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*blocks your path*
Hey, Twinkie, where you going?
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I'm not cute enough to be a twink.
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>>36547486
oh no what am I gonna do.
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>>36547486
I'm here to take my shirt back, now hand it over or prepare to fight!
signs he is a beta
>roots for the cops in cops vs criminal stories
>takes the pickles off a mcdonalds burger
>rather waits the whole day to get home to take a shit
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>>36547460
>takes the pickles off a mcdonalds burger
i REALLY FUCKING HATE those people
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>>36547854
pickles are fucking shit
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>>36547460
>he thinks those things are beta
Only a true beta would think that. No wonder you are looking for people to call what you are.
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Anybody else a virgin because they don't want to fuck fatties?
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>>36547364
>women are in the best shape of their lives
>refuse to have sex with them because they have too many sexual partners
>wake up and realize the competitive nature of it all
>decide not to be a player of this nonsensical rat race
>still doesn't change the fact im a virgin
F U C K
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I lost my virginity about four months ago because I wouldn't fuck fatties. Honestly give it a while you'll get some pussy.
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I fucked a fatty
actually multiple
shit personalities but dat ass and dem titties
I probably wouldn't again though
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WHY THE FUCK IS STACEY CORE SO FUCKING FEELS INDUCING?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKztreA6e7Y
>i don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
>on the internet waiting to say
>hi
;=;7
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>>36547331
>listening to this faggot music
embarrassing desu
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>>36547331
that sounds pretty bad desu
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>>36547331
stacey music is top tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlmp-uQMyDM
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Have a good day my fellow /r9k/ anons
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thanks buddy, i hope you have a good day too
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>>36547321
Thanks Apu. But it's evening already here.
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The same to you, fellow frogposter.
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I have rashes in my thigh areas and my GF doesn't suck my Dick due to this. How to I treat em?
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>>36547283
Bamp, kinda interested similar issue but no gf... I am over weight prob due to this.
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Find the other thread. The dick rash thread. I posted my recipe.
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>>36547392
Are you talking about this?
>Ouch.
>I can help you, no troll.
>Materials to buy:
>Cotton balls
>Hydrogen peroxide
>Caladryl (calamine lotion with a little hydrogen peroxide for cleaning)
>Cortizone-10 Psiorias
>What to do:
>Every morning after shower
>Soak cotton ball with hydrogen peroxide, wipe infected area thoroughly. It will sting but that's good, it's cleaning the wound.
>After hydrogen peroxide, rub generous amount of caladryl on wound.
>After caladryl, rub generous amount of cortisone-10 on wound.
>Let it dry for 10 minutes before putting clothes on.
>Do this daily for a month or less, until you heal completely.
>It will sting but it's cleaning it.
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Charlie Zelenoff
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Yo, Charlie Zelenoff.
You fucking bitch, I bet you're browsing this board, probably. Either that, or the fact you look like a guy who Google's his name several times per day, so hopefully when you type your name into Google, this post will show up on the small significance that is your life.
Fuck you, you cheap shotting lil ass bitch, You go all out in 5 seconds, then completely tire yourself out, then scream "time out" Just wanna let you know you're a massive pussy with serious fucking delusions of grandeur, Is that why you block all the comments on every single YouTube video you've ever made??
Fuck outta here with your 148 wins and zero knockouts SHITE.
All this punk does is go up to random gyms, picks out random guys and says "hey dude, let's spar" and then instead of sparing, he actually goes all out attempting to knock random untrained/novice fighters and sometimes trained professional fighters (then gets the shit kicked out of him, and somehow claims to be the winner???
Do you guys know about Floyd Mayweather the Boxer?, well this Charlie bitch asked his Father (Floyd sr) to spar, went all out, ran out the ring begging for time out (against a motherfucking 90 yearold) Then when Floyd Senior (the 90yearold man) was walking back to his corner, Charlie runs back into the ring and cheap shots the old man in the back of the fucking head... The video is on YouTube.
After that cheap shot, Floyd's entourage comes in and wipes the ring with Charlie.
Fuck you Charlie, I don't even fight but I'd wipe the fucking walls with your blood.
If there's a chance you see this here's my throwaway, cunt.
johnsmith123455 (at) mail.com
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>>36547264
>tfw I know exactly who you're talking about
He's a pussy
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>>36547264
YO were that hatred coming from! Chill nigga! He's just a troll.
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>>36547378
Actually?
Hahahahaha. Check out his YouTube man, how fucking delusional is this guy??
You totally get my anger/frustration
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ARTIFICIAL WOMBS ARE HERE
Anonymous
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BYE BYE ROASTIES
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>>36547130
It would be super expensive I imagine though.
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>>36547205
Yes but now that the technology has been developed, they can continue to improve it, make it cheaper and more efficient. Perhaps eventually becoming affordable.
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>>36547205
>not using the power of autism to make it a reality and become a billionaire from infertile normans
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One day you'll find the one.
They won't be perfect, but they'll be better than you ever imagined someone could be. They'll eclipse whatever or whoever has held your mind hostage so long. They'll fill in all the empty spaces you thought would remain forever vacant.
You'll look back on these weeks and years of cyniscsm and pessimism and laugh because you know it turned out all right in the end. You're only regret, if you have any, is that you didn't try to search out this person sooner. But even then, you won't really mind. You're with them now and that's all that matters.
You'll be happy, bot.
I know it.
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>>36547078
>manlet pepe getting a taller gf
Damn right she's better than he imagined he'd get.
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>>36547078
and you'll be superrich one day anon
sure
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>I know it.
kay, at least someone does.
However do not expect me to hold my breath for it, black/blue skin clashes with my eyecolor.
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>tfw when u download a rare pepe starter kit from reddit and its got a shitload of gay furry porn mixed into it
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leave now
originally of course
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>>36547003
send me the gay furry porn
orig4safe
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>>36547003
HAHAH you deserve this faggot!
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What's going on here? Which one of you is this?
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>>36546983
she looks kinda fat
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>>36547041
A bit chubby. What should I say
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>>36547206
Ask her about that weird cat/pig thing she is holding
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Thgere is no music thread
gimme a look into what you see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grx08ehxXMM
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As usual when I drink, I listen to a variety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUiZHt6sqg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFC7RBV-N4
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>>36546988
That was quick. I know you got some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4XsG0-YZM8
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>>36547080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw8YBfVq2jQ
they were right
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tell me anons, what keeps you going?
do you have goalsand dreams?
do you love someone?
are you afraid of killing yourself?
are you afraid of whatever is after death?
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I was raised in a poor household my whole life and while socially and emotionally I may be fucked, I am able to do what it takes to not get out of this poverty.
I just don't want to live my whole life miserable and hungry, stressing about making ends meet.
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>>36547057
so you'd say your ambitions drive you?
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>>36546929
>what keeps you going?
i don't have the means to kms properly
guns are more illegal than witchcraft in the middle ages
im too afraid that hanging would fail miserably and i end up as a drooling vegetable or very slow and painful death
the city is built in such a way that you cannot access tall buildings
otherwise nothing drives me
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>tfw 2.4 college GPA
I should just drop out now and become a wage slave.
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Nah. Finish it. Get research/internship experience though. That's far more important for the workforce because work is practical application, and that's all research and interning is.
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>>36546839
How do you get it with shitty GPA? I tried applying before and got turned down in favor of other classmates with good grades.
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>tfw 3.8 gpa
Time to end it all lads.
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>mfw I fapped to cuck porn again
How the fuck do I stop this /r9k/?
I'm guessing this is all related to the fact I'm a 20 year old virgin, I have a femdom/ Humiliation fetish, and that I constantly jerk off. Do I just stop fapping for a while?
Seriously I don't fucking like or want this at all, this happens rarely but I feel nothing but contempt towards myself for doing it and if I don't get laid soon while this fucking fetish persists I'll prob throw myself in front of a train.
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There is nothing wrong with fapping to cuck porn
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>>36546720
At first I hated it too but over time I've gotten used to it. Now I fap to that shit constantly. Stop while you can if you want to keep the last shred of your dignity intact.
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>>36546720
I wanked every day one or twice to stuff like you did. But then I did something more fun and I simply forgot about wanking. I started to neglect wanking while playing much Bloodborne or went out to play football. Just do something to not think about wanking. Cure one addiction with another.