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because you have to retake your driving test.

Is it your first try? That's pretty normal.

>>38976374
You will succeed eventually

Literally only white shariah.

>>38976178
In describing her old boyfriend, the term douche comes to mind here.

>>38976179
Would sooner nuke Europe but let's start by nuking the middle east.

Losing it to a prostitute doesn't count.

>>38976176
That picture is so beautiful. I can't begin to comprehend how much I love that thing.

>>38976176
Being upset about being a virgin has almost nothing to do with being upset about not having had sex.
I know that sounds ridiculous when said like that, but it's true and it's why the normalfag """""advice""""" of just hiring a prostitute is fucking useless

The white race is dying son, you can't just ego out and fail your ancestors.

>>38976071
Thomas Jefferson is my ancestor.

Why would you want to curse the Earth with another generation of black baboons?

>be wagie
>wake up at 6 am
>resist urge to kms
>make hearty breakfast and coffee
>feel better ONCE I'VE HAD MY COFFEE
>go to the bus stop
>talk to the black people who are there
>go to work and write shit, talk with clients, eat lunch, zone out or read news for like five hours
>go home
>lay down for "just a minute"
>one hour later groggily cook dinner
>play vidya or go to band practice
>collapse in bed
>repeat

I'm secretly jealous of your life, NEET

>wake up around 8-9
>eat light breakfast
>go run 45-60 minutes
>shower
>play vidya/shitpost
>eat lunch while watching some TV show or anime
>go walk or bike for an hour or two
>shower
>play vidya/shitpost
>eat dinner
>more vidya/shitpost
>go sleep around midnight

>>38975928

>be a NEET
>shitpost all night or lately ive been watching brittany venti streams.
>go to bed at 2.30am or later
>sleep 12ish hours, wake up around 2pm
>have lunch with parents
>come home and go on the computer
>walk to the mall and have a coffee at 4.30
>back home, back on the computer, have a break for dinner
>repeat

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yes, that's it goyim... go get a job. it'll fix everything right up! i promise.

I've had a job for a decade

Nothing has improved

Being employed doesn't fix aspergers

>>38975872
How does mooching off of our taxes helps your problems?
>>38975885
I get that. But has NOT doing anything solve your problems? If you need good help, you do kinda have to go beyond you length to find the best hep you need to improve your social skills. Search up support groups within your area, go see therapy or a free Councillor at college. Take medication for it if you have to. Hell, maybe talk to some nice stranger once in a while.
Don't be afraid to look dumb either

>>38975795
Love is overrated, you just need companionship

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>>38975795
It's possible if you discover love for other things.

>>38975795
Life is inherently not worth living. Love just makes it more pathetic. Unrequited love makes it even more so.

Holy shit it's a plain gray jacket, man.
Clothes aren't going to make you feel any less autistic. Where whatever you want.

looks great anon

you should get it!

-cis femanon

>>38975801
Does it look autistic though? I just want to blend in.

I don't care faggoy go die already. Nobody will give a shit if you kill yourself.

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>>38975732
YOU can beat this man, I believe in you

I remember when I quit heroin and couldn't stop cumming. Every little tiny thing gave me an orgasm; getting up too quickly, bumping against something, dick rubbing on clothing, etc. It was weird and exhausting.
In what strange, unexpected ways has addiction and withdrawal affected your body?

Be as specific as possible.

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Tfw no sexy Russian landlord gf

Ask her out for a drink

>>38975543
She obviously wants to break it in.
Go for it, dude.

She's practically yours.

>>38975543
>shower/bath is completely fucked and leaking horribly
>been waiting over 4 months for landlord to hire a plumber
>he just keeps coming here himself and tightening the fittings
>it's literally worse off every time he "fixes" it
>won't reply to my texts asking him to hire a plumber
>HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO RAISE THE RENT PRICE
god i wish murder was legal

>>38975456
Shouldn't you actually feel validated, knowing that you are the one true robot?

>>38975473
No. I want to talk with people who are the same. I want to feel that i'm not the only failure, but it seems everyone pretends to be failures for whatever reason. I don't understand why people would even want to act like one and yet they do.

This place is a nu-b just deal with it.

this thread AGAIN? 500 replies werent enough?

>>38975374
What's your excuse anon?

I'd love to hear it.

>>38975393
no, fuck off. you already got hundreds of excuses, enough is enough.

Can someone post the picture of the small Wojak inside the larger Wojak's head, and he's operating the larger Wojak as if he were a mecha?

i know it's not that rare but i can't find it, can anyone post the picture of the thicc thinking emoji?

It's a war thunder / war hammer 40k meme of either two FW190s looking up to a TA152C-3 or the same thing but with mk108s

Because once you become a (((woman))) you may as well sell your (((pussy))) like one

>>38975218
They already make bad decisions, why not?

>>38975218
i wouldn't mind fucking a cute trap,unfortunately they don't exist outside of 4chan pics.

You should reveal at the end that it's actually a manifesto pretending to be an essay

As long as you don't deny that they are gay then go for it

>>38975200
I'm annoyed that traps are a thing.
Every season, more and more anime girls are lost to this strange form of fanservice.
Cute girl genocide is real.