>leave room to get a snack to eat
>hear fireworks going off all over the place from my kitchen window
>go back to my dark room and watch anime to stop it from hurting
How is your 4th of July going anons
>tfw only july 3 10:27 pm
Whoever posted that thread of women getting abused earlier, fuck you. I hate that I'm so turned on by this degenerate shit.
>tfw you are too socially retarded to provide any kind of emotional support to any human being
Sounds memey but there's no such thing as pure genuinity. Everyone has ulterior motives is and trying to gain something out of everyone else.
And seeing as how you're a robot, people will only interact with you to hurt you and feed their sociopathic urges.
You're better off just being a lone wolf.
Hey big brother, don't tell Mom but the basketball team will be in my room
Is there a way to defeat tfw no gf without actually getting a gf?
>be born super handsome
>get into acting and end up on the biggest show of all time
>have the most beautiful romance on the show with hot redhead
>end up having irl romance with actress who plays your beautiful fantasy lover and move in together to live happily ever after
I WILL NEVER BE THIS GOD DAMN LUCKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chingu changu chongu I ruv big howaito penisu!
How fuct am I?
>forced to go to another family picnic
>food is nice, but boring as hell
>uncle arrives and brings little cousin over
>haven't seen her in a while
>talk, find out we like the same cartoons
>finally having fun getting to know family
>uncle suddenly punches me in the face
>calls me a pedo (even though I didn't even touch her we were just talking about cartoons) and says he'll kill me if he sees me again
>father tries to calm him down saying I have autism I didn't mean to do anything wrong but he's still mad
>tfw father won't press assault charges because "muh family, you don't press charges on muh family"
>tfw uncle is sending angry phone messages saying he'll sue me because his daughter is having nightmares about the incident
is there anything I can do to make this situation better?
I literally did nothing other than talk to her about cartoons. Please believe me.
Son, the time has come for you to pursue a seasonal trade. Come hither, I shall escort you to the blacksmith to inquire about an apprenticeship under his wing. Remember to look him in his eyes, stand up tall, and bow in humble gratitude.
should i start smoking? i have a fat and i've heard nicotine is an appetite suppressant. plus maybe i can swap one vice for another
First all smoking is a great feeling
Second i like unfiltered camels and after smoking one if i exhale out my nose and then eip after with a tissue my inside nose has anthin layer of yellow mucus so i imagine that has to be in my lungs
i only smoke 4 or 5 a day though and i probably shouldnt smoke that much. what do you think op?
all im gonna say is it feels great
Caffeine is a healthier appetite supressant. If you don't like coffee you could take caffeine pills. They're cheap on amazon . That way no lung cancer. The best option is to just eat healthy foods in bulk. Greens, beans, grains, and fruit are all low-calorie and healthy, full of vitamins and antioxidants. Improve your health and lose weight all at once. Boom
My dad goes to Thailand and fucks ladyboys. What are some good insults I could use on him?
What do normies say when you mention that you're going to kill yourself?
Is it possible to work full time while going to college full time? Fuck I wish I had rich parents that would support me reeee
The killer awoke before dawn...
He put his boots on...
He took a face from the ancient gallery and he...
HE WALKED ON DOWN THE HAAAAAAALLLLLL EEEEEYEEEAAAHHH
>tfw that one kid in school who found out you were really anxious around everyone and decided to egg it on
>tfw after doing this he would claim you're going to commit a shooting at school
>tfw years later he saw me after i quit school because i hated it and laughed at me with his dickhead friends about it
at least i didn't turn into a monster and kill anyone
at least i have a great RETAIL JOB now