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why wont anybody hug me
can someone please hug me like aya did
please
i cant take it anymmore
theres nobody to care for me
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>>36202887
*wraps asshole around your mouth*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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i want a huggie so badd
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>>36202887
I'll hug you, anon. I'll give you a real original hug.

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*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

Oh hey there wagecuck. Halfway through the week, hopefully you don't have another breakdown before your designated recreational time at the end of the week.

Me? Well life isn't easy being a NEETgod, right now I'm stuck deciding what I'm going to do with all time today. Hey! Maybe you can help me choose! I've narrowed it down to a few options:

- Play a round of golf (beat my country clubs record last week!)
- Learn a new field of science
- Write and record a new symphony
- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend
- Take my Ferrari for a spin
- Or perhaps just chill out with a nice book

This will be the closest you get to actually being free, by living through me.

Heh, you think I forgot? Another day, another dollar.
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>>36202877
you know this is bait because a NEET wouldn't be able to afford all that shit
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>>36202924
>doesn't have to pay tax
>doesn't have to pay for gas, insurance, rent, car maintenence, food, etc
>keeps 100% of NEETbux
>poor

While I only make $1050 a fortnight with my NEETbux, I literally have more money spare than my neighbour who has a full time job, house and car since he has to waste his money on rent, travel and tax.
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>>36202877

hello my fellow neet

>>36202924

kys newfag

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How many people do you think are unironically paid to shill for Trump here?
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>>36202846
0, there are no shills here. People are just paranoid
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>>36202846
I think it's more likely that people are being paid to perpetuate the Pepe meme. Just keep spamming it constantly, doesn't matter if there are few replies, just keep posting them, keep coming up with new iterations, and then when you have something to really project, then you have a platform to change the meme to fit whatever idea you want to incept into the masses.
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>>36202846
Most likely 0, but there were prolly a lot of posters being paid to shill for Hillary. That wasn't secret information either. A Hillary super PAC literally paid people to "correct the record" on the internet.

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please. someone notice me. tell me you hate me, or love me, just help me prove my own existence.

i'm so damn tired of relying on my daydreams to help keep my dissipating sense of self. so tired of anime, porn, cartoons, books, fiction, just to feel emotions other than self-hate. even if other people hate me it's okay.

people hating me is better than losing my sense of being in this world. the feeling of it is close to death. both are bad this feeling is really bad.

please acknowledge me. I'm so desperate for attention I'm tired of escapism it can only get so far

I'm sorry for having shit social skills just someone acknowledge any traits I have whether good or bad as long as I can continue to affirm my existence
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>>36202791
You're alive man, start fucking living.


Summer is coming, get outside, leave this place nad never come back.
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you're an attention whore, feel anything yet?
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>>36202791
First business out of the way. Are you male or female?

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What do robots listen to these days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq_tDOFU5tY
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The same stuff I listened to in high school tbhonest
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SESH.

https://soundcloud.com/teamsesh/bones-takingoutthetrash

sad feels song
https://soundcloud.com/surrenderdorothymusic/surrenderdorothy-sometimesidontunderstand
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>>36202761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54UcDnKeGrg

pretty appropriate song for robots imho

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ROBOTS!!

LET'S HEAR YOU ROCK!!!

STEP UP TO THE MIC AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT TO SING!!
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>>36202614
Um, h-hello. Is this on?
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>>36202614
>*Plays mediocre bass line*
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I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE I KNOW
OF EVERYONE I SEE
ON THE STREET AND ON TV, YEAH
ON THE OTHER SIDE
ON THE OTHER SIDE
NOBODY IS WAITING FOR ME
ON THE OTHER SIDE

I HATE THEM ALL
I HATE THEM ALL
I HATE MYSELF
FOR HATING THEM
SO I DRINK SOME MORE
I'LL LOVE THEM ALL
I'LL DRINK EVEN MORE
I'LL HATE THEM EVEN MORE THAN I DID BEFORE

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> Pic related nigga.
The artist committed suicide on new years once Ciara disavowed the digital painting.
Have anything you'd like to share with the class?
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>>36202581
>Ciara disavowed the digital painting.
What do you mean?
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>>36202581
How do you know that?

oingoboingo
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>>36203450
thread bump I want to know more

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Stop idolising women
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>>36202576
Give me 3 reasons why and I will consider it
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>>36202576
Where's antifafu
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I really want to OP but i cant

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>women can't understand what it's like to have low self-est
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>those disgusting comments
what the fuck do orbiters get out of it? do they not comprehend the idiocy of it all? do they not feel pathetic?
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That's a 9/10 pornwhore. Plenty of uggo women out there who nobody gives a damn about
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>attention whoring this blatantly
Can we actually just fucking kill women?

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Does it ever suddenly hit you that this is it? This is your life. Not matter how much you want, you're not gonna be able to do it over. You're not gonna be able to get a restart and fix all the things you fucked up. It's just a one way street and all the despair is going to keep piling up until you reach that endless void.
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But death can be so much better, no one knows what happens after you die and you can enter a whole other realm of reality.

Elites know something, they're in occult's
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>>36202527
jokes on you anon, I am going to my 2D heaven and you can't stop me
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>>36202527
For that to be someones concern you must first see value in the importance of doing things

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>that kid who tried to attack you and stormed out of the room crying if you made fun of him
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>that kid who stormed out of the room crying the moment someone said the word "christian"
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>that kid who you couldn't talk to because they'd cry at almost everything
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That kid who reluctantly revealed his fetish to you. You thought u were fucked up but nope. Absurdity hits you full force and suddenly its hard to go outside because everyone is just meat wobbling around on bones and its too weird

>Elon shot down my idea again and told me I won't be invited to any more meetings if I keep bothering him with it
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>boss keeps giving me the worst shifts even though I'm the best worker. And the cute Stacy just slacks off all day.
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>>36202438
Is working at Tesla cool?
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>>36202807
I'm not too sure, I'm at SpaceX not Tesla. From what I hear from friends it's ok though.

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>morning, anon. wuts for breakfast?
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burnt salmon by the looks of it
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>>36202436
Omg that looks like actual roast beef god damn
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jesus fucking christ that has to be fake

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Well? Thoughts?
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>>36202396
that shade of brown is really unappealing and the transparency is making it look like it's stained or something
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>>36202396

Pale white girls are disgusting. They look unhealthy or dying. Like walking zombies.

Tan master race.
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>>36202637
>>36202544
literally all the things im into lololololololololololololol

thats human sexuality to you

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What did you have for dinner today robots?

Pic related, it's my meal from Costco.
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>>36202383
low quality bait

but why does american food look so tasteless
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>>36202409
pizza is italian
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>>36202383
What is the stuff on the right in the white container? My costco doesnt have that.

Also, you should eat more vegetables.


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