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Does anyone actually care? It's funny to make fun of the stupid faggots who see the new Zelda game and start a crying fit over it still being patriarchal because Link still rescues the princess. That's all

>>34288523
Seems to me lots of people build their political engagement around important issues such as Anita Sarkeesian for example.

>>34288562
I guess some people do get worked up over it. Devil's advocate, it's probably more possible to make a change in the world (even if it's a useless change) by organizing to say "fuck you" to an industry trend by trying to hit them in the pocketbooks.

I don't think anyone would say it's more important than starving kids, but what the fuck can we do about starving kids? The world sucks and massively entrenched powers are trying to keep it the way it is. I don't blame people for getting defensive over their video games, as silly as it is.

>>34288473
>tfw just installed Call of Chernobyl with Arsenal Overhaul
>tfw I just BTFO'd a well-equipped bandit outpost with a sawed off shotgun
It's good to be back

>>34288524

Privyet, brother!
I'm up for chatting anytime.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chunkycrow

>>34288588
I'll add you sometime later, brother, as I'm away from my PC at the moment.
Expect tales of misery and suffering soon.

i notice i talk to myself by accident and can't stop

So couldn't a couple years of living a normal life just as easily fix it?

>>34288481
i notice that about myself too. Also my father does that. And my grandfather. And sister too. You can always hear some annoying mumbling and fragments of thought where i live.

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not a hobby

>>34288551
Sitting on your ass and killing yourself is not a hobby. A hobby is something productive. There is nothing productive about smoking.

>>34288602
Hobbies CAN be productive, but they can also just be something you do for fun. Most people would consider playing video games a hobby, but by your definition they aren't.

Choosing to not smoke is fine, but there's no need to be a pretentious cunt about it.

Get a better phone that allows you to block phone numbers

Nobody's ever asked for my phone number, huh. I can't imagine how this happens. What do you have in common that requires a phone number?

>>34288442
>Yeah I get asked for my number all the time, fucking normies am I right haha
>getting texted 20 times a day is so fucking annoying breh

Quit humblebragging you fucking faggot

Avoid talking about offensive topics? Don't talk about politics, religion, etc. Don't insult people (if someone smokes don't tell them smoking is bad for them and they should quit).

Make """small talk""" ask em how things are going, if they've seen any movies, other questions, and hopefully those answers will give you either more questions to ask or a something you both find interested in talking about.

same, someone please let me know too.

>>34288369
Alcohol works, just don't get completely smashed

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>>34288348
Trump is finally going to make America great again we did it boys.

>>34288461
No because when he's gone all the liberal celebrities are gonna be like "Wow, we were so strong we survived". They always make themselves victims.

>>34288461
no he's not

domo originato mr roboto

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>bought a vita at launch
biggest mistake in my life

>tfw no weed
i hate you op

Your not wrong OP vita is a failure, robots are failures match made in heaven

Worst piece of shit i ever bought

Vita AND Wii U is true robot territory

>>34288337
the greatest marketing campaign on earth. They made worthless rocks suddenly worth thousands just by marketing.

>>34288357
>>34288337
It's symbolic though I don't think too many people actually recognize the symbolism so much these days. Marriage is supposed to be for life so when a man would propose he would humble himself on one knee and present his woman with the invincible stone that represented eternity.

Plus they're cut to make them all twinkly.

I think cus of penguins.

And because they twinkle.

Why Elsa Jean perfect for shitposting?

I don't blame you. I'm too intelligent to settle for an ugly bitch just to get my dick wet. Let's go our separate ways in peace

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>>34288291
>to inteligent to be BLACKED

>>34288272
I would follow, but in the back of my head i would keep suspecting she's trying to make a fool out of me for some reason.

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>HAHA
>what did you think was going to happen white boi

>>34288309
She's black, so most likely she's leading you to a robbery.

>>34288263
have her wash me.
and proceed to do naughty things to her

>>34288263
Tell her to get the fuck out or I'm calling the police

>>34288263
walk away because I already have a belly gf

>robot
>chat

OK, Normies.

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Inauguration Day Schedule

>want to hang out and be comfy with fellow robots
>the board is flooded with trumptards today

sigh...

Nice work, op.

Keep it up.

That's some solid progress anon

I was about 275 at the beginning of 2016 and 225 by the end of it. My weight loss got sidetracked by knee surgery but I'm in recovery now and looking forward to get back to it. Down to 180 is my goal for 2017.

310 start
220 current
160 goal
5 months

I could defeat that child

I lack courage, but that child is certainly defeatable.

>>34288201
>>34288221
the child is just joking, why are you guys so mad?