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>>34541242
>>tfw STILL no bf
are you a girl?

>>34541265
No
Oregianoo

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>January 31st, 2017
>tfw STILL haven't impregnated all of the fembots

>>34541241
>english major
what were you even thinking

>>34541241
Jesus, how have you not killed yourself already? Which country btw?

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>24 year old khv
>paranoid schizophrenic
>poor as fuck
>5'10 manlet
>NEET for 5 years
>only familly I have left is my mother and she's terminally ill
I did get a new laptop this year which has made things slightly more bearable.

Asking for a friend of course...

>>34541234
11? 12? Around then.

>>34541638
god.. id love to take off the bra of a 11 year old

Explaining how to successfully hang oneself to someone who later committed suicide.

>>34541198
Not being born in a rich family.

Probably being born

>>34541194
not even yo mum

>>34541194
If you're darkskin, post a pic. I like darkskin cuties.

>>34541194
every black girl i know that likes anime is a virgin

c-c-can I get some replies g-guys?

Talk to myself I'm public

>>34541138

I do the exact same thing, except I live alone. I really enjoy singing in the shower and then I think "someone could you hear you and laugh at you" and I just laugh it off so people would think I was doing it ironically
fucking paranoid

A few times. It sucks every time.

>>34541134
The rare times I have reunited with old friends it usually descends into us ranting about why we stopped hanging out & started hating each other in the first place. Hence why I cut contact with everyone from high school days.

>>34541134
Yes, and it is the most soul-breaking experience, my mind assumes they hate me and are only hanging out with me to make fun of me.

>>34541098
Pull up and air his ass out

https://youtu.be/3IBe1v9Ah_I

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>>34541098

Colombian necktie

>>34541144

>How do people like this get rich?
>That poor excuse for a song is utter shit.
>Do people actually listen to that shit?
>It sounds like someone with mircocephaly got throat cancer.

>>34541057
you know girls don't like neets

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>>34541057
This ensures they won't forget.

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>>34541057

NO NO DELETE THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34541042
I don't but you reminded me of this conversation.

at this time I didn't realize that it was a major faux pas to tell a girl you were a virgin

>>34541120
Should also add that I'm still a virgin. Otherwise I wouldn't be here.

>>34541120
How is admitting one is virginal bad? I would love to take someone's virginity <3

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>>34540997
>ywn see her grow into a whore
>ywn stumble upon a video of her getting ravaged by 5 black men online and kill yourself after
why even live?

>>34540997
>surrogates don't exist
I'd rather have a son though

>>34540997
I do. Is the most blissful thing ever.

>>34541069
Not if you teach her to respect herself.

>>>/adv/ you're going to go through the stages of grief. The first stage you're in is called shock. If you want some support, coping skills and ideas with how to handle this.. try /adv/.

>>34541041
alright. i guess it was just a more robot thing to feel.

>>34541051
Nothing wrong with feeling and sharing feels. FEEL better and I am sorry for your loss.

>>34540949
She's attractive but having had that many miles of dick and litres of cum in her cunt is so revolting I don't think it'd be worth it even for 80 euros.

>>34540949
She looks familiar I think

>>34540949
you can get cheaper prostitutes who are as attractive as her in germany

Argue playing games is like watching TV except you actually influence what's happening on the screen so it's more interactive.

They're objectively not, unless you want to compare the best video games to the worst tv

Say its a new art form,where interaction is key to fowarding the narrative, and decision-making the feature of the dynamic. Cite examples of various games and how the player influences their outcomes.

>Whole childhood was marred by incidences of bursting out laughing in quiet places because of thinking funny thoughts

Fuck my autism

>>34540870
Same here

I cant help it, I have always been this way

I do this at work all the time

It's okay though they already think I'm a freak because aspergers