>one shot at life
>born with an insatiable appetite
I often do wonder why some people struggle to eat enough food while others struggle not to overeat. You'd think such a basic urge would be more standard.
>tfw you didn't inherit your parents thin genes
if i moved to the desert, would i sweat more fat off since its so hot all the time?
What's your distribution of choice?
>>35370830
Ubuntu with kde
Debian or Arch. I'd honestly take the time to check out the trickier distros, if I had the time.
>>35370830
Debian, I use Gentoo on my main machine though
>tfw no squishy cushy belly gf
reaIistic standards
l fucking you guys, I didn't eat that fucking sandwich or the toilet thing either.
show me deh bellies
Post screenshots of last messages you had with someone of the opposite sex. here's mine to kick things off.
inb4 normie get out reee xd
>>35370741
preempting criticism doesn't negate it
I don't even know why I bother anymoreSAGE
>>35370741
It was a comments thread but here ya go.
Later on I actually found the location of the place I'm talking about (in front of some creepy fuckin' hotel). I said as much, and her response was simply "Ooo".
should have seen this coming desu, feel like shit
>Daddy, why do you always say mommy is trying to kill you? She died in 2013.
Hahahah. Good one. But seriously, help me.
GTA V CAME OUT THAT YEARRRR
> Being called Daddy
Disgusting.
sux to be so lonely you are willing out of desperation to be nice to someone who lied to you , cheated on you , treated you like dog shit until you left only to be blamed for the whole thing.... I just need to grow a spine I guess feelsbadman
You had someone to begin with.
You dont belong here
>>35370554
I know the feeling
It makes you wonder what's going on inside their head
>TFW you tried looking up the outcasts in your graduating class and you find out most are either minimum wage cucks or dead.
>mommy always said all the chads would be losers
>Chad: Making bank, completing adult milestones quickly, in shape, tons of friends
>>35370530
Honestly, this was the most horrible thing to deal with
>tfw middle school bully became a Chad throughout high school and is now going to coke-fuelled sex parties at Princeton while studying business
>you're at community college barely getting through with it
I want to die.
I graduated like 6 years ago and I check my graduating class's facebook page occasionally and it seems like NOBODY is doing great. Hell most people aren't even doing good.
>tfw saw reviewbrah irl
>didnt approach him cause im black
>feels bad man
>could have felt wors
I live in Florida. Every time I get a PubSub I hope to run into him.
>>35370471
>self hating black people
Grow some balls Tyrone.
You're lucky to be alive.
>get into bed
>the demons are back and they require a greater sacrifice
spoopy ooooo
>the demons are back and they require a greater sacrifice
hmmm
What was the first one?
>tfw you realize that everyone thinks of you as the ugly, annoying faggot that they laugh at when you're not there
>>35370400
yeah i recently found out this was me, even though i thought i was a fairly well liked member of my group
feels pretty bad lol
I know this was me, so I broke off contact with them. And I know me being the one to initiate it just burns them up inside because they're angry normies
>>35370400
Yeah OP some people are just designated to be that guy. I know I am and in the end I found it was better to just be alone even if that goes against nature.
>dog sits on my lap
>get a boner
>>35370357
>cumonculous sits on my lap
>get boner
what is wrong with me
>>35370357
Please tell me how to avoid this
>>35370357
>little boy sits on my lap
>get a boner
He felt so good tho
inb4 dxm
>>35370339
Does this really work? My brother takes it to go to sleep, but I've read that it gives you a good buzz/high after taking a bit, but then starts to make you hallucinate.
>>35370339
i like how psychedelic drugs are portrayed in the media as causing delusions and making you see things - while most of your average psychs are nothing like this
meanwhile a legal deliriant sold at every store and gas station for ~$5 has the power to make you have complex, "real" conversations with people who aren't there or make you see a swarm of spiders crawling on your walls
>>35370339
This shit sucks. It's just a 10 hour nightmare with a horrible hangover. DXM is the true robot drug (ROBO-tripping).
I had a class tonight and I'd say at least 70% of the females had a Starbucks with them. Why are they so sheepish and boring?
What you're asking is like asking why a frog behaves like it does, or why the wind blows as it does
It's their nature.
>>35370286
Because they're unique and different. They're not like all the other girls. They're individuals and extremely interesting.
I don't like Starbucks though...
Who else unfortunately a cut fag?
I just recently heard about manual foreskin restoration through stretching exercises and I'm giving it a shot.
Anyone else care to join? Post your penis today and every month we come back for another cock fest/progress report
>>35370263
why does everyone want an uncut ding dong going as far as stretching their skin? It doesn't make a difference really. nobody will see it anyway.
pic is mine but w/e
>>35370299
It's apparently most of the sensitivity and pleasure is. Reports include better sex for both men and women, most intense orgasms, etc.
Also notice how moist your head is, especially compared to mind. What I read says the head is supposed to be an internal gland protected my that mucus and what not. Circumcision leads to it being dried out and I imagine that decreases sensitivity as well.
It might also alleviate painful erections for some, which happens to me sometimes.
>>35370421
>Another one
I also notice that when I jerk off and use the foreskin I have for most of the work, it feels better/more intense than however I was retardedly doing it before.
Hey robots. I've been doing nofap for 29 days tomorrow is my 30th. I have had a slight boost in confidence and eye contact when talking to girls but other than that I honestly think it might just be placebo. I agree it increases testosterone but all these crazy improvements people say they get might just be bullshit. However this is just my experience and opinion. Have any of you guys tried or currently trying nofap? Tell me what you think about it and your experience this far.
after a month my chicken started looking like this
>no fap
>2017
it boggles my fucking mind how can people be this fucking retarded
is this just desperation?
do no porn instead you fucking moron so your brain chemistry gets fixed and you don't end up with prostate problems as a result of not ejsculating
Do nofap to get shit done, not because of women. Women don't give a shit about how longer you haven't gone without masturbating. Would you bang an ugly fat girl if she stopped masturbating?