HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
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>>38502273
>Jaba the Cuck
bruh
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Daily reminder. You live like a fat fuxmck and you will die alone a fat fuck. Come home robots. >>>/fit/
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>>38502273
Sum this up for me, friendo.
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Virgin here
How the fuck do you sexually beat a women? I see these sluts on Tumblr with gigantic bruises and cuts from being beaten, but they seem to enjoy it. Do you just start off beating them hard or just start small and build up with her consent. Any normies here have experience with this?
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>have no friends
>can't make friends without friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I did it again /r9k/
I went on normiebook to look around for fap material and now I feel pathetic looking at all these people from my high school career who have their lives together while I'm here fucking touching myself to lewd pictures of myself. I feel bitter and alone and sad.
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>>38358451
They call it "Fakebook" for a reason. Everybody there is fronting. The girls all try to look amazing, then after they log off, they have wine and popcorn for dinner in front of the TV.
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I hate everything that can make me money 2017-07-20 07:31:19 Post No.38502249
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I hate everything that can make me money
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>Going to CC currently
>Need to decide what I want to do with my life
>Actually enjoy studying... history, literature, and other similar topics; can write great papers on them
>The only times I think about killing myself or just drinking myself to oblivion is when doing STEM-related things, can barely do basic algebra and nearly failed chemistry back in high school; I despise both
>All the money's in programming, IT, and other tech stuff I'm too much of a brainlet to handle
>Can't handle the sustained socializing needed to network into jobs if you're not a brainiac with several scholarships
>Mom will let me live with her but only as long as long as I'm working or studying; NEEThood isn't an option
Do you guys have any advice?
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>>38502249
Start history Chanel on YouTube.
If you can realy make good history content you will probably make some bucks out of it
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>>38502249
Maybe look into Curatorships, Journalism, professional Writing. If not, you could take a higher apprenticeship (if its a thing where you live) if you have your A-levels and score a great paying trade job from there..
Also You could try the stock market (inb4 business is hard. It's easy to get into and you may have a knack for it) As a plus, you don't need to interact with anyone unless you become so successful that you become a key stakeholder in a massive company.
>>38502829
This is shit advice, sorry. Youtube will not give you anywhere near enough money for your effort even if you had 100,000+ subs, which almost all history channels don't get
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>>38502829
Didn't YouTube fuck the ad system and made it nearly impossible to make money off it unless you're bigger then some cable networks?
>>38503099
>A-Levels
I'm actually American. The Australian in the picture was just the first fitting image I found. I did take a business class and did relatively well in it so there's that.
Something I would like to do is maybe start a development company for Western-targeted visual novels: they're dirt cheap to make, can have the weeb elements stripped out (e.g. Steve Dikto-esque art and no high school setting.) Telltale proved that there are people willing to sacrifice gameplay for story.
Do you think alcohol helps you overcome your primal self-preservation instinct and makes suicide easier to do?
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>>38358432
why dont u just go see a hooker, steve?
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No, you fucking retard. It just makes you make stupid and rash decisions and reduces the voice in your head saying
>Maybe I shouldn't do this because of blah blah blah
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Are dog people furries? 2017-07-14 04:15:08 Post No.38358345
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Found this picture browsing, wondering if it's technically a furry. I consider it a dog person.
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100% furry
looking at that picture means you've just been yiffed
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Fuck I'm infected.
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Challenge: Have a more pathetic story than mine 2017-07-14 04:14:45 Post No.38358335
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Challenge: Have a more pathetic story than mine
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>virgin bisexual
>goes to Craigslist to look on casual encounters m4m
>send a few emails
>decide to check w4m for the lulz
>recent post from a woman saying she has plans for a fun day, but there's nothing sexual at all, provides a number
>text number, turns out it's a prostitute, gives me link to her website
>she has a first time special for only $26
>always told myself that I would only pay for sex at a time where I was extremely desperate
>decided this time was that time and it was super cheap so fuck it
>tried to use my internet detective skills to see if it was fake
>girl responds to my texts and snaps like a person and not at all like a bot
>site has a few fishy things but also seems high effort
>decide to go ahead and try it
>says she doesn't accept cash and payments must be online
>links to a camsite but gives detailed instructions
>supposed to make an account then pay the $26 then apply for special and book time
>I pay the money but it just gives me tokens and I don't see her account anywhere
>I ask her about it, she asks me my username
>I tell it to her and she acts like I should be able to see her specials page
>she says she'll look into it
>it's now a day later and she won't answer my texts or snaps
>none of the men I emailed respond either
>tfw I just payed for a prostitute and I didn't even get laid
I might be the most pathetic person alive. I challenge all of you to give a more pathetic story.
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C'mon I know you fuckers have more greentext stories.
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>friend of a friend falls hook line and sinker for an indian tech support scam
>he just gives me the computer and replaces it
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>>38358335
>Be me
>Chad Chadlington
>Come home from the club with a 10/10 and have to pity fuck her 9/10 friend aswell.
Is anyone more pathetic than me?
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Women should evolve so that they don't have any limbs. In the past they might have been necessary, but today society is rich enough that they don't really need to do anything to take care of themselves.
If might suck that they wouldn't then be able to do things like make you dinner or clean up the house, but when you reflect on how much evil in the world has been caused by the fact that women have limbs, its pretty clear that this would be a net positive.
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>the penis rug burn is back
Billions of women out there and I've no money for even a fleshlight.
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Post stories about fights you got in
>be me
>14
>hang out with one Mexican kid
>he acts gangster and sags
>tells me some kid is talking shit behind back
>begin to plan the fight
>training.avi
>realize how dumb this
>decide to completely confront the guy
>he's skinny as hell
>i am too
>he throws first punch
>I fall to floor surprised
> get up and swing at him
>hit
>he staggers back and i feel guilty
>decide to stop as teacher is coming by
>scatter.jpg
>later apologize and become good friends
One of the only good things to happen
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>talking with friend
>some stacy says something to me and I tell her to stfu
>she slowly walks over to me and pushes me out of my chair
>I get up and punch her in the stomach
>some chad starts getting in my face
>punch him in the face
>get suspended
>dad punches me in the face for punching a girl
>next day I get jumped
>day after that I see one of the guys that jumped me
>punch him in the face
>get jumped again
>next day the people that jumped me twice come up to me
>start talking shit
>I punch two of them in the face before they jump me again but this time its inside of the school so teachers break it up
>my dad has to come into the school at this point.
>he watches footage of it going down
>proud of me
>guys that jumped me get suspended
>when they come back they seem to respect me
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why do people talk in stereotypical manner? everyone has become a living meme
I can't handle it any more
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>Don't even have enough money to drown out the thought of not having enough money to pay this months bills
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>>38358207
Holy shit do I ever know that feel anon. I'd PayPal you booze money but
Have any of the women here ever been bullied before?
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Get the fuck out, you fucking shit eater. Kill yourself.
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>robot found the reggaeton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6wQOW9ihDA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArRm36Locz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoVCM5iUaL0
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