>everyone is eating dinner
>go to wash fork
>qt step cousin standing in front of dishrack with utensils
>awkwardly reach over her drink
>knock over plastic strainer
>she never breaks eye contact
>turn to my mother
>"I think I'm gonna go to sleep ok?"
>fastwalk to room and lock door
What is wrong with me anons? She's not even an adult and I fumbled all over myself.
>tfw your ears hurt from having them on all day
JUST LET ME IGNORE LIFE DAMMIT
Are baths or showers the robot's choice?
Who else who doesn't care about politics?
Hearing both extreme sides fight each other just annoys me, and I feel like they want everyone to pick a side.
>mfw I'm too dumb to understand politics
it's fun watching people getting pissed off at each other
I want to kill Asuka and rape the corpse.
Give me some ideas for a short film.
How would your parents feel if you brought this girl home?
They'd probably be very surprised considering I'm a introverted fat lazy slob that has given up on life. They'd ask me who she is, how we met and probably bother me with questions like "have you spoken to x lately?". The chance of me brining a female home to my parents apartment would probably be less than 0.01%.
Hey there shy autistic quiet guy
Stop being so mean to black people!
The only ideal I uphold and especially care about is antinatalism. How can I dedicate my life to this most noble of virtues? Totally willing to fuck with people's reproductive "rights" btw.
I don't believe death is an escape. The reason I don't kill myself is that I'm in no hurry to find out what happens after I do. In fact I don't understand why antinatalism has been taken on as an entirely materialist position. If I were a materialist I might find conscious experience significantly less terrifying.
Why are people on /pol/ always so angry ?
Spot the robot(s)
>go to bar
>decide to be confident and assertive
>notice a lady all by herself sitting at the bar
>i walk up to her and say hello
>she ignores me and keeps looking away
>i ask if i can buy her a drink
>she continues ignoring me
>i apologize for wasting her time
>5 minutes later the bouncers walk up to me and say LOOK MAN YOU'RE BOTHERING OTHER CUSTOMERS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE
Life sucks when you're an ugly virgin. No amount of haircuts, confidence, seduction classes, working out, or showering can fix it.
i congratulate you for having the balls to do that but clearly something about you is extremely off putting. figure out what that is. get someone who is socially savvy to give you honest feedback. you're not going to like the answer, i'm sure.
Why is /v/ such a terrible board and why can't I stop going on it?
I use it occasionally just because I like when people talk about games I like
It's kind of disappointing that they only talk bad about them though
Although /v/ is terrible, I find them endearing in a Stockholm Syndrome kind of way.
Their threads that lead to non-vidya discussion can be interesting if it doesn't involve e-celeb/"muh waifu" shit.
Almost all of thei threads aren't related to vidya, it's all bait shit like you would find here like "why do women pretend to like games" and "what does /v/ think of my gaming keyboard?" with a black person's hand sticking into the picture.
What was she thinking right at this moment?