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Why do you make this thread?

>>37994595
Does your asshole fill up with water when YOU go swimming, anon?

>>37994595
Do woman scrub the inside of their vagina when bathing/showering

>>37994567
Guess I should add that I still don't have a gf, my doink is unimpressive, and i'm still neurotic but hey i'm healthier

>>37994567
take your vegan meme somewhere else. Humans are omnivores. We eat meat and greens. Fuck you. Delete this threat.

>>37994614
Hmm..funny since we get sick as fuck eating even a "moderate" amount of meat...heart disease....diabetes.....you get nothing from meat that you don't get from plants..except cholesterol of course...you should just read up on it, it''s the healthest way to live. and honestly, the saving animals aspect is like...of third or fourth importance for me

>>37994564
go stare down the barrel of a gun.

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>>37994564
I'm not "mansplaining" or trying to discount how you feel or whatever - I'm offering a perspective that might help. Believe me - I know what it's like to dislike your body. I got zapped in Iraq and I've got some unsightly scars, and I sometimes struggle to accept that I'll never be as physically capable as I used to be. Fucking sucks sometimes.
Anyway...I wish I could let you into a man's head as he's falling in love with a woman. It's a process that's so alien, so strange, that I'm afraid you've got to experience it to believe it. But it's as real as death and taxes....
Sometimes, a guy will meet a gal and think nothing of it. Maybe she's a co-worker, classmate, or his buddy's friend. She gets mentally categorized as "Female, acquaintance, feelings neutral". Then, he gets to know her better. If they mesh personality-wise, something fascinating happens in the man's mind. He starts to notice things about her appearance - pleasant things. It starts small - one day he realizes he likes looking at the curve of her nose, or where her ear lobe meets her face.
It's nothing he can put his finger on or describe, really...just that looking at that part of her makes him feel good. He starts wanting to do that more. Then, he notices an expression she makes - could be her genuine belly-laugh, or the way she furrows her brow in concern - and he gets a little flutter in his chest.
They stay friendly for awhile, get to know each other better.

>>37994571
Don't be so hostile, cunt.

Take responsibility for your own fucking actions and stop blaming other people for your mistakes.

>pretend to blackmail qt internet friend
>practically ruin our friendship

>>37994484
Blackmail how?

>>37994452
look into lucid dreaming anon, with enough practice you could dream of her every night.

>with enough practice

I've heard failure results in sleep paralysis.

>>37994461
The dream yesterday was so intense I thought it was reality. Is that what you call a lucid dream ?

>>37994380
lol
It's literally immoral to have children. Parents are ALL selfish cunts.

>>37994380

>whenever I get depressed I go on a nice long jog and feel so much better!

>>37994380
>you don't want to get better
>You're not trying
>It's not that bad stop exaggerating

>>37994483
This

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>>37994309
Then, one day, she hugs him goodbye....and he can't stop thinking about it. He plays it over and over in his head - the feel of her breasts through two shirts, her arms around his back, her smell...he finds these little mental movies of her playing unbidden when he's driving somewhere, squeezing out his other usual daydreams.
Shortly thereafter, the guy realizes that whenever he looks at this woman, he feels good. He likes her lines, her curves, her sounds and smells...
It's like she's gradually turned from a black-and-white photo into a 3D color movie with surround-sound - a perfect movie that makes him feel good. He starts wondering what he can do to keep her around, to make her happy. He realizes that he likes looking at her more than any other human being in the world.
To him, she is perfect and beautiful.
A man in love with a woman doesn't see her objectively. There is a filter there, or some kind of participatory illusion. He does not see who you see in the mirror. He is seeing someone beautiful and perfect and sublime, and it's one of the most powerful things in his life.
Go watch a happy old couple that's been married for decades. Watch the man's eyes. Sure, he may appreciate some young woman's ass in yoga pants or whatever...but watch his eyes when he's looking at his spouse. If you're paying close enough attention, you can almost see the filter click on when his gaze settles on her. In that moment, he's not seeing the same frumpy empty-nester that you or I see - he's seeing something wonderful.

>>37994309
>>37994324
Doesn't it just make you feel all happy and warm, /r9k/?

sad. i want to be seen as i am, not as someones projection. the old man is probably thinking 'jesus i hate this bitch but shes been around almost as long as my arm'

Light skin and naturally dark hair with alternate makeup is best

>>37994285
basic goth bitch

>>37994276
Impressive. She looks crosseyed.

>>37994217
>new coworker in a different business unit
>she has a fresh face and lovely hair
>she gets a panicked look when I walk by looking for a different coworker
>hide in my office for the rest of the week

>new coworker
>already the oh so familiar poorly hidden look of disgust when talking to me
Why are the women so mean?

>>37994367
Are you uggo? Maybe you're uggo

>>37994207
For once in my life after hearing someone beat a dog, I actually feel relieved, little cunt got what was coming to him, probably should've just gotten rid of him though, it was his in nature just to fuck things up, should've just dropped him in the wild and be done with it

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>>37994207
I'm glad you did that anon, sometimes you just need to take justice into your own hands to protect yourself. Good job lad.

The dog is probably the one that killed your cat.
Dogs are horrible creatures, you did everyone a favor by killing it.

if dubs I get a gf
if singles I remain forever alone

>>37994206
Okay that's actually a really hot girl. Looks like a trap.

>>37994206
also sauce is Tsuruko on instagram

>>37994157
C. Take a shit on her chest

>>37994157
That thing has a penis. I've been fooled by r9k before, not this time.
Into the oven you go heathen

It's fucking 40 deg C you whore

You're an idiot if you think she isn't wearing makeup look at the inside of her lower eyelids. Black. Look at the darkness in the eye crease from the made up skin being pushed together.

>>37994137
>"Im a gamer gurrrrl! So hardcore xD!!"
>"See I love pokemon and TOTALLY rage at CoD and League"
>"my rank?..thats not important anon! just come watch me on twitch! oh heres my patreon too just in case hehe!"

where can I watch this cutie talk about Pokemon?

>he eats breakfast
breakfast time is for smoking and coffee only.
my first meal today was at 8pm.

>>37994140
eurocunt detected. Breakfast is based. Comfiest meal of the day. Specially if you don't have anything to do.

>>37994124
that's not breakfast food.
i usually just have coffee and a pastry

>>37994066
Lel originally

I like animals and this makes me happy

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>>37994066
3DPD eternally btfo.