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You don't, you find a bf for that.

why would a girl want to do those things

and why would she want to do them with you

think, mcfly

Well you wont just find them as commonly as any other girls, try going to conventions and stuff where there are likely to be girls who play vidya

>>35978867

why are you being a creep

>>35978867
What's the fetish?

of course it's not original

>>35978867
I do this to every person i interact with. I must know everything about them.

I've been doing this for years. All I do is play video games and come here to pass the day.

>barely ever talk to anyone unless they need something from me
I used to desperately offer chips during lunch time or answers to homework/test in hopes of making friends.
I hope to die every single day. The only thing that's preventing me from offing myself is my little sister.

>>35978934
I don't wanna do this for years anon I'll drive myself even more insane... :^((((

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>>35978828
tfw my dad doesnt even care.

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he should have taught you social skills and set a good example by making and maintaining healthy relationships himself

>he's never seen you with a guy either

Horse shit

>>35978826
Beta provider so I can have sex. I've had prime teen pussy so I already know what it's like to have a girl find you attractive enough

You virgins make it sound like any women over 30 is no good. There are lots of wonderful loving women at that age, roastie or not. 30 year old women usually have jobs and are mature and know what they want

Beta provider but I'm not going to get emotionally invested, and treat our relationship as contractual

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>>35978791
show a pic of the soda faggot. It is the most clever Dr. Pepper off brand name of all time!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>35979050
Yes, it's The Fizzicist kroger brand

>>35979146
i find the kroger versions of dr. pepper to have an even stronger flavor than dr. pepper itself. what are your thoughts on the matter?

Anon, I'm so sorry you're going through this. You don't deserve to be mistreated. Is there any way that we can help you?

Post tits whore
Originalliu

Kill her by spiking her food/drinks.

post your pic

of course you wont, you're probably just as disgusting as the men you attract

you deserve to be alone

>no shy cute semi shut in bf who spends his free time working out or studying whom I can control and who has no friends besides me

>>35978838
This

You filthy rostie deserve all the shit coming to you.

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k. i brought my own gear.

I'm an autist but I picture this situation:
>the two guys never talked ot each other before
>a girl suddenly joins because anime XD
>all of a sudden both of them try to make a move but has to bear the other's existence
>both trying to show cool moves to girl
>girl leaves after 2 weeks
>guys never talk again to each other and also stop coming after a few weeks

I wonder if everybody in that pic is a virgin.

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picking up my suit from the tailor and grabbing a drink with friends after work

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>>35978654
NEETlord reporting in
I think I might make a big lasagne tonight so I can be well rested and fed before the next big week of lifting heavy

Tonight I think I'll game for a few hours and revel in the fact those poor RAGIE WAGIES are working to support my soon-to-be PR in the deadlift and squat, thanks wagies!

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>>35978654
Not wagie. Self-employed *YAWNNNN* Wagies, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.

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>>35978645
ok

for the pluggg

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damn r9k goin fst today holy cow

i just want some interinternet buddies

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here areal link since op dumbo

https://plug.dj/r9k
where does the time go

>>35978635
>implying she's ugly
>implying she would like me

because i gave up awhile ago

>>35978694
>implying she's not ugly
4/10 at best
>implying she would like me
just be a beta provider, they are always in demand by used up roasties

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the whole world is amerifeel you limey cocksucker

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we don't need a dedicated Amerifeel thread because all the non-Britfeel feel threads are already Amerifeel threads

OI THATS A RIGHT BLIMEY BOON OF A STIGGLY WICKY BLOKE THERE I DO SAY. YES INDEED GOD SAVE THE QUEEN INDEED. RIGHT-O, WOG THE FLIGGY YANKEES INDEED OR MY NAME AINT FUFFLEBOTTOM I SAY

>>35978581
But you are alone.

>>35978581
just be glad we did not have to deal with the normie boards

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>>35978608
No, because you're still here contaminating our board with your dating escapades and talks of friends and socializing garbage

He is known to frequent this board, women for asian men tinychat, and music uploading sites.

He looks familiar. I may have seen him on an r9k tinychat about 5 or so years ago.

>>35978630
he is a frequent of both the Tinychat habitat, and /r9k/ habitat. One of the most distinguished wild animals of those areas, in fact..