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Alright let's get this straight:
DOGE is pronounced DOAG, hard O/hard G/
Why?
It's based on a racist asian-accent reading of the world or on how a dog would read it's species' name (assuming it could). The dog would not end the word with -EE (this is the cute, delusional interpretation) and he would not end it with with a J/soft-JUH. He would read it as it is, DEE OH JEE. His inability to differentiate/understand vowels is why the O is the letter he pronounces harshly.
Or like i said, it's how a dumb japanese guy would say dog.
fuck it just pisses me off when people call him DOH-JUH, DAWJ, or DOAGEE. Disgusting,

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How do I screenshot on Snapchat without being detected

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>forced to work by family
>go to work
>you should talk more anon
>We are going to get you to talk more
>[person you knew in high school] said you were really quiet then too
>Well?
>Pretend to smile and just say yeah and let out a small laugh
>turn away and continue scream I wish I was fucking dead in my head

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This is an Asian faggot who resides on the Australia /r9k/ Discord. He is nicknamed Nisem. He also posts on /pol/ saying he is immigrating to China.

Fellow robots, this is what true autism looks like. This is a degenerate tranny sucking off a failed Chinese abortion who has a less than average dick, and is surrounded by faggots.

They are also Australian, which explains a lot about us. I do apologize, but we are normally good fellas.

Just wanted to share it.

(Oh, btw Roko and co, we have it downloaded, so no use deleting it)

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59329cfd2d6c9

Ha

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Why does reviewbrah wear suits everywhere?
Autism?

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Hey, /r9k/. I need genuine advice. I want to know how to not look like a white knight. You see, I have been texting this girl recently and I make small talk like what type of music she likes or what have you done. I want to be a little bit more easygoing and friendly. I want to be more confident and not come across as needy. Maybe a tiny bit abrasive. IDK, I just feel like I'm being too much of a nice guy. Also what qualifies as orbiting? As a younger guy, I need some advice as throughout high school, I had little experience with how to get with a girl, and a lot of my interactions came across as awkward even if they liked me. Should I worry about it or should I just let things flow naturally?
>inb4 not your personal blog, just need advice from people with more experience
>inb4 none of us have experience, somebody here has to out of many users.

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Help me robots. How do I get her in my arns tonight? I need female contact.

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Welp, i think i better post this here because there has to be some of you that relate.

>have 1 (one) friend i made in highschool
>hung out with him all the time
>thought that over the course of freshman year till now i made my first close friend
>be me now 23
>drive over to his house
>we hang out and talk about the past
>i buy some weed from him because he has a med card
>we go out to a local sandwhich shop to eat
>i sit outside after ordering
>he stays inside and talks to a group of chads inside
>the guys inside points to me and says
>"hey, isnt that your buddy right there?"
>my friend turns to look at me
>i clearly hear him say to the chad
>"no he isnt my friend."
>sit in stunned silence as they both continue to talk as they walk deeper into the store
>dont know what to do for a few minutes
>eventually get up a leave

My first mistake was thinking its good to go out, i should have stayed in my room and played vidya.
This is just soul crushing, i thought i had one person in this world i could share my feelings with and it was false all along.

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I had always thought that only 1% of men remained virgins by age 40.

But this new study, with a good sized sample and an average respondent age of 47, has male virginity spiking up to 14.4%.

Motherfucking 14.4%.

http://www.realclearscience.com/quick_and_clear_science/2017/07/24/how_we_have_sex_study_offers_glimpse_into_american_sex_lives.html

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>home on saturday
>bro and I playing vidya
>mum listening to radio and cooking din din
>dad comes out
>literally kicks door open
>reeks of alcohol
>bad day at work or something
>starts pummeling little bro
>tells him its his fault
>mum and I try to stop him
>dad backhands mum then shoves me
>eye first into coffee table corner
>crying and freaking out
>good time by owl city playing on radio
>mum divorces and dad offs himself
>somehow niggers us before he did it and we got nothing
>ended up having to sell everything and live in car for months
>never listen to radio again

https://youtu.be/x0XcOLuGkik

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Guys need help.My female cousin recently doesn't want to come out of her bedroom because of anxiety issues.She is considered a 8/10 by most normies and a shit ton of guys would fuck her.Why would she have anxiety?Anything i can to help? I am a neet but i have my own reasons to why i am one while she just is one because of meme anxiety so i am confused in how i am supposed to help.

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>Aahhhh fuck me harder white boy! Shoot your seminal reparations deep inside! Put a baby in my slave womb!
What do you do?????

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Okay what has happened. My friend (inb4 reeeee he has friends) is house sitting for one of his friend's relatives some wealthy people. Not due back home till tomorrow.

Tonight he invites me over because he feels lonely in this aesthetic house. I get there the place is opulent something you would see out of a fucking interior design magazine.

So we watch some shite on Netflix, drink beer and eat pizza, you know normie shit. We go to bed at 2:30ish(UK time). I get a shower because I feel like shit. I hear a car pull up to the drive.

My ass fell to the floor like a prolasped bodybuilder. I froze. It dawned on me. I am a naked 6ft, wet, bearded, heavy man, who looks like a hobo, standing (at this point) bollock naked in their bedroom.

The key turns. Shit shit shit!
Still standing there naked, frozen in autistic fear. My friend is in the bedroom at the back, I'm near the front entrance. Fuck!!!

Run to my phone, message my friend. No answer seconds feel like hours. They walked past the bedroom. My heart beat slowed down a bit. Hear them watching TV (its now 3:40am). Still in the bedroom but fully dressed on the made bed. Not wanting to get in out of awkwardness.

What do guys?

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who else /nofriends/?

I don't think I have had a friend since 3rd grade, which was over a decade ago. I dropped out in 4th to be homeschooled due to anxiety and other mental issues and lost all social skills. Now I can't even fucking talk to people and can't fit in most groups, even online.

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>Every woman that would show interest seems to be a liar or sociopath
>Wish I were either attracted to men or Aromantic
>Can't help but want a women that likely doesn't exist