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>Want a nice, cool refreshing beer after work
>County's dry on Sunday
>Have to resort to hard liquor from my stash
Literally why are there some counties dry on only Sunday? Either go all the way or don't.
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Why didn't you plan ahead and stock up prior? This onviously isn't your first rodeo you should know this by now anon-kun
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What a stupid law.
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>>35142267
I don't always know if I want a beer after work, or what kind. I usually only drink after a shitty day and having beer in the fridge is a temptation.
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>tfw no gf that would sing for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IYnRvfQkr0
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FUAAAAAAAARK
SSSSSSSERIOUSSSS UPLIFTING
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>>35141503
why not just sing to yourself, OP? that's what I do
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>>35141503
Singing gf is the only gf I'm willing to have. If you can't sing FUCK off please
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Rare Pepe found in a haunted castle
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>>35141371
this wojak appears only once every full moon
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>>35141402
>female cat wojak
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>mfw just took the pill
>mfw just realized spiders have the potential to be the most powerful creatures on Earth
Here's a quick rundown:
>a single strand of spider web has more potential energy than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki
>a properly scaled spider carapace could shield a nuclear blast
>a spider egg holds DNA equivalent to that of four humans combined
>spiders can survive under hundreds of atmospheres of pressure as well as function flawlessly in a vacuum
>Applecrosser spiders can produce gorgeous "emeralds" on their abdomens
>WindCurrent Spiders can craft wind-sailing "parachutes" which have allowed them to live for hundreds of millennia within Earth's ionosphere
>the Orange Magma Spider can survive in an environment as hot as 5,300 degrees F
>the Harjack Spider, using enough silk, can suffocate the average human infant in minutes
>the Viedant Spider can use an odd form of venom to inject new life into the corpse of a dead insect; currently being studied as a potential treatment for several forms of deadly cancer
>if kept safe, a spider could grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time
>in fact, in China, a collection of 'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago under the Zhou dynasty
>Harvard neurologists have discovered that an average spider's brain possesses a greater mental capacity than the world's most brilliant scientists
>if their brains didn't lack a cognitive lobe, they'd be more intelligent than Einstein
Take the arachnopill, robots. It's honestly the hardest pill to swallow, but what follows is truly inexplicable.
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But spiders are scary Anon.
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> t. totally not a spider
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Reminds me of the time I took 800mg of DPH and swam in an ocean of spiders for 3 hours.
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I don't like waking up. I love sleeping, but fear of the future and of tomorrow keeps me up until 4am-5am every night, even if I have class/work in mere hours the next day. Does anyone else feel this way?
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>>35141157
I have this feeling every single night. The thoughts of how much I want to go to sleep keep me awake sometimes.
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>>35141157
everyone knows that the nazis were pretty emo, nothing new
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>>35141269
I don't think it's the fact that he was Nazi, the quote itself is so human it touches the very emotion of depression itself
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>tfw accidentally clicked on /sp/ when I was trying to click on /h/
AAHAHHHHHHHHH I HATE SPORTS I FUCKING HATE SPORTS AND PEOPLE WHO ENJOY THEM
GET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN AHAHAHAHHHHHH
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>>35140913
>/pol/ is right below /r9k/
>the slightest imperfection in mouse movement takes you to stormfags
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>>35141100
get out of here worthless polphobe libshit
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>>35140913
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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Does Ulillillia know about 4chan?
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>>35140879
I would be surprised if he didn't.
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He used to be a tripfag on /v/ so I'd assume so
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>>35140991
I want him on r9k. What can we do?
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Pussy hats......
a real thing.
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>>35140668
i saw a pornvideo of a weebchick recently, she wore a black pussy hat with a cat face giving a blowjob. i dont think the hat itself is bad, it looks kind of cute and funny. its just a shame the sjw feminists are abusing it for disgusting purposes.
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>a day without a woman
So much good shit is going to happen in March I just want kangs month to be done with already.
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Dance with me alone in your rooms
Sick of the negative energy pouring out of the screen
youtube.com/watch?v=ElgWu34Xi2o
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groovy my man
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maxtacular dude
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every canadian should move to japan
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as a leaf, why?
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>>35140589
Everyone should move to Brazil!
Come to Brazil!
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>>35140589
Let me guess you are an English teacher who got citizenship through teaching "English" burnt the bridge behind you and now you are stuck there because Canada won't let you back in and Japan won't let you leave they are gonna work you to death bud fuckin sucks for you
gonna light a smok in your honor and laugh
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It's such a pain in the ass at this point that I'm skipping class two times a week just for the sake of avoiding the embarrassment.
Every time a girl gets close to me or I have to talk in front of an audience my face turns red.
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>>35140536
Ahh you sound like such a cutie! I bet you're blushing right now. I just want to come over there and cuddle with you, you cutie!
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I used to blush at everything but I smoked weed and calmed down
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>>35140536
you have no direct control of your blood vessels. i guess it is mostly a psychological problem. see a normal doctor about it anyways.
either that, or put on The Mask.
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EAT A MCWEENIE
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How does everyone I meet in my life consistently hate me
IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FUCKING FACE!?!
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>>35140590
AYO GANG GANG
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Fembots, I'm white. I want:
- A white girl.
- Who doesn't like non-white men.
However, I have dated non-white women in my past.
Does this make me a hypocrite?
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Yes, and also disgusting
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It makes you no better than the hoteps who say it's okay to use white women for sex but they'll only marry and have kids with a black woman.
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>>35142024
Exactly. There's no point in taking the moral high ground when shitskins are just going to do the opposite.
Fuck all the non-white women you want OP. Although I'm not a girl.
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Has any anon here ever gone to the big city without a fancy job? How'd you do it?
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i did it by enrolling in a big university in the city
the city part was honestly not a factor in my decision making
it's better if you go into these things without any expectations of what living in "the city" would be like
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Have tons of money
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>>35140554
Can't
What I do have is a very low standard for living
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In the upcoming week it will be march, 1/6th of 2017 has passed.
And once again I achieve nothing.
I don't know why I get my hopes up end of each year thinking "this will be the year I change. I will never change, I will always be the same
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ive actually achieved more in 2017 than the past 5 years combined
dont give up anon
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>>35140324
>tfw didn't run away to NYC
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>>35140324
do not have big expectations anon, make small steps towards a reasonable goal