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CALLING ALL FEMBOTS 2017-04-05 06:05:44 Post No.36046151
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CALLING ALL FEMBOTS Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:05:44 Post No. 36046151 [Report] [View this topic]

>male robot talks about having a gf and getting laid
>people tell him to rightfully fuck off this board
>female "fembot" or trannie talks about having a bf and getting laid
>FUCKING NOTHING from the fembots
>male robots have to do Kami Sama's work and tell them to fuck off themselves
Not calling you guys roasties, yet I'd admit that I don't believe in the fembot philosophy.
We talk about what makes a robot countless times here, but this for you women. What the fuck what would make a fembot and why don't you guys call out what you would see as a fake "fembot" here?

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:07:23 Post No.36046176
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:07:23 Post No.36046176 [Report]

because fembots are inauthentic robots by birth, it's not their fault but they'll never be robots.

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Lol, your asking the women of this board to start catfighting.

I lub it. We should instill our robotic women with pride too.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:10:15 Post No.36046216
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>>36046176
I need to know makes a fembot anon.
Not sure if you saw it, but either yesterday or a few days ago some roastie who fucked Tyrone and had multiple friends was calling herself robotic since she had a slight quiet personality.
Pissed me off how no fucking fembots called her out on that. Is that non-fembot behavior? Who the fuck knows if they never describe what a fucking fembot is.

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2017-04-05 06:04:04 Post No.36046124
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:04:04 Post No. 36046124 [Report] [View this topic]

>watching porn
>the dog has a bigger dick than you

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:05:43 Post No.36046150
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>cat has new batch of kittens
>not a single one of them has white fur

HOW DID THESE MONGREL RACES GET IN HER!?

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:06:44 Post No.36046162
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>watching porn
>the girl has a bigger dick than you

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:13:49 Post No.36046273
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>>36046124
kekkkked'ed
~~really not even that fucking shit spelling was originial??~~

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:03:08 Post No. 36046109 [Report] [View this topic]

How did my ice do this

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:13:47 Post No.36046272
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>>36046109
hot ice passed by

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:44:18 Post No.36046860
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>>36046272
Funny
But seriously

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:45:31 Post No.36046885
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>>36046109
Did you have something leaking over it?

Anonymous
2017-04-05 06:01:18 Post No.36046074
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:01:18 Post No. 36046074 [Report] [View this topic]

Can guys smell it when a girl is on her period? I know dogs can smell it when I'm on mine, and I always wonder about men.

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:02:32 Post No.36046098
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:02:32 Post No.36046098 [Report]

You're not a girl. Girls don't make jokes about illegal immigrants or even care.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:04:13 Post No.36046127
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:04:13 Post No.36046127 [Report]

>>36046074
Yes sometimes. Get some dry feminine powder spray. Works like a charm

Anonymous 2017-04-05 06:09:17 Post No.36046198
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>>36046098
I'm pretty racist despite being a girl though. I like Asians but other than that most non-whites seem like garbage to me.

I don't talk about politics much irl though, it is weird for a girl to be super into the far right

Anonymous
2017-04-05 05:56:24 Post No.36045985
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:56:24 Post No. 36045985 [Report] [View this topic]

nobody can replace my friend
nobody can
i can never move on
my only friend left me because im trash and there's nothing to do
i have no purpose

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:57:10 Post No.36045999
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>>36045985
post your steam or discord then ill be your friend if you arent a normie

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:58:51 Post No.36046030
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>>36045985
aya is my friend not yours

aya hates you

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:58:58 Post No.36046032
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>>36045985
How many years did you know him?

Anonymous
2017-04-05 05:54:55 Post No.36045950
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:54:55 Post No. 36045950 [Report] [View this topic]

What age girls can I still have sex with and it be socially acceptable at 20?

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:56:03 Post No.36045979
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>>36045950
Half your age plus 7 is the standard rule that normans usually abide by

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:58:36 Post No.36046025
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>>36045979
I came here to post this
Carry on

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:59:16 Post No.36046038
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:59:16 Post No.36046038 [Report]

Don't listen to that guy, it's actually half your age minus 7 is the standard rule for social acceptable

Anonymous
2017-04-05 05:50:00 Post No.36045854
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:50:00 Post No. 36045854 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't even enjoy video games anymore, is there anything left for me in this world? Will i die here? On this board?

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:51:20 Post No.36045880
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>>36045854
Eventually you will. I too stopped finding video games and anime fun. I completely stopped playing and watching them and now I just spend all my time on /r9k/.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:52:34 Post No.36045906
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>>36045880
fuck glad to know im not the only one

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:54:03 Post No.36045930
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>>36045854
oh no, video games are the only good thing on earth! might as well kill yourself retard!

Anonymous
2017-04-05 05:49:00 Post No.36045828
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:49:00 Post No. 36045828 [Report] [View this topic]

If I get really buff and go to a convention, what are the odds I will be approached by cosplay women who wanna "share their interests" with me?

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:51:46 Post No.36045889
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>>36045828
1. women go to cons for attention, they have no interests there aside from that
b. you're a faggot, and see above

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>>36045889
>1.
>b.
Are you intentionally this retarded?

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:56:19 Post No.36045983
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>>36045942
you've been trickered, anon

Anonymous
Mommy thread 2017-04-05 05:48:31 Post No.36045812
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Mommy thread Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:48:31 Post No. 36045812 [Report] [View this topic]

>When mommy FINALLY goes black

Is there anything better than this?

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:50:53 Post No.36045870
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moms pussy belongs to sons cock not some dumb jungle bunny

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>>36045812
litterly the best thing that exists

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:52:01 Post No.36045894
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>>36045812
can I watch mom?

Anonymous
2017-04-05 05:46:57 Post No.36045791
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:46:57 Post No. 36045791 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw i remember "fake crying" in an attempt to get a girl to fuck me out of pity

it didn't work

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:48:10 Post No.36045807
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>>36045791
kek

ogingalo

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:49:52 Post No.36045851
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:49:52 Post No.36045851 [Report]

That's pathetic.

To be completely honest with you senpai baka

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:55:06 Post No.36045954
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Your fake crying has turned into real now.

Anonymous
2017-04-05 05:46:11 Post No.36045771
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:46:11 Post No. 36045771 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do Italians get so fucking defensive and emotional over food? You go to a Gordon Ramsay video about making pasta and look at the comments and you see "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MICHELIN STARS THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOK PASTA. I'M ITALIAN MY GRANDPA SHOWED ME, PASTA IS IN MY BLOOD, YOU COME TO ITALY I SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE PASTA"

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:48:40 Post No.36045818
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It's both a meme and a cultural thing, we're just half serious. Our cuisine is quite famous and widespread across the world so it's quite common to see bastardised versions of our dishes pretending to be real Italian food, which is if not disrespectful quite cringy (spaghetti with meatballs for example, or pizza with pineapples).

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:50:57 Post No.36045872
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>>36045771
They've perfected sexual forwardness now they focus on the culinary arts

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:51:53 Post No.36045892
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>>36045771
>Why do Italians get so fucking defensive and emotional over food?

its all they have

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:45:26 Post No. 36045755 [Report] [View this topic]

Holy fuck is there anything I can do to not be terribly nervous all the time that isnt:
>alcohol
>weed
>benzos

I feel like I can't even function anymore I'm a nervous wreck at work, I sweat, my heart feels like its going to burst, I have constant diarrhea, I might just need to kill myself.

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:49:19 Post No.36045836
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>>36045755
>>alcohol>weed>benzos
Here's your problem junkie, now go back to >>>/drugs/

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>>36045836
Are you retarded? I asked if there was anything else I could try. I haven't tried these things, I don't want to.

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>>36045836
Iearn how to read

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:41:45 Post No. 36045698 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw want to cut myself again but afraid of ending up in a psych ward

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:42:31 Post No.36045709
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Tell us what's happening in your life right now, Anon. What's up?

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>>36045709
I just got out of a psych ward but still feel like shit.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:45:51 Post No.36045767
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>>36045747
Just take a shower and take a nap. Relax.

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:41:32 Post No. 36045696 [Report] [View this topic]

Give me a (You) or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:43:29 Post No.36045724
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>>36045696
go fuck (you)rself

not original

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:44:09 Post No.36045735 [Report]

Fuck (You)

originaI

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:44:43 Post No.36045742
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>>36045696
You can only get (OP)'s, retard.

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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:40:48 Post No. 36045686 [Report] [View this topic]

>when you're walking behind someone who is smaller than you and you sense they think you might try to hurt them even though you're just on your way to get some milk

>when youre walking behind someone but faster than them so you begin to catch up with them and eventually you are exactly equal with them and then youre ahead of them and you speed up momentarily just to ensure the gap is secured

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>>36045686
>having to stand around like an autist in a public bathroom because there aren't any urinals to use that have a space between you and the other guy

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:48:47 Post No.36045821
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>>36045788

Why don't you use a stall?

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>>36045788
even at home i sit to piss
i stand when im in nature cause its fun but in bathrooms you get a seat, privacy, and some time to just unwind

i remember pissing at the urinal at a bar and this guy came in and hes like whoah look its the big dicks and i guess we did have above average cocks

it was fucking lame, cubicle forever after that, dont be talking about my dick like we're friends you fucking drunk fag

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