>tfw no dogkin bf who'd let you walk him to the dog park on a leash
>tfw no tomoko poster impostor bf
>>38677573
matchmaker in the house
>>38677206
Will this OP ever get a bf?
Or is je just seeking for attention?
More in the next episode of: /r9k/ tomoko chronicles
i hate women because i usually try to date within my looks range or below, and i'm still never good enough. I'm not a Chad, but i wouldn't say i'm bad looking. i have redeeming qualities like tall height and pretty eyes. I'd say i'm average, but i don't really look average. i look unique, never saw anyone who looked similar to me. I've gone on dates with girls definitely in my league or below who acted like they didn't even want to be there. as if they were doing it for charity or their mom forced them to or else they wouldn't be allowed to go to prom with Chad or something.
i often stalk girls who ghosted me on social media, just to see what they're after, and more often than not, they always get in a relationship with a guy who's WAY prettier than them, a guy who could date a stacy if he wanted.
that's why i hate women.
It just means you have shit character and personality and who you are is terrible
>>38678042
Maybe because i'm dead inside from all the rejection
>>38677566
Your post makes you sound coherent enough, but:
>I've gone on dates with girls definitely in my league or below who acted like they didn't even want to be there.
Sorry to break it to you but either you're not attractive, you have shit small-talking skills, or a shit personality. Or a combination.
I've only had one GF ever. She came onto me at a house party and we dated for almost a year. Only girl I've ever fucked. She couldn't believe I was a virgin.
But to make you feel better, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20. Missed out on all the prime teenage pussy despite having girls interested in me in high school (I was a pussy at making a move and they grew disinterested). I'm now 23, balding, and going back to uni. I don't expect pussy. I just want to make a fuck ton of money. But it'd be different if I was still a virgin.
I dunno man.
>ripped my shirt off of my body
>broke my fan
>shattered window
>destroyed 3 games I bought for 40-60$
All in one autistic fit. Over a videogame. There's no reason for a bag of shit like me to live.
>>38677556
ayyy, I also have anger issue. This suck.
>>38677556
What set you off?
>>38677556
You're right. KYS. [originallyKYS]
this sick girl looks a million times better than me when I'm at my best, how to cope?
>sick
shes wearing makeup, her hair is clean and styled and her skin looks fake-tanned if not airbrushed.you may be ugly butdont compare yourself to this girl anon
>>38677549
by being my gf
you should probably get sick
>live in rural area
>upstate ny no less
>literally the most boring shit on the face of the earth
literally nothing but grumpy old people and shit weather in the middle of nothing and rednecks lots and lots of southern type rednecks
>>38677533
NYCfag here. What the fuck do you do for fun out there? I've been forced up there for retreats and the like and the people there are country rubes.
>>38677559
literally nothing its 2 hours for a mall and 6 hour drive for an amusement park i wish i lived in the city or just miami or la or something
>>38677533
>upstate ny no less
I live there too, anon. Although I might as well not, since I very rarely leave the immediate vicinity of my house.
>>38677559
>What the fuck do you do for fun out there?
Socially? I have no clue. I mostly just play vidya and watch anime, but the video games have become less fun lately.
>tfw unemployed for almost a month now after being fired from call center because I was too focused on solving the customer's issues and not providing them with their idea of a customer experience (talking about their day instead of solving their problem)
>only working there 6 weeks
>tfw school starts in a month
Wh-what's a good/easy part-time job for a robot that doesn't require me to hold a conversation?
You could get into being a typist.
All the comforts of being in front of a computer without the people. Data handling is pretty simple, but strenuous
Ideal job is a mailman. Get paid to walk around and not talking to people. great benefits, decent pay, and it's impossible to be fired
>>38677501
hotel front desk work.
yes you talk to a lot of people but you say the same script and no one wants to chat much. At worst you give them local recommendations and thats it. Bonus is that there is usually downtime during slow non summer times for homework.
>be 27-year old virgin me
>get job in education in desperate attempt of reliving wasted youth
>identify alpha teenage girls I never had chance with in high school
>secretly record conversations I have with them
>listen to recordings every night as I drift to sleep pretending it's teenage me being emotionally intimate with these girls
>cry when I realize this is the closest I'll get to intimacy with another pure human being
jesus christ. kill yourself but kill me first please.
>>38677488
Wut da fuc
This. This is why I come here. No matter how fucked I feel my life is, OP will always prove to me that there's someone lesser.
This might be the wrong subreddit, but how do you find meaning in your life?
>>38677403
xD lol Op I am le reddit too amirite?
here is my user id xD so we can rub our flaccid dicks hehe :3
>/u/ OPisaniggerfaggot
>>38677460
>he tries so hard not to be reddit he becomes reddit
wew
There is no meaning to life *burp* we are all sacks of shit *belch* god isnt real.
Any Yume Nikki fans here? I've always wanted to discuss the game with people but Uboachan is dead
I've heard about it. Tell me about it, anon. Doesn't it have something to do with dreams?
>>38678780
It's name is literally "Dream Diary", so I'd imagine it does.
>>38677395
Played it a long time ago. If you haven't tried, .flow is a more gruesome fan-made game inspired on yume nikki.
How are you going through the day, alongside normies, knowing you are browsing 4chan?
This is basically a battalion of the weirdest bunch of fucks around. Here from 07.
>feels weird?
90% normies here
>>38677411
can you prove it?
oregano
Site is shit now. Nowhere else to go though.
how can i make friends? i don't even have online friends like most of you, that's how i bad i am
Start doing drugs. My dealer wants to hang out with me almost every day. I'm even going to a party on Saturday.
If you're not a filthy degenerate like me, go to your local community centre and play a sport.
Me neither. That's why I started coming here. Can we make friends here?
>>38677300
Go to the psychological issues thread when it's up, they're like a support group.
Who else here has completely renounced society?
>late 20s
>jobless
>forced into the degree meme
>realized I dislike "my" field
>see no value in le marry and start a family :) meme
>parents are old and seem to either not caring about or in denial
>literally would be all day inside house without going outside if I could
I honestly see no value of any kind in modern "life" and society. Even if I fucked up I honestly see no reason to try and be part of it. I feel like society today is a retarded competition of baseless garbage with no real goal.
>inb4 kys
Suicide seems pointless.
>>literally would be all day inside house without going outside if I could
If you end up dropping out of society like this, I can show you your future.
>>38677269
Also this one will apply
>>38677206
>Nihilism
Ya what ever faggot, why don't you take your shit tier philosophy over to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/
>first day of summer holidays
>twin sister barges in your room waking you up at 11.30am
>"anon anon, lets do stuff together!"
>"ugh, but I'm tired"
>she jumps on your bed to wake you
>"lets go to the mall today!"
>pushes younger covers off
>jumping up on down on you on her knees on the bed
>she doesn't realise you have morning wood
>boner accidentally pokes out of panama pants
>slips along her upper thigh
>her boyshorts and panties are pushed to one side cause they're ruffled up from jumping
>all in the span of a second your boner slides all the way up into her vagina as she slides down on it
>both our faces suddenly turn to horrified shock
>"anon... did you just..."
>she placed her hand on my chest to try to push herself off me
>she makes a moaning sound as she slides upwards
>slips and comes back down again
>she leans forward her face inches away from mine and again tries to push herself off
>I involuntarily buck my thighs
>"nngh, what are you doing sis?"
>"anon... I.."
>she starts sliding up and down
>starts to go faster
>she's riding me in orgasmic throttle
>I can't hold it any longer and release my splooge everywhere inside her
>she collapses on the bed next to me and giggles, kissing me on the cheek
>"when do you want to go the mall, anon?"
>>38677178
I love it write more.
>>38677178
>>twin sister barges in your room waking you up at 11.30am
Stoped right there, cant read this shit, i wake up between 4-6am every day.
>>38677462
>i wake up between 4-6am every day.
get the fuck out of here wagecuck normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i see a lot of asian girls and white girls posted on this board but do y'all fellow robots ever branch out to other races? why limit yourself to like two
I have a weird thing for curry Indians girls. Northern ones, obviously.
Some black girl was here a while ago and asked the same question. They were jumped by the hoardes of closet racists from pol. r9k isn't accepting to anyone outside their precious bubble.
>inb4 crying
>>38677174
I'm a fan of Latinas and on occasion light skinned black girls
DEJA VU,
It's like i've been in this place before...
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go!
My legs are broken
>>38677158
Should I keep on reading initial d?
I only have avague idea of whats going on during races because I don't know shit about cars but I liked the characters and the art is nice.
I just got to the part where they graduate highschool.