i tickle my mother sometimes bcs she annoys me.
You're gay anon , a fucking queer
>>38478680
nah i rly am not, i just tickel her bcs she annoys me man, shes rly fucking annoying so i cant hit her so i can tickle her. i hit her sometimes yes, but then she calls me crazy.
even thoug whats wrong with being a faggot, youre one and i cant say your wrong or anything.
>>38478509
like this?
https://youtu.be/Nu4IPIkw3j4
>tfw mom used scented fabric softener on my clothes again
What's wrong with that? I bet you have stinky BO and need it.
>mom applied the cum cleaner
>>38478455
Do your own laundry then, lazy ass
do you have friends anymore or not
>>38478410
>anymore
Never had any to begin with. Tried and failed. Too late in life to learn how so I've given up.
>gauges
>septum piercing
>>38478410
i dont see this one on kesenias tumblr, whered this come from?
Post your Tinder failures.
Previous thread: >>38441023
>>38478351
That's my convo. Is it really that bad or something? It seemed fine to me
>>38478447
Do you think Chad talks that way?
>>38478447
The way you typed beautiful is a little cringey.
I couldn't deal with a conversation of one word answers. I never bothered messaging back if a person just started with "Hey"
Well? What's your excuse you old ass broke niggas?
I'm not white and don't already come from money
>>38478371
Move to europe and you get free money up the ass boiiii. Especially with that color immunity. You can do literally whatever you want.
>>38478320
Rich kids born into money.
Going to a driving school tomorrow
Why cant my parents understand that I'm so retarded to drive a car ? also any tips ?
you can do it, I believe in you fellow anon. But you gotta do to
>>38478318
Are you THAT much more deficient than a 16 year old? You understand that they must undergo 9 years of frontal cortex development. Can you use at least 16/25 or 64% of the judgement of a full adult?
It's actually really easy dude, like playing videogames except you can die. Maybe you should ask your parents to teach you to drive so you're more comfortable.
I need help on how to 4chan. A newfag has arrived.
Summerfags.. It's the spawning season for themthe idea for a meme suddently appear
This thread is a good start.
1) lurk
2) repeat step one for 1000 hours
>That time I asked out my best friend of 13 year's mom
>She has been nice to me like a family friend since I was 10, went on vacations with them, house sat for them, etc
>She will probably never tell him because this was like a year and a half ago but I don't think she will forget this ever happened
>Permanently awkward around her forever
Why did I feel so brave that day bros? I thought maybe the prospect of some cock 30 years younger than her that she watched grow up would turn her on but in reality she's just a normal person without weird degenerate fetishesand probably a lesbian since she's a short haired gym teacher who divorced my friend's dad like 15 years ago and has never dated or remarried since at least that we know of
ask again she probably had time to think about it and wants your cock now
>tfw anything cringie you did was before social media
>tfw no-one remembers since you had to move around a lot
when the thought pops into my mind what i did i can just laugh at my retarded self
>>38478323
I've avoided her since then, but it's so fucking awkward now. We used to be on such good terms before I felt like I was her nephew or something. Now when I go to one of their family gatherings or something I don't know if she's told anyone or not and I don't know who's judging me. I don't know if she things I'm a disgusting creep, hyper desperate, or what.
The best case scenario is she doesn't think I'm creepy, desperate, and disgusting. Hopefully she just thinks I have a fetish for older women, which I do.
>>38478336
You can't escape all the cringy memories of things you did/said with your parents can you? I still remember when I was like 5 and had a fight with my male friend I told my dad he and I "broke up" and he had to explain to me the context of breaking up and why two male friends don't do it. Then we went inside and I watched a commercial for female menstrual pads and I told my dad I think I should have some so I never wet the bed again.
If you had empathy you would listen to all the people who tell you to kill yourself. But you have autism therefore you're incapable of empathy. As the old saying goes "do the world a favor".
how should I kill myself though?
>>38478232
OP's pic looks a lot like someone I know. Maybe it's just a common look in Italian men...
>people with empathy tell others to kill them selves
You're fucking retarded op
>look at my new tattoo anon haha
Wat do
>>38478087
The girl sucking off the horse should have a tattoo of herself sucking off a horse.
>>38478087
why, so fucking dumb
E-d-g-y! See, Rome, Caligula, et al. If you're a woman driven to such perversions, jks.
>hey anon you like video games don't you
>uh yeah
>you also play those shooter games right
how do you get out of this
>>38477975
By confirming or denying their assumption based on what you do?
>>38478237
Denying simple as had this happens to me a feed days ago and I just say not really
>>38477975
Well, do you play those shooter games?
Korean girl here. Why are Chinese men always such perfect gentlemen? Ever since I was young the most handsome, polite, funny, hilarious, kind, sweet, popular, smart, all-around hard working and excellent individuals would always like me. I was just curious why this was always a trend? Chinese men are all so polite and make great future husbands.
Was wondering why this is the case? :)
>>38477932
Because Chinese culture hasn't been fucked up by the Jews yet.
Chinese man here it's basically the exact opposite of how you say
you're either a retarded whore or some white larper either way kill yourself
>>38477932
How the hell should I know? I'm white.
Do you wipe your ass the normie way or the patrician way?
i don't need to wipe because i shit the patrician way
squatting
>>38477874
How do you wipe sitting down? That seems really impractical.
>>38477874
Wouldn't standing close your buttcheeks together and smoosh poo all around? sounds uncomfortable and messy.
Has anyone here tried to get laid using Seeking Arrangement *without* paying for anything? Or at least only paying for something small like a meal, promising an allowance, fucking, then ghosting the bitch.
>>38477865
so basically a cuck thread ?
Just find someone ugly to start off with and work your way up the high school chain.
Have a fwb, we fuck around for a few months pretty much every year for 4 years before shit falls apart. It's like a vicious cycle. Anyway, got her to blow me and actually let me jizz in her mouth (she hates jizz with a passion, if it's even on her tits so this was great) for a big mac from mcdonalds.
>>38477865
Nope but I've seen men get exposed for deception
So girls really care about bios?
A good writeup will make the difference between her swiping left or right.
Guy here.
It depends. All I did was post an unflattering photo of myself and a one liner and i got a few matches per day.
not really it's all about the pics