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>talking to random nerd dude i've know for years
>he says "Have you seen my new GF?"
>I ask him "Dude, how many GFs have you had??"
>he says "A few, dude."
>tfw a nerdy ass 4/10 gets a gf and i'm still a KHHV
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>>36643937
Damn he must just be really lucky or have good genetics.
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Selling GF.
Very original.
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>>36643937
Dudes lie about the number of women they have been with all the time. Take solace that it may not even be true.
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Just bombed another final. I used to be smart, but my memory and thinking has gone to shit. This might actually make me fail, but I've gotten so apathetic that I don't mind. My life is falling apart at a rapid rate, and there's not much I can do to prevent it. I spoke to my mother about it, but every time, she fails spectacularly at comprehending it and thinks I'm angry at her when I don't care at all. I meditate, I exercise, I see a therapist, I got a job, and I eat a decent diet, but I still feel dead inside.
No matter how I fight back, things just keep getting worse.
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I know you all have a right not to care, I just felt like venting. But it won't really help, will it? I've needed to go see the doctor for a long time, and my insurance still isn't right. It'll be a while before I can make an appointment, though, and I don't know how I'll make it through this next month.
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>>36644206
Get antidepressants
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>>36643918
>I meditate, I exercise, I see a therapist, I got a job, and I eat a decent diet, but I still feel dead inside.
As a NEET who does fuck all, this makes me sad. If those things doesn't work, what will?
>>36644361
Meh, he can give it a try, but no one I've talked to actually felt better on them. Also I read in psychology book that 70-90% of the effects are placebo.
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>tfw steam fogs up my glasses when i slurp ramen
who else knows this feel
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Just take your fucking glasses off dumbass. That's what I do.
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>>36643971
sorry not everyone has perfect vision and needs to see his phone while reading the morning news
faggot
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>>36643997
>ramen for breakfast
kill yourself
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This was my last real life friend and now it feels like hes avoiding me. Should i just accept im naturally going to be lonely and just learn how to not go insane from lack of socializing?
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Don't spend your time on people who aren't making any effort (he clearly isn't interested). Sorry man
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>>36644133
I dont have anyone else left though.
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>>36644360
where are you? maybe you can make a robot friend from here?
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Why do women think its ok to hit their boyfriends?
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Chad dindu nuffin
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Women are nowadays raised as being queens, by their parents calling them little princesses. Being taught in school that hitting girls is wrong, so they feel as superiors while those rules exist because women are weaker than men. This in turn leaves them to use "guys can't hit girls~" as an argument and free safety pass, so they whatever the fuck they want without consequences. So they think their boyfriends won't hit back thus they think it's okay.
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>>36644011
it's an old trope and is starting to go away
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>>36644011
Its fascinating to watch chad get slapped around while screaming "i'm sorry, babe. Please stop".
>tfw you're new data entry job causes horrible, painful eye strain
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what is data entry like? is it as boring and unfulfilling as people say?
because it cant be any worse than a call center
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>>36643825
>That fucking picture
That makes literally no sense. The Founders created our government the way it is so there WOULDN'T have to be violent revolution. If people want a change in government, it can happen peacefully now.
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>>36643825
Is this picture satire?
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"anon, wanna join us at zumba down at the ymca? if's fun!"
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>>36643798
far right and far left can stay the others gtfo
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>>36643798
can we seriously start banning nigger girl spammers
theres like four threads up right now for this shit
and its all the same one liner joke
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>>36644526
Middle two are the cutest
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I want to pay a fembot to abuse me.
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Irl or online? I will accept payments to abuse you.
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>>36644825
Either, but probably online.
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>>36644856
Well then give me some contact info.
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>tfw just after noon and already contemplating opening a bottle of booze
Who /wastingtheirweekends/ here?
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Do it faggot. I've been drinking since 9am.
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>>36643696
You have an addiction. Please seek professional help.
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Been doing nothing but drinking and listening to lofi hiphop all morning.
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can we have a PSN feels thread?
post usernames and i'll add you. i don't play any multiplayer stuff, just single player weeb stuff
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What's the point of adding you if we can't play games together, turdface
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Do you plus to join someones stream? I dont do twitch or lets play bullshit but id be down to chill and watch a robot playan. I miss the days when i was younger and shared a room w my older bro and would fall asleep to him playing ps1 games
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There is an r9k community btw. Its probs easier to arrange shit their than here.
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your uncle and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think?
>About time, im sick of this shithole country. White people are disgusting
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in elsewhere. You can go with your uncle to buy a computer once you're there. You'll have cousins to show you around.
>i can leave anytime
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that
I finally get to leave America
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Do you speak cantonese or mandarin at least?
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Good to see you're happy now.
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>>36643670
I can speka cantonese
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what is the best one liner to say after kicking someone in the gonads ?
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Sumimasen n_n
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If you cross me again i will rip out what remains of your testicles and gouge your eyes with a rust spoon.
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Its not really a one liner but when youve fucked someone up and they are one theground, stick your fingers down your throat and puke on them. This goth kid in school did that to his bully one day and it was the coolest thing ive ever witnessed. He got a qt emo gf shortly after
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>*walk into your new class*
>"WASSSSUP WHITBOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
wot do?
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Trey what the fuck are you doing in here? We both know you can't do math.
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>y-yo whaddup, n-niggas
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>>36643535
Ayo Freddy lemme see yo homewoke
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MAYA HEEEE
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He defined the golden age of the internet.
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MAYA HOOO
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>>36643523
Could we have the internet from the years around 2000 back?
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>"If people are gay, I'm pretty sure we can correct that with electroshock therapy."
>"Mike, I'm not so sure that electrocuting faggots will make them find women attractive. That doesn't make a whole lot of sense."
>*Mike smiles and gives a lighthearted laugh* "Yeah..." *signs a bill forcing gays to be hooked up to car batteries until they are straight
This is the best VP in the world. He should have been president over Trump.
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/r9k/ is a proud gay board. Go back to >>/pol/.
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>>36643489
go back to lgbt little faggots
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>>36643504
Maybe you should go back to /pol/ instead
suck dick or get out