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They like whatever the rest of their group likes.

>>37357611
Yes they do, but in an original way.

>>37357611
What do you mean "women"?
There are literally 1000 diffrent types of women in the world

>>37357370
I'm nothing and I could never be anything. Seems like I'm doing pretty fine.

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>>37357370
Jordan Peterson is so full of shit.
The dude literally reads books for fun, and he gets paid to do so.

There's nothing that can come from his mouth that can help me in my life.

>>37357370
It's like- my god- and no wonder

>>37357327
I feel you buddy. Let's be sad together

Could always kill yourself my nigga.

Sucks being slaves, creating wealth for the white fucks and still used as scapegoats when shit hits the fan.

tfw all the black heroes were killed by whites

They usually don't let you have your phone.. speaking from experience.

Seeing as you're using moccasins and short socks, im not surprised

>>37357044
Good luck anon, I hope they treat you well and you get better. Do you think they will let you shitpost from in there?

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how do i know this is really you

post something on your comment section so i know it's you

>>37356975
done fagg0t

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i'm pretty shy, what would you talk to me about if i added you

would you ask for nudes

Or you could leave the house and not be such a neckbeard loner? IDK just a thought.

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>>37356865
I'll second this. The stream of "I can't make eye contact or speak clearly enough to work at a real job" threads is kind of pathetic. I mean I have social issues too but you're never gonna overcome those if you don't put yourself out there. Just go in and stay true to yourself, because when you're real, there's no need to be nervous or self conscious or think about what you're doing, you won't be on your head too much, and people will like you.
The fact that so many males are withdrawing from such a basic adult task like socialization makes me wonder what the future will be like for our world. Say what you will about girls but we actually play through the pain more than you, at least when it comes to this.

Get a webcam OP, and spread that boipussy, from home or on the go

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thank you for reminding me of what I will never have

I thought this would be an outrage video. I'd be embarrassed to have a degenerate sister who got drunk in other people's houses.

>>37356985
ikr, he picked her at a gas station too with somebody with her. probably fucked her before he came

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>hooker stories
>Be me, approximately some length of time ago
>Girl rolls through town, has basically no reviews (but is on the screening site I use)
>Suss out that the menu includes CIM (cum in mouth). This is my minimum as I cannot cum if a condom is involved.
>Rates are alright. At the time I was a cheapskate so I only go for 30min
>Setup was relatively easy, we meet up at a hotel with no problems
>I knew going in that she was "new" at escorting, but her skills were top tier
>Apparently she escorted a few years back, also had a full-time escort friend who likely taught her the ropes
>Anyway, we make out for awhile and get in the 69 position. Her pussy is above average, petite, basically no smell.
>As she is blowing me, she tries to go too deep. Since we're body-to-body, I literally feel her stomach "burp" like she is going to hurl
>Fortunately, I don't get my lower body covered in puke.
>Decide to do DATY for awhile (dining at the Y, e.g. cunnilingus)
>While eating her snatch, she moans "fuck me" and such
>I tell her I'm no good with condoms in response, and she doesn't give much of a response back (was hoping for a "that's okay")
Later, I realized I should've tried to stick it in at this point.
>Its a 30min session, and at this point I convinced myself there will be no BBFS/CIP today (bareback full service/cum in pussy), so we go to my fall-back activity of BBBJ/CIM
>I enjoy her oral skills. In a neat quirk, she doesn't jerk you off to finish, she went all-oral while I came in her mouth with the force of 1,000 suns.
>She sucked a bit more and then kept jerking me. It was like the most intense tickling of my life.
>She then leaned over and spit the cum in my mouth (I asked for this in advance).
>We chat for a minute while I get dressed and thats it
>Later, she dropped off the map and hasn't done escorting much since

Pic: Unrelated local escort who I'd like to tap but she doesn't do the services I want

>>37356711
>Are you pretty much admitting defeat if you bang a hooker?
Yes and I'm pretty much at that point. I'm planning a trip to Nevada in the summer.

Have too much to lose to not do it where it's legal.

20 year old kissless virgin here

Seriously considering losing my virginity to a hooker by this point.

>inb4 someone says it's pathetic
I don't give a fuck, i'm fucking tired of being a virgin. I don't want to wait more years just to end up banging some disgusting landwhale.

I'm ugly as fuck, so i never had a girl in my entire life. No kiss, no date, no holding hands, fucking nothing.
My self esteem is basically 0 at this point. I refuse to lose my virginity to some ugly bitch just because i wasn't lucky and got bad genetics. I deserve to fuck a hot girl as much as anyone else.

She won't be some random crack whore on the streets. Where i live prostitution and brothels are legal, so i'll just walk in and i'll basically have an endless catalog of 10/10 clean beautiful girls to choose from. Isn't that amazing?

Being a virgin is a weight i can't bear carrying anymore. I seriously need to fuck a hot girl ASAP so i can get this over with. Afterwards i'll feel better about myself, and once i have realized women and sex aren't that important, i'll be able to focus on more important stuff in my life.

It will also be an accomplishment for myself, to be honest. I'll need 100 bucks to fuck the girl, but i also need a car to drive to the brothel, and i'm currently getting my driver license. I will also need to not be a pussy and just walk in and get a girl. I plan on getting drunk before entering so it will be a lot easier.

Did any of you guys here lose their virginity to a hooker? What was it like?

>And yes I just LOVE not being able to walk outside late or talk to strangers at a bar

just live in a state where you can have a CCW in a bar and keep your head on a swivel

honestly, in court i would imagine that a female involved in a defensive gun use would have a bit of an easier time than the average fella

i replied seriously to bait

It's also funny how they think we must be all 10/10 busty Stacies who can easily score some rich dude. It's like us average/ugg women don't exist.
I'm off men for good.

>>37356696
>sexually frustrated men

It's your fault they're frustrated, you dumb sack of shit. Have some consequences now.

>>37356589
Admit that you have a problem and go to rehabilitation

>>37356589
>What should I do guys

Fuck her

start gathering all the sources about how safe it is and the discriminatory practices that made and keep it illegal despite its safety. might soften the blow some

>>37356341
https://discord/[replace with period]gg/9pghzaD

This is the most active /r9k/ server

>>37356506
Tip of the fedora to you my man

>>37356583
I'm not joking. It has around 1k members.

>>37356314
>weeb
>gf
keep dreaming

women only pretend to like anime
sorry to burst your bubble

>>37356314
Why would you want a weeb gf? A chick who likes anime is good and all, but a weeb is too far gone.
"Hehe konichiwa rarw :3"

>>37356158
It's normal. Nobody wants to settle for practice gf material.

>b-but muh personality

you're just as deluded as them moron

Of course we know our unfulfilling lives and social ineptitude are the REAL reasons we don't have girlfriends. It's just easier to call women "Stacy"s and Roasties and blame them for only wanting CHAD. Then we can fool ourselves into thinking it's not our fault.

>>37356081
fembot here, pls be my bf

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>>37356099
GF?? I WANT GF I WANT GF I WAAANT

>>37356166
nice digits now show me that big picture of yours

>>37356021
I listen to video game tracks, things I saw in trailers or movies on repeat for days at a time. I've spent the past three days exclusively listening to.

Some random faggots "Dr Zaius" remix. From an old simpsons episode

A Hans moleman remix

and "dental plan"

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not as autistic as classical
>listening to multiple version of the same piece of music with exactly the same notes but played slightly differently
>it's a PIECE not a SONG freojhbriwljkn
>NO CLAPPING UNTIL THE VERY END just sit quietly and no coughing please
>generic titles for almost everything, most often genre+key+number eg. Symphony no. 5 in C minor or straight up number codes (k545, op. 111, d960)
>12 tone music

>>37356021
It is.
It shows that you only appreciate the feelings caused by the game, not the music on it's own.
Same goes for anime and movie soundtracks.