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Ok robots, I've finally done it. You all laughed at me, said I wouldn't achieve anything, and told me to commit suicide. But I have, in solitude, achieved something that most men can only dream of.

I have mastered the art of cumming twice.

Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking; no rest period is required. You will also be happy to know that there are no catches, only technique and self control.

If you wish to master the art of cum-fu, you must first understand the basic objective of the cum-fu method: The objective is to hold back some of your ejaculate, and also allow some to escape. There is a perfect balance that you will find with practice, but that's up to you.
It's all about timed muscle control and also self control. Your body WANTS to shoot out all of the cum, but you have to stop it. You have to defy your own body.
Pre-planning is important; meaning your muscles must be in the correct position shortly *before* your first climax, if that makes any sense.

Unfortunately, that's all I can tell you. The rest is up to you, young padawank. May the fourth be with you always.

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how are you supposd to listen to music that has titles that doesnt make sense? should you just focus on if you like the way it sounds or should you think about what the title means

here is an example of what i mean https://vektroid.bandcamp.com/track/gun-yolk

and is this "music"

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We lie to ourselves every day
>Pic related

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>uploading iphone pictures to computer
>looking at phone after shift+click moving all the photos from one of the files accessed through My Computer to a folder on the desktop
>the phone screen photos are doing some weird back and forth column dance
>unplug the iphone
>plug it back in
>go back to My Computer
>more memory on phone then before
did I lose a few photos? I can go through all the pictures on the computer but it's not like I remember them all, and could necessarily tell if a few got lost. i certainly lost them on the phone during this process because they got automatically deleted as I realized as I went along, but did they all safely transfer to the computer during that weird moment because unplugged it? would they still be on the phone and I need to upload them again? wat do?

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>Hold up, bitch my Rolex on fleek
>Hold up, bitch my diamonds on fleek
>Hold up, I got gold on my teeth>
>Hold up, you got Rainbow on your feet?
>Hold up, corny niggas don't impress me
>Hold up, never let a bitch dress me
>Hold up, can't no motherfuckin' judge check me
>Hold up, I don't give a fuck about no ring

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Do robots have a chance with average qts like this?

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>tfw be afraid of cuckolding
>always certain your gf will cheat on you with a chad some day
>tfw get first gf
>tfw you cucked someone....

I became my own nightmare and it felt good

What am I?

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reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>the clitoris has twice(2X!!) the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size

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Right now, I work a nice meaningless job all by myself, at night where no one bothers me whatsoever. I am frugal and make plenty of money to buy everything I need. I also don't keep women around. Anyway, kind of getting bored of it, I am applying for a better job right now and I think I'm going to work that one until I die. That should be nice. I'll go buy a house in some cheap area and use all my extra money to make it my fortress. Excessively large fence around my property, all sorts of emergency equipment and a generator. I always had this idea about installing my toilet so you need to climb a staircase to it lmao, like an actual throne, so I might do that too. A secret bookshelf hiding a room. Hire a maid too.

Should be nice. What are you guys looking forwards to?

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Even this board despice me .
Where the fuck do I belong?

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what's the furthest you ever got with a female.

I have only kissed and touched boobs :(

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>tfw this is what women think of you when you're nice to them

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Hey robots, what's the most robotic type of glasses, pic related are mine. Simple wire frame

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>parents kicked me out at the begging of the year
>go through some stuff I have at my current living place
>find the christmas gift I from my younger sister
>open it up
>it's a plate saying cutie pie with a cupcake on it
>always told my sister she's a cutie pie
>even if I'm an autistic sperg, she can come to me if she needs help with something, I will try my best
>start to laugh and tear up at the same time
I haven't felt anything besides dullness for so long, this is a confusing situation.

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FAILED NORMALFAG THREAD. CHADS FUCK OFF. ROBOTS CAN POST BUT JUST BE AWARE THAT THIS SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU.

Being a failed normalfag sucks worse than being a robot. We will discuss this.

Another topic for discussion will be ghosting. How girls never reject you, they just disappear. I myself have been ghosted for the third time this week. By a trap no less.