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yes I know this feels.

>>36969999
I don't know that feel currently, but I know someone who knows that feel.
I don't want to remember that feel.

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>>36970084
It's a really bad feeling feel

>>36969992

KETCHUP MASTER RACE REPORTING

Ketchup, mustard, pickles, those crispy onion thingies = foodgasm

The only thing I put on my hotdog is my own spit ;^)

>>36969992
I only put Ketchup on my hot dog.

The Bible is an interesting read if you familiarize yourself with the history of that time era. It also helps to read some annotated notes or get an edition of bible that's meant for studying rather than preaching.

>>36969975
that says the "bibble"

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>>36969975
read the bible?

That's like saying "read the expanded universe of Star Wars". It's all a confusing mess.

I will say this though. The new testament letters did a fantastic job of establishing civilization and reducing the impact of religion.

>>36969929
>If you had an account with a username people would start recognizing you and you'd feel like you are being seen
Exactly.

>>36969955
Do you not want to be seen, anon? That's sad.

>>36969995
I would like to be seen if people would like to see me. But it's been made very clear that they don't.

Having sex or being a relationship doesn't make a person a normie. If you lower your standards, get a job, and learn to be sociable you'll find a woman willing to have sex with you. It doesn't mean you're no longer a robot.

>>36969948

You get two keks for the typical normie response.

I have a job, am as sociable as I can tolerate, and don't have high standards. Still a virgin. And yes, I do "approach" women.

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>>36969948

Literally the definition of a normie, but whatever. It's not like I would ever expect someone who would say something like that on here to understand.

Trying being a legitimately ugly, 5'6" manlet.

> Just get get fit, bro.

Ok, been working out for two years.

> Just be confident bro, it's a numbers game.

Two hundred rejections and counting.

> Just move out and leave your parents, bro.

Moved out at 18; have my own apartment.

> Just get a job and be a bit more sociable, bro.

I've never not had a job. I've never been a NEET.

I seriously wish you guys would hang yourselves. Like, please, literally neck yourself after you get off this board.

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>>36969905
Most video game devs are nu male faggots

>>36969968
Such punchable faces.

>robots
>being in any position to judge
I don't get it

>>36969810
>>extrovert girls want extrovert men
>>introvert girls want extrovert men

This isn't even completely true. I know girls that want a "cute introvert" bf but they still want to be the ones to be approached. I even explained to them how it easy it would be for them if they made the first move. But they still want the Hollywood lie: The guy has to get over his extreme shyness just for them.

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>men want extrovert girls
>men want introvert girls

>men want tall girls
>men want short girls

I want a quiet man who'll whip out his cock when I tell him to.

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Now that I have your attention I need to show you her true identity before you commit to giving your money.

>>36969794
This shit again? Do you have actual proof?

stop this shit
sage

What did I miss around here?

>>36969841
Only the realist feel of questioning op and being wrong.

That was a hard fucking thread.

>>36969714
proofs?

c:highland george

>>36969714
I seriously seriously doubt anyone blames you for what happened. You should see a psychiatrist to get that sorted out because it sounds like you blame yourself in some twisted way.

>>36969714
Sounds rough, OP. How notorious was he?

>>36969709
>hurr I'm going to San Jose
>hurr wtf is in San Jose

>>36969853
Are you autistic? Lots of people are attracted to a place and plan on going to that place, and ask for advice after they decide to go. I didn't claim to know everything about it but I do know enough to want to go there.
You have to adventure to learn about the world but I just am seeking some loose guidance from people who have been there before me.

>>36969709
Just sorrow and loneliness, anon

Just get a 2 bedroom apartment with 7 other people or live with your parents like the rest of us

>>36969703
did you live in your car, or in a box in someone's room?

>tfw living in LA but an autistic NEET virgin
>go outside
>200 homeless people beg me for money

>>36969666

>69
>69
>666

seems like you've been possessed by an evil sex demon that has caused you to commit sexual sins

your life will only go back to normal if you get dubs with an "I repent" post

>>36969666
>>36969666
I feel you, bro. My girls has been having health issues lately, so I couldn't smash regularly. I forgot how shitty it is to go without sex even for a week.

If I were you, I'd try to pull chicks from a popular bar or small club.

if you need to fuck that badly you need to get your priorities straight.

>>36969647
Livestream? ab

>>36969647
>I am tired of being poor
ok
>and not being able to afford a good car , a cutting edge smartphone and a 1080p/60FPS capable PC
faggot

>>36969647
Your full of shit op.

>>36969623
lol no. Biology dictates men are attracted to women with large breasts and hips because they're more fertile. Skinny women are basically men.

How are girls with no tits or ass feminine?
Soft + tits + ass + hips = perfect

> work hard to lose weight and get nice and skinny
> fall for the thicc meme
> losing the weight is even harder now

time to kms i guess