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>failing community college math
Who else /dumb/?
I want to fucking die lads
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>>35993081
>try khan academy's pre algebra to get my brain working again
>too dumb even for that
Im better off dead
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>>35993081
>Tfw math degree
Sorry brainlets I don't know that feel
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>>35993081
I couldn't pass algebra 2 in high school
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well I decided to make this one of my main boards,
You may be asking who I am,
Well, if you are foolish enough to ask such a question, then the least I can do is answer that for you.
I am Ay'Vian that is not my real name, I am a kind of connoisseur of intelligence, culture and taste, hopefully you are my new project and hopefully I can show some of you proverbial light.
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>>35993061
ur fukkin gay m8
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>>35993072
hmm, you seem to have bad spelling. I am not surprised. I could barely make out what you were saying. Also, gay is such a pathetic word, a one syllable cliche insult, grow a brain and use it nitwit.
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Hello fagboy
>SAGED
Take your bullshit somewhere else nigger
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>mom's freind has a daughter about my age
>she has 3 kids
>they cam over 4 months ago
>we knew each other since we were born, we are in our mid 20s now
>her husband died in a crash
>we were talking and shit and we just kissed then started making out
>tfw hkv
>she wrapped her thighs around my waist and told me to stick it in
>enter
>she felt so warm and moist, holy shit the feeling of another person and the validation made me so happy
>mind goes blank and cum inside her
>months later she calls and says she's preggot
how fucked am i lads. she doesn't want a abortion.
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You're so dumb its funny
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>>35993053
hahaha
you got played nigga
lost your virginity to a single mother and got her pregnant at the same time
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how is this even a question?
disappear until this blows over
might have to hold out somewhere for a year or two
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>introduce friend to 4chan
>he browses for a little bit
>asks me what a chad is
what do i tell him robots
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>>35993028
Chad is the guy who fucked your girlfriend twice but is super cool about it.
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Now hold on right chere boy. Aint it a crime to be on this ere board whilst having more than no compadres? You need to get on now you normie scum less old Johnny law rides up on your ass. Now GET
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Chad is king of the normies, filled with confidence. Most of the time assholes. Most of the time they are rich, fit, white guys who get all the girls.
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What for you out of bed this morning robots?
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>>35992950
Meant to say got you out
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weed, and adventure time
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>>35993015
You smoke first thing in the morning. When did you start this routine. Is I a daily thing for you?
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How do I get a girlfriend? 2017-04-03 02:00:46 Post No.35992896
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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Serious question give me the best advice and strategies you got /r9k/
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Talk to her
Does she seem cool with you? yes/no
Does she have a boyfriend? yes/no
Is she serious about him or just getting some
Invite her to drinks/movie and see what happens
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>>35992896
get a lucky match on tinder
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>>35992931
good tips here. Just chatted to some girl at work and she seemed into me so I invited her out. That's literally it
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Who else here /nofriends/?
I see robots acting all lonely but they still mention friends. I used to have them but they started excluding me from little things and now they completely ignore me and never talk to me. It sucks and I literally only stay at home now unless I'm at work. I just want to talk to people who can relate.
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>>35992875
I can relate, I completely lost my friends a few years ago and I'm unable to gain any. I am an alright guy and except for some social issues I'm more normie than robot.
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>>35992875
I can relate. Something had gone wrong in my life and all my friends cut contacts with me. Those who still cares only give one line replies whenever i initiate conversations. I figure i can go on without friends but it's alot harder when the world give you shit and you have nothing to retreat to.
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>>35992875
I see some guys I knew from elementary school and boyscouts about once or twice a year and that's it. I avoid getting closer to them because I'm insecure and ashamed of myself.
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who feetlet/handlet here? 2017-04-03 01:56:57 Post No.35992849
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who feetlet/handlet here?
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>size 8.5 shoes
>hands are as small as women's
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>>35992849
My hand is as big as your foot.
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What is the feetlet cutoff?
Asking for a friend...
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>>35992892
Anyone wearing less than 10 is a footlet.
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Who /never travelled outside their state/ here?
Am I missing out on much? For those here who have.
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You've never left your state in your life?
Are you kidding me?
Yes you have
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>>35992831
Might be an alaskabot
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traveling really puts in perspective that the 50 states are in fact a union of what are essentially totally different countries / lands.
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Who here lost the genetic lottery?
I sure did.
>receding hairline
>average looks
>5'10"
>size 11.5 US Shoe size
>light brown eyes
>cant grow thick facial hair
>depression, anxiety, ocd with germs.
>bad social skills
When is suicide the best option?
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>>35992798
Here is a fake smile. I'm pretending to be happy in this one. Notice the hat that will not be glued to my fucking skull
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How old are you? I'm 22 and my hairline is worse than yours
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Eh, pretty close
>high hairline, literally 5head
>cutesy, boyish looks (get either compared to an ugly girl, or cute boy)
>5'5"
>size 14
>slate blue eyes
>cant grow fuck all for facial hair, also have a huge scar from my neck to my chin where hair wont grow, this means I have to shave everyday so it's not noticeable
>mental health issues since I was 10
>non existent social skills and social life, haven't hung out with anyone for close to 8 years
>live in one of the worst shitholes on planet Earth, pic related
I'm in a pretty shit bout right now, planning to off myself within the year.
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BOGDANOFF AIRPORT NAME THREAD 2017-04-03 01:44:51 Post No.35992709
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BOGDANOFF AIRPORT NAME THREAD
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Get the fuck in here, Robots! Lend kek your power!
http://onovoaeroporto.pt
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Can someone give me a quick rundown of these two?
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>>35992709
Bumpdanoff
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makes me originally sad
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Why haven't you gotten ear surgery to look like your favorite LOTR goblin or orc character yet? Any of you have any stupid body modifications like this?
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this camgirl i fap to has elf ears
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>>35992692
why would someone want to look like an orc or a goblin lol
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Same reason I don't get tatoos, drink or do drugs.I'm a massive pussy
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/out/ would like to formally invite you guys camping.
A bunch of us are meeting on the 4th of july at the rainbow gathering in Oregon.
We will camp about a mile away from the hippies so we can do our own thing but come and go from the gathering as we please.
Please bring enough gear and food to take care of yourself . We will help you get settled but you have to be responsible for your own welfare.
See you this summer!!!
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sorry maryland here
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I hope /k/ and /pol/ show up and shoot up your faggot communist gathering.
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> infested with big foots
no thanks
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I feel like my mental health is deteriorating. I'm having breakdowns worse and more often, I'm spending more time alone, I'm suspicious of everyone I feel like my presence is never welcomed, that I'm only 'tolerated'. My social interactions are getting increasingly shallow and meaningless and I've never been more alone.
How do I stop this. I don't want depression, I don't want a mental illness.
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embrace the emptiness OP, none of this matters. I'm in the same place as you and going full blown nihilist has made me feel much better and more relaxed about things in general.
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go see professional help. we cant help you here.
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>>35992571
>I'm spending more time alone
you're just a failed normalfag, fuck off.
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What really happens in the girls' showers?
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In university we shared showers & bathrooms with women (1 person showers, all stall toilets)
But the fog on the tiled ceiling would create a mirror, so you could just barely make out the person in the next stall from a bird's eye view.
Women would clog the drains all the time from their hair and I would rub my cock to the occasional clear tit or ass angle
One time someone pulled my towel down off the door to the other side (public facing side) and I walked out naked and there was a girl there. I legitimately have a big dick, so she basically stared at it while saying sorry.
A week later, a drunk girl grabbed into my sweatpants for my dick and squeezed before her friend took her away. That's the closest I've ever been to having sex.
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>>35992665
that's basically molestation.
why are women allowed to do these things.
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>>35992665
if this ever happened to me my life would be ruined
>tfw small dick