I don't understand why you guys constantly whine about being virgins, go do something about it. I bet you spend the majority of your day engaging in the same reclusive behaviour which prevents you from succeeding in life or finding a gf. Stop making excuses for yourself because that's the only thing holding you back.
The problem with most people here isn't that they are too reclusive or autistic, but rather that they always blame things under their control on something else.
>>34573227
I'll stop being a virgin in a month. But it's with a guy so who knows it that counts o 3o
>>34573227
fuck off with your thruths you fucking normie
kys
My vision is bright when I close my eyes...
>>34573168
Attempted to cross my eyes as much as possible while sticking my tongue out to see if I can see it. Shits impossible.
>>34573168
I had to spit while I was outside and I accidentally got it on my hoodie
>>34573190
Made me do it...
What kind of tanks do girls like? Tell us your favourite tank fembots.
>>34573095
girls don't like anything cool
>>34573095
My bf drives an m1 abrahams or something in the army. So I guess that's my favorite lol
>>34573216
stug lyfe
Be a girl
>"A guy needs to be at least 6 feet tall with a 6 pack and make 6 figures and..."
>"You go girl you deserve it all you're so worth it"
Be a boy
>"I like girls that are in shape"
>"omg sexist asshole you should worship a girl no matter what size she is creep"
>>34573074
Just become a girl then. It's the best solution.
>>34573106
Trannies are not women
>>34573074
Only out-of-shape women think that.
>they were probably Chads before they were a meme
>>34572929
I heard that Junker annoyed them on the day of the British EU referendum.
>>34572929
daily reminder robo friendos
>>34572929
They are Bogads now.
Is 2007-era Krissy Stewart the epitome of the perfect girlfriendyou'll never have?
>>34572664
ew no? any era kristen stewart is whack
are you into sissy bois? she is a walking zombie not cute or femme
No sorry it's
1. Babs Palvin
2. Kristenfu around 2011-2012
3. Kristenfu around 2013-2014
>>34572714
>a drug addict Hungaric whore
>perfect gf
yeah go to bed kiddo
Whata fuck is this shit? How can you possibly post on this board when you have to check this tick you fuckin' hypocrites? And how nobody noticed this yet?
just say, do you even care??
>>34572632
No, you are not the first person to point this out.
>>34572632
>And how nobody noticed this yet?
It's already been talked about here when it was new.
you newfag
sage
>2017
>solving captchas
hahahaha you fucking poorfag nigger
im not even british and I'm making the thread because the old one looks full edition
first for old shit staying in old threads
>Our generation
>Ever being able to afford property
>Ever retiring
Good one.
> implying we don't get johnny foreigner to do our dirty work because they're so desperately want to be british
thanks pajeet, okolowube, or dudley canuck.
you've done your duty to the crown.
>someone posts an opinion that's verifiably wrong
>make a post that irrefutably proves that they're wrong
>they shift the discussion to something else or resort to attacking you instead
this shouldn't be as frustrating as it is. i dont have enough smug anime girls to deal with this bullshit
>arguing online
>arguing at all
no one ever changes their opinions after this shit. facts don't mean anything to people. it's all about feelings
it's enough to make a man mad
>post
>nobody gives shit
>feels like being autist
>tfw 12year olds have literally experienced more in life than me
>they have probably hugged girls and kissed them too.
>right now there is a 12year old chad somewhere who is having a perfect childhood with adventure, romance, good grades and a bright future.
>he is probably bullying robots right now as we speak.
Apparently this board is where you find fellow WTT NHK fans. Life sucks for everybody. You have avoided many mistakes and types of suffering that are common to other people. If you're going to dwell on the bad, maybe acknowledge the good while you're at it.
>>34572565
STOP IT WITH THIS FEEL
>>34572565
how old are you?
i ask because there might still be time :)
who's still in?
no fap was proven to be a meme, you may as well masturbate.
>>34572550
well I'll see because I'm not masturbating for the month
Even number and must masturbate
Uneven number and must not masturbate
Let the digits decide
>be me
>fit Chad on the outside, robotish on the inside
>batman obsessed
>recently divorced
>fucking chicks left and right but too autismo to have a relationship
>start seeing new grill 6/10, doesn't ever let me even hold her hand let alone kiss/fuck
>this gets me invested somehow
>love hanging out with her, we play magic together and she gets super competitive
>turns out she's a robot too, regular on r9k and adv
>spends the night, we finally mess around
>8/10 tits 2/10 hair 10/10 smile 10/10 personality
>watching some animu, I go to kiss her
>she resists at first but we kiss
>I feel her up and get her going hot, try to finger her. She stops me.
>I get frustrated because I don't know what she wants from me
>she apologizes and says she wants me to touch her
>won't let me lick her pussy because she's insecure about lips
>still fights me the whole way
>finally the big moment happens
>she fights me at first and I'm still confused
>I stop because I don't want to hurt her
>says she wants me to rape her, because she only likes sex like in hentai
>she only does sexual stuff in context of anime
>we fuck for a few weeks like this, borderline rape shit
>she loves it
>I'm weirdly uneasy about it all
>I want her and not some anime rape fetish every night
>I really like her in every way but sexually incompatible
>mfw fucking robot chicks is terrible
>mfw 4chan ruined my one shot at a decent relationship
Kris if you're reading this I'm sorry. We weren't sexually compatible. I still love you but I know I would have cheated on you eventually. I'm sorry.
What is 2/10 hair? What makes it so bad? Was she balding?
>>34572525
Never combed. I don't think she owned one. It was long, frizzy af and looked like it belonged to hagrid.
>A literal chad comes on here, defiles our robots, and then insults our kinks
This shit made me M O N D O mad
after years of thinking I was 5'10 i have just discovered i am in fact EVEN SHORTER at 5'9
my height is a joke, my life is a joke. i am a joke
Tall anon here. I would prefer being short, myself. You blend into crowds better if you're short, and it's easier to find clothes that fit well.
>>34572499
you fucking do not. fuck off. you take your height massively for granted
>w-waaaahh my height is inconvenient sometimes ;_;
fucking ungrateful tallfag
>>34572432
nothing wrong with a girl being 5'9 it's above average for girls anyways, be grateful for your height other girls would kill for it
How's your Youtube channel coming along robots?
You tell me nigger. I think I'm pretty close to making it.
>>34572332
okay when I upload which is rare
https://www.youtube.com/user/comicconreviews/
>>34572364
1 is better than none.
>>34572390
Are you making videos for fun?
>mfw girls message you first
who here no fake profile?
I thought tinder is dead in Germany?
Why are at least 2 out of the 4 conversations in English?
>>34572362
I live fairly close to the dutch border. While Tinder doesn't seem to be as popular in germany as LOVOO I still got a few whatsapp numbers from it and real dates.
>>34572278
I've got 10 matches in 4 days but only seem to bore the chicks since they stop responding.. what the tactic? straight to the dirty stuff? only done long-term relationships before so this is new to me