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How do other min wagies cope with life ?
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>>34232692
just graduated with chemistry degree and working in retail whilst applying for laboratory roles, been working in retail for like 3-4 months.
Basically I tell myself that I'm not going to spend my life here, because I won't.
I've seen the people who've worked at this hellhole for 30+ years, their whole lives summarised by working in some retail shithole dealing with retarded customers and managers alike.
I would rather commit suicide than work in retail for the rest of my life.
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>>34232692
There aren't any on this board. The only idiots getting paid minimum wage are robots. Which is why robots hate work. Couple that with robot logic "a girl I knew in school didn't date me she must be a whore. Therefore all women are whores" means " I hate my job therefore all people hate their jobs". It's just you guys. Don't worry though this is normal for you.
Please send your mother to the store though. I don't like seeing autist robots when I'm out and about. You all look and smell disgusting I'd rather you stayed at home or only go out at night. It's better for everyone nobody wants to look at you
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>>34232753
>chemistry degree
>not working for peanuts for the rest of your life
okay bud
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What requirements does a girl have to meet to become your girlfriend?
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Have a degree in something that requires half a brain, and don't be a degenerate feminist. My current one is pursuing a masters and is non-religious, but traditional as well. Feels good to have someone to talk about how trans is a disease with free from degeneracy.
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>>34232662
>have a vagina
>not a sjw
>no perceings/tattoos choker shit
>does not have to like anime/memes/edgy shit
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1. Don't be ugly. You don't even have to be particularly pretty, just don't be ugly.
2. Don't be fat or alarmingly thin.
3. Have basic hygiene standards
4. No STDs
5. Don't be boring.
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Still up and need a (You)? Then get in here. I'll respond to anyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything.
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>>34232594
What do you know about these men?
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>tfw no La La Land universe
Op how do you cope with never getting a qt gf in your life ?
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>>34232594
Where are the (You)'s?
Who do you think was the first robot in recorded history?
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Probably some caveman who never got laid
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the first caveman that discovered fire so he wouldn't have to leave his cave
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>>34232538
>Probably some caveman who never got laid
>recorded
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I'm a horrible person, /r9k/ ;-;
>be me
>short cuteboi
>bisexual, albeit repressed homosexual urges
>sick of shitty luck with women on Tinder (and just shitty luck, in general)
>just want someone to like me
>want to be the object of someone's desire
>want to be paid attention to
>need compliments
>set my tinder preferences to men and women
>within a couple days, get a shit ton of matches
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>inbox FILLS UP with compliments from friendly homo dudes!!
>feel good about myself for once
>feel happy
>meet sadboy who lives near me
>go over to his place in a drunken stupor, one night
>it's kinda awkward, but then we cuddle for a few hours
>i am the little spoon
>he reaches down and touches my weewee
>tells me to voice my discomfort if it gets weird
>he's nice and cuddly
>start to feel weird after the alcohol wears off
>"i-it's pretty late and i need to go home, anon"
>he walks me home
>wake up the next day and feel weird
>FUCKING DELETE MY TINDER APP
>feel disgusting and regretful
>fast forward a couple months later
>one day, i randomly start being afraid of seeing him at our university
>tfw i literally saw him at the uni dining hall that day
>tfw i just bullshitted and stumbled my way out of a conversation
>"th-things changed in my life and i had to cut a lot of people off :'(:
>him: "i hope we'll talk again some time soon :)".
>this was a couple days ago
>i haven't re-downloaded the app or tried to contact him
>tfw i am a horrible person
>tfw i don't want to hurt people ;-;
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Just talk to him you fag. Stop being such a goddamn fag and fuck him.
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>>34232368
>someone liked you
>someone touched your wiener and actually cared about whether or not you were comfortable with it
>he is also a "sad boy" and probably cute
what are you doing
this could be the difference between having someone to do things with and shitposting on /r9k/ all day
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>>34232368
At least you didn't fuck him
I made that mistake and now I feel disgusting
Luckily no one, that I know, knows
I just need to avoid being a dumbass and telling someone
Fuck I didn't even enjoy it at all. I just wanted to feel wanted for once and gays are so much easier
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>go to Craigslist personals
>find a hilarious posting
>post results
or, if anyone has stories of their own from CL encounters, please do share
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>>34232329
marjoram
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>>34232485
we were monarchs and shit
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>>34232329
This is going to pay my rent
for that month.
The guy made it way more expensive than it needed to be
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who /getbiggerdickordietrying/ here?
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Nice erectile dysfunction device there
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What the fuck.
Original x3 XD LMS xd xd
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>>34232297
Is there anyway possible to get a bigger dick without risk of ED? I am 6 inches and I feel like its not enough and causes a shit load of self esteem problems.
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When did you realize that you were the problem, not other people?
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>>34232291
I never though the problem was other people.
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other people ARE the problem though
im the only sane one
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>>34232291
I thought thats how it was, until I found a few other people like me.
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i'm sad. do you guys have anything that might cheer me up? i just feel... lonely.
>as always
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>>34232259
I have nothing to give you but vapid conversation.
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>>34232259
watch a documentary? im watching this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPXVEhTN-0g
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>>34232298
ok, thats fine. what is your favorite color, anon? do you have a reason?
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Post your CHADO.
I'm afraid now that I'm in a very stable long term relationship, I'll never be able to complete it.
Template in next picture. Had to perform shitty restoration for you cucks
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template as promised
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>>34232198
you really don't belong here mate
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>>34232198
Neither you or me belong here, OP. Delete this thread before someone finds out we're here.
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the /b/tards refuse their daily calcium intake. Hopefully you anons will enjoy this lactation bread. Anything relevant here, inducing discussion, greentext, porn vids, webms, hentai, pics, gifs, all that shit.
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drip drip drip drip drip
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Hentai does not equal anime. Enjoy it guilt free.
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European grills seem way more open to lactation that american girls. Perhaps the sexualization of them in western culture is a problem.
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If this picture doesn't make you cry you don't fucking belong here.
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>>34232163
Why did feminism have to ruin another girl? I fucking hate purple hair.
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>>34232199
they're like 16, she probably thinks the purple hair looks cute. i think it does, knowing i will never have this is the worst feeling in the world
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Am I supposed to know these people?
Sorry I don't follow e-celebs because I'm not a fucking normie.
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>make princess shit movie (basically disney's own equivalent to capeshit movies)
>make character barefoot throughout entire movie
>make the feet the most well animated thing in the entire flick
>give them lots of focus
Were they fucking trying to make it as lewd as possible?
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>basically disney's own equivalent to capeshit movies
Y-you do know that Disney owns Marvel right?
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>>34232364
Yes
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>look at trailer for new tangled tv thing
>literally no feet
ree
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So I've met this guy on discord who is an 18 year old male just like me and once every few days we fap together by starting together and once we are ready to cum we send a message on discord telling to cum (he usually sends it since I tend to peak faster).
Anyway we now use google hangouts, and we live in the same timezone in the US (though he lives in Illinois and I'm in Texas so the distance is still pretty big but I'm hoping that one day we can do a face reveal then meet up and become bf's. I'm thinking I can escalate things by masturbating together over phone calls so we can hear each other and then up it to video calls so that we can see each other masturbate.
Also, this guy has sex toys and even a body pillow and I have butt plugs and a dildo that I use and we talk openly about those. Anyway, any suggestions for how I can escalate things without turning him off or scaring him away? What if he says no to a video call (it would be a big next step, so face reveal should probably come before that).
This is my chance for a bf, help me maximize it plz.
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>>34232062
What is "discord"?
I've heard it mentioned a couple times before
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>>34232062
Hahaha, listen to yourself. Butt plugs and dildos ROFL hahaha omg you sound like a retard
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Two faggots who met over discord, a classic love story.
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I'm starting to have imaginary conversations with a girl in my head that wants to help me with my depression/mental disorders. I really want to talk to the real her but she doesn't even know me. She does browse this board but she's probably asleep by now.
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>>34232039
if you want to get laid, bro, all you have to do is have gotten laid. To get laid you got get laid get laid got laid get got laid got got get get got get laid laid get got laid.
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bumping for potentialpeople who don't believe in perfect gf will never find her
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It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has imaginary conversations with people I'm too afraid to talk to in real life.