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>>35739022
>Only nine
Fucking casual

>>35739151
It takes a while to really get going, just doing it twice a day can take hours

The sensation is just too good, and then hours have passed and I've done fuck all

hahaaha. have you tried coffee or cocaine. dont be an idiot as well

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>>35739008
Tattoo is nice, but it's too visible, which makes it a bit cringy.

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>>35739008
is neis

I want a girl who looks like a cute, effeminate boy. An actually boy doesn't make it special, but her having a vagina does.

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>>35739168
Like so?

Origami

>>35739003
god I love these titties

Back when I was a fatass I ate like two pizzas lmao

5 Chipotle burritos

>>35738911
Ive ate 15 Taco Bell crunchy tacos once and another time I ate an extra large pizza by my self.

gun grab hoax

That feels like it all happened yesterday. I can't believe it's been three years. I myself am craving some cake. Might have to pick up something sweet. R.I.P all the victims.. and yes, elliot was a victim too.

in the end elliot rodger is nothing more a meme soon to be forgotten like the rest

https://discord.gg/R2CbHDG
LINK SORRY GUYS

>>35738883
its a head, it look like a damn ass

>>35738883
damn i finally just understood that image.
its a fucking head between two shoulders.
i always had a weird perspective on it that made me think it was some mutant ass right on top of the baby O_o

>>35738792
are you cute?

of course this is original

Stop with nofap. It's retarded. There is a risk that you'll get incontinent after doing it for too long. Just do noporn.

>>35739660
Yes goy! Don't do nofap! It's bad for you! Masturbate no less than 3 times a day to interracial porn! :^)

>>35738763
An essay on what, precisely?

Is it a study on autism or something?

>>35738783
Its an essay on why i love dicks in my mouth.

>>35738815
>IP count doesn't go up.

Oh, well yeah that'd be embarrassing. I mean for what it's worth if this is going to be a public thing you can contact the publishers / prof and have it pulled or changed by the editors before it's distributed.

at least he had good hair

>>35738706
Magnificent Jawline [ ]
Superior Cheekbones [ ]
Supreme Intellect [ ]
OP, don't fucking dare insult Saint Elliot

>>35738706
GTFO OP, he was a genuine SUPREME GENTLEMAN, autistic yes, but intelligent and attractive, he deserved nothing but eternal glory.
RIP GOD ELLIOT

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>>35738678

welcome to clinical depression my dude

enjoy your stay

Same.
I recently went to a rollercoaster park with my mates and I basically had to fake having fun the entire time. Felt awkward.

>>35738678

I don't know what it feels like to not hate yourself

were we born broken, robots?

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Because I'm ugly.

0original1

>>35738673
Is it just me or does every MMA fighter have a super masculine face? Is it because only high test guys get into that or do they become high test from doing it?

>>35738689
Ugly people can't drive motorcycles n shit?

>>35738770
Both actually

>>35738670
5'10" isn't manlet you fucking complaining shit

Try being 5'4" which is actually below average male height and then bitch about being short

>>35739059
Im sorry for hurting your feelings little guy.

But at the same time, being 5"4 would not make my problem any worse.

>>35739320
5'4"

fucking hell are you stupid

>>35738666
dont have any anymore

thats a cute dog anon

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sure, it would give me a chance to vent

>be me
>life really difficult at the moment
>don't bother getting out of bed most days
>as a result, back hurts
>sit upright at desk in attempt to stop back from hurting

>looking at data entry jobs because fast wpm and i have no idea what else i'm good at

>fembot overseas is emotionally draining and makes me physically sick because i can't realistically be with her
>want to cut contact with her but afraid she'll do something stupid

>dropping weight, used to be 214lbs and now i'm 199lbs after like three months of being in this rut

>had an hour long discussion with parents about me, ask them "if i just went upstairs now and leeched off you for the next ten years, would you kick me out?"
>no anon, we'd just have to deal with it

>go to therapy
>felt scummy as fuck when the therapist asked for money at the end and i handed it to her out of my wallet

i probably have a lot more feels to type out but i can't think of them right now

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>>35738666
>why can't I just be normal
>why can't I engage with others my age
>why can't I come up with things to say when in a group of other people
>why can't I feel comfortable in a group of strangers
>why can't I go back and change my upbringing so that I'm not always cooped up in the house
>why can't I go back and learn vital social skills
>why can't I just be normal

>>35738650
/pol/ is basically a board full of robots who blame the Jews for their problems. In reality they're just too unattractive to find a girlfriend and somehow, failure to create an authoritarian state that enforces Old Testament-tier social norms is equivalent to white genocide, because women don't want to mate with them unless the state forces them to. Meanwhile they go on constantly about who is genetically superior or inferior.

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>JIDF goes to /r9k/ to complain about being called out
>mfw

>>35738650
you will likely get the same respond here only more idiotic

>>35738617
My oneitis won't even let me do anything for her. She just completely wants nothing to do with me.

I have zero contact with my oneitis outside of work. She's friendly and sweet to me there but I wonder if she even remembers I exist when we're not at work.

>>35738617
Are you me?

Afsjf