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Tell me /r9k/, why have you not given up on western women yet and started looking into obtaining a qt Asian gf?
>reserved
>conform to their gender role without question
>wear modest clothing
>offer lifetime commitment and a worldy view on the world
>warrior mentality
>if you're white, they basically crave your cock
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>>34951598
st-stop... please stop. there's not enough.
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naw they are money grubbing insects who will leave you at a drop of a hat.
pump and dump
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>>34951598
dating a white man is worse than dating niggers
say bye bye to family and culture
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>February 18th, 2017
>still havent started lifting yet
tfw
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>started lifting 5 years ago
>hardly made any progress
>two months ago I just stopped going
sdjlkf;sdjflk
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>hear about GOMAD on /fit/
>try it out
>been doin it for 8 days and already seeing decent gains
Thanks /fit/.
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>>34951528
Should have eaten more, loser.
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reeeeeee i want my foreskin back from these (((doctors))) who circumcised me as a baby 2017-02-18 05:15:42 Post No.34951344
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reeeeeee i want my foreskin back from these (((doctors))) who circumcised me as a baby
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so what are the chances that foregen will actually be able to help with shit in the next 20 years? i bet the chances are pretty low. i really want to fap but it just doesnt feel very good because my dick doesnt have much feeling in it
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>>34951344
too bad it's your life now.
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like 5%. maybe in the next 50 years it will be possible. thought it may still be an option to ""accidentally"" cut off your penis and regrow a new one.
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>>34951359
No, not to bad.
>>34951344
Sue them for everything they have or steal their foreskin and or foreskin equivalent if it's a woman.
An eye for an eye is fair so don't go overboard.
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How celebrities stop being bald?
I saw tyga getting his head shaved and riding on a roller coaster on snapchat and his hairline used to be halfway up his head and now it's like perfect and full and too full to be a transplant
Daniel tosh was almost bald and now he has a full head of hair and I even read an article a few years ago that a surgeon confirmed that his hair wasn't from a procedure
I also saw that ashton Kutcher was balding bad badk in the day and now his hair is perfect
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>>34951282
Usher is almost a foot shorter than Ashton Kutcher.
Just noticed
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> Usher is a nigglet
> money is the answer
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>>34951282
There is a pill you can be prescribed by a doctor to grow hair back. Donald Trump's doctor was talking about it last week to the media to explain Donald's hair.
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Kratom (The Legal Drug) 2017-02-18 05:11:45 Post No.34951270
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Is Kratom a meme? I just did 2 teaspoons of White Maeng Da Kratom. It did nothing.
I don't do drugs meaning I should have no tolerance and it should affect me more as a first time user. I smoked marijuana once 2 years ago with some friends and it did nothing but they were supposedly "fucked up"
Almost no pills that I take ever have an effect on me either. Is this because of my autism? (Legit autistic, not memeing here)
If so, Autism really is a superpower, it makes you nearly immune to drugs.
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>>34951270
Kratom does very little for a lot of people.
You didnt smoke right. Almost nobody does it right the first time.
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>>34951331
I put the teaspoons of powder directly into my mouth and swigged it down with some water.
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It's been 1 hour and 6 minutes since I took it, I think I will do another teaspoon now. But that'll be TWELVE GRAMS total, that's way beyond the normal dose.
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>didn't drink today
what are your small victories, robots?
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Yeah I know that feel, it's a major accomplishment when i go a day without drinking
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>>34951216
read a chapter of my book, studied a bit about the history of England.
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Lived another day only to suffer tomorrow.
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How do I become more masculine?
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Drugs, nigga.
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>>34951068
Hit that male vitality
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>>34951068
thats a horse not a masculine
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Conversation of me and my best friend 2017-02-18 05:00:47 Post No.34951063
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Conversation of me and my best friend
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*best friend just confessed that she fucked my boyfriend*
Me: *sarcasm* It's fine. I guess your slut ass couldn't resist my boyfriend's dick.
Emma: Please don't slut-shame me.
Me: oooooooh! *slow sarcastic clapping* You are literally exhibiting slut-like behavior. You literally put my boyfriend's dick above our 6 years of friendship.
Emma: I'm really sorry about what I did. Malcolm still loves you. I really hope what I did doesn't destroy your relationship with him. I understand you're mad at me, but please don't end our friendship over this.
Me: If our friendship meant anyone to you , you wouldn't have fucked my boyfriend in the first place.
Emma: It's because I value our friendship that I'm confessing and apologizing.
Me: So what? I'm just supposed to forgive you? How would you feel if I fucked your boyfriend and apologized? You think you'd forgive me?
Emma: Yes. I can forgive a simple mistake.
Me: bull fucking horse shit! Go live with Malcolm. I hope you two have a wonderful relationship. Don't ever talk to me ever fucking again.
Emma: Cecil, please . I understand if you don't want to talk to me for awhile, but please don't let this end our friendship.
How can people be so fucking heartless and stupid? How can someone expect to keep a friendship going after fucking someone else's boyfriend?
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>friend
>my bf
god, why does normies are still posting here? you can even read?
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>>34951063
*If our friendship meant anything to you
I'm too upset to be typing without typos.
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>>34951063
> How can someone expect to keep a friendship going after fucking someone else's boyfriend?
good riddance to Emma and Malcolm. I still don't understand what crosses people's mind when they do absurd stuff to a friend, that they've known for years and to then expect the friendship to continue... some people are fucking stupid cunts.
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how do I deal with having a small penis? It's literally 2 inches when erect.
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You're lying, post pic.
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>>34951018
At this point you should become a trap already, kek.
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You can dress up as Chitoge and suck on my fat willy, you qt.
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will somebody who hates traps tell me in an articulate way why I suffer from gender dysphoria? Why do I feel like a male?
I'm not just a girl who likes boy things, I don't like "boy things", I'm not gender-nonconforming, I'm not degenerate, I'm traditional and a hard worker, but I don't dislike women. Why am I like this?
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Do you feel like you were rejected by other females? Do you feel like guys would be more accepting of who you are as a person than women? Were you frequently rejected by men you wanted to date? Those might be possible reasons why you're experiencing gender dysphoria.
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>>34950628
they are just haters/angry nerds who actually have the audacity to call other people fags
like lol. no matter where you are, people are always trying to one up another person just like in school. it't no different from the classroom.
they care because they think it will make them cool or some shit but who the fuck honestly cares about the actual issues. nobody. they just like calling people fags and putting themselves on a pedestal.
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>>34950709
Guys and girls bullied me equally in school, I asked two people out and they both said yes but I was too inept for relationship.
>Meat Loaf - All Revved Up with No Place to Go
>Descendents - Suburban Home
>Steven Wright - Babies And Skiing
>Tom Petty & The Heartbeakers - Breakdown
>Dolly Parton - The Mystery of The Mystery
>Ramones - Ramona
>Elton John - I Think I'm Going To Kill Myself
>The Who - I've Had Enough
>Minor Threat - Salad Days
>Joni Mitchell - Court And Spark
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>>34950549
>Coldplay - What if
>Lost Prophets - Burn Burn
>Breaking Benjamin - Unknown Soldier
>Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
>Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
>The Academy Is.. - We've Got A Big Mess On Our Hands
> Nightwish - Amaranth
> Wild Nothing - Nocturne
> Muse - Hysteria
> Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
Well, I guess not all of them were shit, which is nice. I'd judge me too for half of them though, I need to rework the playlist a bit.
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>>34950636
>Lost Prophets
Megalolz
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> Brick + Mortar - Locked in a Cage
> Barenaked Ladies - Alcohol
> Built to Spill - Carry the Zero
> Mos Def - Ms. Fat Booty
> Elder - III
> Fugazi - Shut the Door
> Minor Threat - Small Man Big Mouth
> Black Market Karma - All these Things
> Fidlar - Wake Bake Skate
> Dope D.O.D - Pandora's Box
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Who here /not enough money/?
>Working full time at minimum wage
>barely able to pay the bills
>no money left over each month
What do I do guys? I'm not trying to bank ultra hard but I just want a safety buffer of around 200 each month. What should I do?
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>>34950466
Move back home.
Nice dubs.
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>>34950479
I can't move back the parents are abusive
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>>34950479
This. Living at home is the only way I'm staying afloat. I even have a buffer of $750. Probably $1400 ish now, as I got paid today. I be in debt if I lived alone.
If you can't,move back home, get a roommate or two.
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This guy ate two fucking big macs on the video. Why is it so hard for you fatasses to lose weight?
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>>34950437
>Implying that two big macs is a lot of food
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>>34950719
For lunch it is, also he got himself some fries.
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>>34950719
He's obese so he should be eating light.
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how do you guys build up the courage to being suicidal? always see robots posting stories of failed an hero attempts and I'm definitely at that point, yet i feel no desire to end it all. how did you guys talk yourselves into it?
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>>34950412
Do you ever feel like it would be better if you were hit by a car or suddenly died in your sleep instead?
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>>34950412
well bro there are probably /exrobots/ here that are already dead.
sadly we can't ask the exrobots since they're fucking dead, but I'd say it took extreme balls.
I'm raising 3k so I can go to switzerland and kill myself.
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>>34950412
How did you talk yourself into tolerating this insanity?
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My mom bought me this box of instant oatmeal and there are 40 packets in here!! It was only $15.94!!
how did i not know about this earlier? why is oatmeal so cheap??
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Tips:
-the packages have a plastic lining in the inside so you can pour water/milk in it and use it as a measuring cup
-stir the oatmeal and liquid before microwaving it so it comes out thick and fluffy
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>>34950388
>oatmeal so cheap?
It's what they feed filthy animals