO POO PEE PEE
ANN AND MILO AT BERKELEY

File: Screen Shot 2017-04-29 at 6.58.19 PM.png (2MB, 1078x1052px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1078x1052px

why wont she love me???

im sad

File: Screen Shot 2017-04-29 at 6.59.54 PM.png (1MB, 828x1072px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 828x1072px

hold me robot friendos...

ummmm op......,

>>36655738
This is a fake. No way this is real.

Nice try OP.

File: gdgdgd.jpg (33KB, 416x537px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 416x537px

>>36655738
Please tell me this is fake.

Where did you get this?

>>36655738
https://thebottomline.as.ucsb.edu/2016/10/gender-inclusive-restrooms-open-on-campus

Oh jesus fucking christ it's real.

This shit is sickening. Post this on /pol/ to increase coverage.

>>36655720
That shit doesn't work, also are you under 21(not that I give a shit, it would just make more sense). I know of a vitamin you can get that flushes out dmt of your system, so it might work with alcohol, just look it up. You just need to make your liver more active somehow and drink a lot of water, good luck Anon.

Couldn't you not drink for several days before the drug test, especially if it was important? I can go weeks without drinking. You alcoholics, man.

Look into something called "NAC supplement". Ask your CVS or Vitamin shop/GNC if they have it. It helps the liver process out drugs, tylenol and booze in particular.

>>36655720
>80 hours
It can detect alcohol use up to 5 days, you tard. 80 hours is lowballing it.
Alcohol isn't illegal, so why are you sweating it?
And unless you have access to dialysis equipment, the immunoassay used to detect the alcohol metabolite (ethyl glucuronide) is nothing you can beat.

>>36655710
>but I just don't know how to ask for it without making it obvious that I'm desperate as fuck

In what way do you think you'll sound desperate?

>>36655710
losin virginity is fast track to faggot town. itll make you weak

File: 1490714318278.jpg (73KB, 638x498px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 638x498px

>>36655777
KEK APPROVES. THE PATH TO WIZARDRY IS RIGHT AND TRUE

Probably not, qt pie.

>>36655663
Don't think so, having every meal at McDonald's might help though.

Follow your dreams and anything is possible.

>>36655663
If you could will your own death, people wouldn't need the noose.

File: 1445281205135.gif (535KB, 268x215px) Image search: [Google]

535KB, 268x215px

>>36655643
It probably would fix everything desu.

>>36655643

No smartphones or social media. There I fixed women.

Women as in girls too? Who would spank the girls, teachers or parents? Also, how old would the girls be? i hope it's teachers

>>36655610
Got no friends so p much nothing else to do but sit here

>>36655610
Video games are fun

>>36655610
why does every asian girl try to be white so hard, why do they always dye or ombre their hair