>h-hi anon
>i think you are cute, w-would y..
How do you respond?
I am beautiful you can't deny that
i hope those are nylon hose
I will respond: "want to bang sometimes, cuddling but without a serious relationship?"
sorry i dont speak french
SORRY FOR PARTY POSTING
PLAY ALONG
PLAY ALONG
I forgive you, but this is your final warning
>>37976423
PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
https://youtu.be/SkTt9k4Y-a8 [Open] [Open]
https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8 [Open] [Open]
https://youtu.be/I-sH53vXP2A [Open] [Open]
https://youtu.be/J7tdJuGeW1o [Open] [Open]
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD GOOD TIME
>tfw I accidentally wiped back to front again
>fembot feels here
>>37976338
What a retarded thing to do.
>>37976349
I'm hungover, jerk I could barely stumble to the toilet
what does it mean you wireless roastie?
I want to suck a feminine penis so badly but i am 100% straight
>>37976320
I want to this but with an average size dick, I am also not gay.
>>37976320
But son you are gay
>>37976320
The side effect of anime, ladies and gentleman
what matters in life?
>>37976308
perform labour - acquire currency - buy alcohol with said currency
>>37976308
friends and family above all else
>>37976308
discover new shit
This cable was the closest thing to a rope I could find. Probably not strong enough, right?
you'll never rock climb with that piece of shit are you stupid
If you're an ectomorph it might work
Otherwise take a trip to the hardware store
>>37976267
>falling for the suicidal jew
>wash dishes
>one of the sponges smells like a 5 month old corpse
>my hands now smell like a 5 month old corpse
>wash them with soap 3 times
>still smell
Pretty sure corpses stop smelling that much after 5 months.
you're supposed to change out sponges. jesus fucking christ
don't pretend you're not aroused by that smell, anon. i bet you'll be jerking off while fiercely sniffing your hand later this day.
How can I live a normal life without a penis? I'm a dude without a bulge but I don't want to be oppressed, humiliated so how can a walk the streets without being bothered?
>>37976221
Nobody replies to me. My life is such a fucking hell!! Boo boo!!!!!
>>37976221
>>37976434
Why did I need to be born as a male??
*Cries in rage
>>37976221
>>37976434
>>37976539
I'm going to kill all women as a punishment for making my life miserable.
Money thread
Mo money, mo problems
>>37976132
nice kitty cat!
man, that pic is awesome. so comfy. anyone got others like it?
>>37976382
This, origanico.
WELL GUYS
I did it. I made my one and only gf ever had take the Test of Loyalty.
She promised me she would NEVER want to be with another man, so I came up to her a few days ago and made up a story about me being into cuckholding and if she would be interested having sex with another man. To my horror she actually agreed. I thought at first she was playing along and at the last moment would stop and tell me she didnt want anyone else but she didnt.
Last night, a black man named Domonik came over and had sex with her. I started crying and yelling at her as soon as he stuck it in. I stormed out of the house and just left her there. She can be with him now.
Fuck women!!
1. This is bait
2. You're retarded
This is some low-tier bait, anon.
>>37976124
looks like you saved yourself some time
http://www.ntd.tv/inspiring/life/young-woman-who-texted-boyfriend-to-kill-himself-is-found-guilty-now-faces-20-years-in-prison.html
Roasty got TOASTY
a life sentence for that is ridiculous
>>37976077
WTF They shouldve been way more lenient. a house confinement punishment for 2 months or something this is way to excessive. she isnt accustomed to crime and prisons at all!!! she is too pretty for that punishment. really angry about this...
>>37976077
>tfw no qt gf with a huge forehead to tell me to kms
>be me, 6'
>doesn't matter because still can't hold productive conversations to grow a relationship with other individuals
How does being taller make it easier for me if I am too much of an autismo to reap its benefits anyways?
It's all about facial aesthetics.
6' isn't tall, it's on the shorter side.
>>37975941
You're playing on easy mode, stacies love tall guys
BUT I'M A CREEP
I'M A WElRDO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
I DON'T BELONG HERE
>>37975922
GOODBYE MY LOVER
GOODBYE MY FRIEND
YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE
ITS MORE THAN A FEELING
WHEN I HEAR THAT SONG THEY USED TO PLAY
AND I THINK YOU'RE DREAMING
TIL I SEE MARY ANN WALK AWAY
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
orig robot
Creeper?
Oh man!
>>37975916
you cum back in the mine
got a nigger swinging from side to side-side to side
>>37975945
CUZ BABY TOOONIIIGHT
>>37976099
I'M JERKING TO MINECRAFT PORN AGAIN
>mom doesnt let me move out even though i have money to cover a year rents
what do i do robots? she doesnt even let me lock my rooms door in family home. i dont want to live here much longer
>>37975905
You know she can't legally keep you there if you're an adult so.. put on your big boy trousers and tell mummy dearest to get fucked.
>>37975905
Move out; you're an adult with money you can do what you want, what can she possibly do?
>>37975905
Tell her that you're an adult now and just leave