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>just found out i killed myself 3 years ago
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then how did you post this thread OP?
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>>35733850
I've been dead for 4 years. /r9k/ is hell.
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>>35733850
it'd be cool to set up a bot that shitpost on 4chan for years for you after you died. You'd have to pay for a bunch of 4chan passes though I guess
What do women think about while masturbating?
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>>35732174
mostly other girls I presume.
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>>35732181
WRONG
chad
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>>35732174
i just think of how good it feels
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>"We're a comfy discord server with friendly people!"
>has 3000+ neets with anime avatars and tons of moderators heavily supervising everyone like it's a daycare
>getting multiple pings from bots and autistic people in the hour I've been in here
I'm reminded again why I fucking hate Discord. Are there any actual good comfy servers? What kind of communities are you fellow robots in?
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>>35732143
Discord died the day they let Russians in.
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>>35732143
Just use IRC. It's Discord with an optional UI and more stuff.
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literally only normalfags use discord
don't bother. same with steam "power users". they're all normalfags.
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Manlet Depression Thread 2017-03-23 11:56:51 Post No.35732136
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It's not fair being invisible towards women.
It's not fair that nobody respects short people.
It's not fair that you are figuratively and literally looked down.
All because of this stupid genetic. Seriously wish short people were all shot down so shorties like me don't have to suffer. It's not fair.
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Yeah I want to fucking kill myself I'm 5'4 and I get pick on by girls whenever I try to talk/flirt with them
Recently I asked one I knew for a couple of time she said she really liked me but I was to short and that she was really sorry
I really think I'm gonna an hero
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>>35732136
>wish short people were all shot down
>not wishing you could wipe out all of humanity so everything would finally be fair
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It's the daily bitter virgin lanklet falseflagging thread. When will they learn?
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Worst things you done?
I'm not ugly, I just get intimidated by attractive females
Yesterday I hooked up with a girl off pof, she was ugly as sin, thank god I didn't lose my actual virginity but I made her give me a hand job
The Bitch had Fucked up hair like the exorcist she showed me her pussy and it had yeast
Her mouth was so dirty I couldn't let her suck me
She was fat and her ass was as flat as a table
After I came I immediately left
I turned around and the Bitch
Was having paranoid delusions, asking me if I was "David" I looked at her and told her I gotta go but she kept following me
This is public too , and she started crying
I felt so bad I went this low
I walked passed a bus stop and told her to wait for the bus
She sat down at the bus stop
And starred at me for ever
I have night meres that night I wish I never came into contact with her
Took a shower & still feel dirty as fuck
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>>35732111
ew normie
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>>35732111
You dumb faggot. You're supposed to get with average girls for practice, not literal bottom of the barrel tier beasts. Unless, of course, you too are extremely ugly and in bad shape.
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>>35732111
Had a right hearty kek at your tale mate. You've reached depths of degeneracy that I never will you brace soul
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Today is your lucky day.
A Magic Girlfriend fairy hands you a pamphlet (The Image) and tells you that if you pick ONE girl from it she will be your girlfriend forever unless you or her dies or explicitly said otherwise in her description.
Clarifications: The 4 girls with a rating will have a face/body that scientifically makes you feel that way relative to their rating.
For example the 5/10 will look like an average woman while the 8/10 will be quite above average.
Also the Trap is 100% passing body and voice wise (Cept for her feminine penis of course)
Bonus: If you roll dubs you must reply to your post with a negative you want to remove from her if you want to remove said negative.
If you roll trips the fair lets you pick a SECOND girlfriend who the first girlfriend will totally be fine with no matter what.
If you roll quads the fairy makes all the women 100% real and at your disposal as a full harem of GFs and they wont get jealous of eachother.
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>>35732077
QT Mage Girl, only with pros I like AND cons that aren't too terrible. Would have chill intellectual conversations and watch anime with.
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>>35732241
>Slight Lisp
Dropped my dude
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give me that fox gf
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Post your weird fetishes
>trap
>furry
>spitting on face/in the mouth
>choking
>light slapping
>gangbang
>doggystyle with foot on head
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>>>/d/
Oregano with Pizza
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I like smelling girls
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>>35731992
fapping to lewd comments on youtube, 4chan or the boorus
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What keeps you going /sci/?
This is not an /r9k/ >tfwnogf thread.
Really at some point your intelligence has to ruin everything you use to enjoy for you.
>Use to like video games
>It's just moving pixels across vectors.
>Use to enjoy fantasy novels / religion
>Impossible to escape into fantasy now, sperg out over every slight thing that violates the natural laws.
>Use to enjoy food
>It's all just calories and I just want to eat optimally.
>Was at a fancy restaurant a few days ago eating $30 shrimp scampi, tasted tasteless even though others said it was good.
>wanted to be eating oats with a protein shake instead.
>Use to love family/friends
>It's all just imprinting and serving self interests
>Incapable of loving anything anymore
>Use to want to be famous for discovering/inventing something
>Lack the political/financial power to have any effect on the world because I spent my life studying
>Humanity is a doomed species anyway
>If we don't destroy ourselves we will eventually replace ourselves with A.I.
>Even if we strike a balance the sun put a permanent expiration date on our universe and no way to escape it
>Even if we could the heat death of the universe is inevitable.
>Everything is ultimately pointless.
The only thing I have besides apathy is nostalgia for when I was a stupid kid unaware of anything.
How do you get up every morning and face the world with anything other then apathy?
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>yfw you realize you are a ghost stuck inside a meatcage with no chance of escape except death and then you realize it's a simulated universe inside another dimension on some fat guys computer and it just loops around like that through infinite
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Is this a fucking joke? I'm aware that porn is just pixels on a screen stimulating my photo-receptors causing my neurons to misfire triggering some genetically-encoded reproductive instincts, and it's also a gross misrepresentation of human relationships and mating behaviors and so on and so on, but I have zero problem fapping to it. I can't seem to stop enjoying junk food either because learning of its undesirable nutritional qualities has done little to change its interaction with my tastebuds.
If you're serious, I recommend you stay the fuck away from particle physics because serious contemplation will literally kill you.
More likely you're just going through a depressive phase. It happens to almost everyone, and I'm sorry to say your anhedonia doesn't have very much to do with your intelligence.
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>>35731951
>If you're serious, I recommend you stay the fuck away from particle physics because serious contemplation will literally kill you.
Its funny you would say that because I had a physics teacher in high school that introduced me to particle physics, and I have not been able to stop thinking about it to this day.
>I'm sorry to say your anhedonia doesn't have very much to do with your intelligence.
Everything I listed was gradual over the last year so maybe. I was going to work on my second book today and I though, it won't sell, and if it does I won't care so why bother.
Any time I do or think about anything it always comes back to, "it does not matter".
Face it /r9k/.
Women are the single most important thing in this world, and it's been like this for all of history.
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*Women(Male)
>FTFY
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>>35731947
Yes, we already know. Tell this to the normalfags that will bend over backwards just to deny this.
>>35731961
Just fucking die, asshole.
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Women are as important as semen.
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Fucking finally!
I'm not a virgin anymore.
The ol' in-out in-out actually feels really good espe because she's tight af.
I highly recommend it.
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Why cum on her pussy and not in it?
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Hope that bitch is on birth control unless you want elliot rodger/chris chan jr to be born.
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what does she do to get her pussy bald?
tfw insanely sensitive skin
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This shit brings my piss to a boil. You know there used to be a thing like idk. Having a relationship with no backwoods bullshit but I guess not in this day and age. This liberal mindset bullshit pisses me off. Fuck having a relationship or I'll just have a friend with benefits while I'm with a guy. I love my partner but I'll fuck the friend too. Stacy whore bullshit I swear
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>>35731916
What are you so angry about? In 90% of all cases, girls fall for their fling in fwb situations, anyway. Women suck at seperating sex and love.
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>>35731916
>if you cater to women and let women be vapid disgusting whores
>then they will proceed to be vapid disgusting whores
Who would've guessed?!
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>>35732172
>why so angry
>on a board full of angry virgin manchildren
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Would you let a androgynous, feminine acting cuteboy give you the succ Anon? It's not gay if they coarse you into it!
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>>35731846
Do I get superpowers?
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>>35731846
But Anon, I am gay!
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We seriously need to do something about the gayposters. They're raiding /r9k/ again.
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Is INTP truly the master race? Are you one, do you know one? Thoughts on this personality type?
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>>35731810
Only master race is extroverts, buddy.
Love,
A Stacey.
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>>35731836
there are no real stacies on r9k, next.
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>>35731810
tfw you can see the world for what it is
where my INTP boys at?
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why do people hide their love for thicc girls? you hear it online but i never see it online other than black and hispanic men
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>>35731794
Because to us "thicc" means
>a nice plump ass
>some juicy thighs
>good breast size
That is it.
To women "thicc" seems to mean
>I'm fat but don't consider myself fat
There is a disconnect between the two concepts.
Guys who are into thicc aren't into chubby. That is where most girls get it wrong.
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>>35731794
fuck off, leftisf cuck
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>>35731794
I don't know. Thicc girls and BBWs are god tier.
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What is the Final Solution to the female question?
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marriage and sex followed by child rearing
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Gynoids and Artificial wombs
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>>35731788
Treat them like men did in the past.