post your desktops lads
here's mine
>>35578430
this is mine nothing special
Xanax and weed feels so amazing
Its boring as fuck but i dont care because i have other shit open 90% of the time.
Post what's wrong with you and we'll determine who has it the worst
>Virgin
>Failed college twice
>Live with mommy wommy
>5.5 inch dick
>Psoriasis ON dick
>No friends online or offline (intense social phobia)
>Live a sedentary lifestyle. Mostly in my bed.
>Get winded from doing simple tasks like changing my shirt or getting up to unzip my backpack to get my homework out
>Set pathetic goals like "today I'll clip my toenails" in a feeble attempt to improve my life
>Every day I plan to wake up early and eat breakfast and excercise but always end up sleeping past 10
>So fucking tired every day
>Eat once or twice a day
>Incapable of making plans or prioritizing things
Inb4 it's all my fault. I know.
>>35578399
>tranny
>small dick
>fat
>no car
>basically no income
>substance abuse issues
>college dropout
>can't even kill myself
>>35578445
>tranny
>small dick
>fat
sounds like you have nothing to lose. Become a cam whore or try and do amateur porn or something. Go get your ass pounded by some fluffer for an hour or so, easy cash right there
>>35578399
>furfag
>crossdresser
>generally a fag in denial probably
>cannot get off without self strangulation anymore
>started cumming in my own mouth occasionally and swallowing
>shit interpersonal relationships for the most part
>nonexistent romantic life
>nonexistent self esteem and confidence
>scrawny
>bald
I am a college graduate who has money, a job and a rented apartment so maybe I don't win though.
I would rather Valve release Portal 3, over Half-life 3.
Women really aren't THAT bad after all t.b.h
>>35578325
People on /r9k/ deserve the shit lives they have
>>35578325
I honestly dont care about anyone's race or sexuality.
If you don't know your IQ, just say what you think it would be.
>My IQ is 109
where do you get your iq tested? is there a good/reliable site that's free?
more than anyone on this bored, thats 4 shure
Last time I tested my IQ was 152. It sucks because I constantly struggle to bridge the gap between how I think and how others do.
Retail Feels Thread
Advice Edition
Thanks for giving me the advice to get insoles for my boots, they're comfy af and now I think I can push more carts without getting any blisters anon.
The bottom of my feet always hurt and dr shills seems to make it worse. I wish I had comfy feet.
I'm going to work tomorrow after a week vacation I'm not ready to be abused by customers.
Lol at retail cucks
> work nightshift never see any coworkers
> work security shack at trucking company
> eat healthy snacks and watch youtube videos
> shitpost and take naps sometimes
> 15 bucks an hour
Who /comfyatwork/ here
hey cart pusher man. do you work at Home Depot?
>fapped to gay porn again
Can only get off to somnophilia and rape
>>35578040
>fapped to idea of raping my own mom again
I'm slipping
Pic related anon, pic related
What music player do you use, /r9k/?
>>35578033
Winamp.
Use to have fubar, then got a new pc and just went back to winamp.
I still use VLC as well despite also having MPC
vlc ofc
foobar ofc, what else would i use?
Are there any girls that are into ugly dumb boring submissive lazy shy depressed manchildren that play videogames all day and have no personality?
>>35577972
i am, anon! you shouldn't make yourself sound so negative, though. i'm sure you have positive qualities?
do you have a throwaway email?
>>35577972
It depends where do you live?
You know that no one forces you to come here right? If you dont like it, leave, instead of being a whiny little bitch and crying because people you dont like exist
Anybody care to hear the story of my life? It's fairly interesting
That's the thing though OP.
Nobody ever truly cares.
Why would they?
>>35577963
I mean I don't care but greentext it, we've got nothing better to do
Im down, I aint got shit going on right now.
Why do normies shame you for having sex with a fat girl?
>>35577946
Because pork isn't halal
>>35577946
>banging a skinny/attractive girl means higher status
guess what the opposite means
Has anyone else got their wallet stolen or lost?
The only thing I had was ten dollars and my state and college ID.
Should I be worried of identity theft? Should I file a police report? What should I do?
>>35577936
Report it you fucking retard, go to the police station and say you got your wallet stolen, they'll handle it from there.
You should file a police report if you were robbed.
if lost then just replace those IDs.
A nigger already bought malt liquor with your money
>tfw no one told me that getting a gf is basically a full time job
In addition to building wealth (working and investing money) I spend ALL my free time
>reading (build knowledge)
>arrange hang outs with friends (social skills)
>working out
>planning wardrobes
>trolling my multiple dating sites
>studying a foreign language (status)
>planning vacations (travel meme)
This takes up basically all my time. Is it even worth it
>complains about lack of freetime
>still has time to shitpost on 4chan
It's probably not worth the effort. You would find a way to be miserable even if you ever got into a relationship
>>35577899
Why are you on /r9k/? You are not a robot
>A-anon..... I don't know how to tell you this....... I cheated on you with Chad....... P-please forgive me....
>>35577823
Say I forgive her. After that cut all contact and ties and never see her again. If you stay with her she will subconsciously view it as permission to cheat again as long as she apologizes.
No
*transmutes her into a cube*
Pfft, Pitiful
>>35577823
>Ah, yeah sure. It happens to the best of us, haha!
Give me a summary of your current feels and situation.
>>35577753
I really, really want to die but I don't have the energy to kill myself.
Exhausted after work every day and just want a hafu gf to ease my pain
Recently found myself manhandled by a drunk woman and now go to bars, spending way too much money, looking to replicate the experience.
https://discord.gg/AP2jd8b
Join :3 everyone is welcome
>cat faces not being worthy of insta-perma-ban
>>35577757
Kon is not a good anime I prefer Lain bc I like romances
Do not join, it's literally Normieville in there.